Which United player am I describing.

[Deleted member 875]

Someome asked me about a United player from the past, and what he was like for us.

I’ve used this quote.

“He chased down balls with all the elegance of a arthritic Labrador chasing a space hopper”

So who am I describing?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Sammon

 

[SwissBlade]

Someome asked me about a United player from the past, and what he was like for us.

I’ve used this quote.

“He chased down balls with all the elegance of a arthritic Labrador chasing a space hopper”

So who am I describing?

The lad with the windmill arm... can’t think of his name

 

[Deleted member 875]

Sammon

First answer, and first correct answer,

 

[Carlton Blade]

First answer, and first correct answer,

He was distinctively shit

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

First answer, and first correct answer,

Oh That's a shame. I was just about to have a guess or 12!!

 

[Gin&Juice]

Bobby Ford

 

[Hartley Hare]

Richard Creswell

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Although you could be describing old traffic cone himself Mongy.

 

[Jon Bon II]

David Frain

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Someome asked me about a United player from the past, and what he was like for us.

I’ve used this quote.

“He chased down balls with all the elegance of a arthritic Labrador chasing a space hopper”

So who am I describing?

That is like finding a needle in a haystack.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Someome asked me about a United player from the past, and what he was like for us.

I’ve used this quote.

“He chased down balls with all the elegance of a arthritic Labrador chasing a space hopper”

So who am I describing?

Big Shippers.
Neil Sihpperley

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Hanson.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Chris Guthrie.
Mick Higdon.

 

[RammyBlade]

Could describe quite a few of past players - thought it was Dean Hammond at first but can see how it applies to Sammon

 

[KoppedOff]

I was a pretty crap player as a kid. Not diabolical, but in no way good. But I was rapid, big for my age and had stamina.

It boils my piss that Conor Sammon has made a living out of football and I haven't, when I could have been just as shit as he is, but far quicker.