Which job would you take

[ShorehamRevolution]

If you could have any job apart from Manager or Player at the lane which would you have? I reckon I’d make a good kitman, where’d you apply? Wouldn’t mind Gary sinclairs job either or being a groundsman, although with the state of my garden we’d probably get kicked out the league.

 

[Gimli]

Club historian. Although I suspect Silent Blade would be the best person for that role!

 

[dazzlingblade]

roll on friday

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

roll on friday

Are you trying to say international breaks bring out stupid Fred’s?!

 

[Cheets]

I wouldn't mind a column in the programme. Perhaps memories of previous games against that day's opponents. I'd get Silent to corroborate all my anecdotes.

 

[KoppedOff]

I’d be that bloke who tells the stewards to go to “Phase Five”. I’d sit in the control room laughing while I got them up and down about 8 times every game for no other reason than my own amusement.

 

[dazzlingblade]

Are you trying to say international breaks bring out stupid Fred’s?!

nooooooooooooo, i'd be the new i follow cameraman, and i'd try and keep up with the ball and not shake the camera

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

I’d be that bloke who tells the stewards to go to “Phase Five”. I’d sit in the control room laughing while I got them up and down about 8 times every game for no other reason than my own amusement.

Would you say would all stewards go to “phase 6” just to baffle them?

 

[SwissBlade]

I'd be captain blade only so that i could walk the plank and retire the position.

To fill the void, so to speak, i would then employ a team of 25 Cheerleaders all in their mid 20's. I'd scour the globe, tinder and my phone book to get some reight talent in.

 

[dazzlingblade]

ladies team physio???? yes i'm an old pervert

 

[Barney]

Tea lady

 

[TarquinDelouche]

I reckon I’d make a decent multimillionaire owner.

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

I'd be captain blade only so that i could walk the plank and retire the position.

To fill the void, so to speak, i would then employ a team of 25 Cheerleaders all in their mid 20's. I'd scour the globe, tinder and my phone book to get some reight talent in.

Don't forget to use your Grindr app

 

[drinksmat]

To save on wages I will take both the sommelier and chief beer taster roles.

 

[SwissBlade]

Don't forget to use your Grindr app

Can i use your login again?

 

[Large Mendonca]

Bar manager

 

[Ricky]

Head of Recruitment

 

[blademark]

I'd like to be the tour manager for the Blades organising all the travel and hotels etc., starting Saturday at Burton.

 

[The Crab]

Tea lady

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

Can i use your login again?

Of course you can

As long as you dress up like that character from brokeback mountain when you come round to mine this Saturday

 

[ucandomagic]

Groundsman at Shirecliffe - get to see all of the training and chat to the lads.

 

[biggey blade]

I'd like to be the tour manager for the Blades organising all the travel and hotels etc., starting Saturday at Burton.

I think you would get the sack straight away with that one because the game is on the Friday.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Press - free tickets and a complimentary bar (or at least, it used to be)

 

[KoppedOff]

Would you say would all stewards go to “phase 6” just to baffle them?

Well phase 5 seems to be standing up from sitting down, so I think I’d announce Phase Three just to see if they all lay on the floor.

 

[blademark]

I think you would get the sack straight away with that one because the game is on the Friday.

I kinda knew that, it was (obviously) a poor attempt at humour.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

European Scout, I'm guessing we'd give first class travel, and 5 star accommodation to go with the £200k p.a. salary UTB

 

[Danny_Blade]

I'd be looking after the player's wives, also I'd set up an entertainment room for the kids to play in to get them all out of the way to help matters.

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Club butcher supplying raw meat for Jack O'Connell, I'd be a wealthy man in no time.

 

[dazzlingblade]

I'd be looking after the player's wives, also I'd set up an entertainment room for the kids to play in to get them all out of the way to help matters.

while convincing calvert lewin to rejoin

 

[GodricBlade]

Well phase 5 seems to be standing up from sitting down, so I think I’d announce Phase Three just to see if they all lay on the floor.

Bar manager’s been taken (damn) so I’d opt for announcing Phase-rs On Stun for the stewards.

Or try to outshout the programme seller on the South Stand. I think they’re “3 quid”. Top bloke.