Where is ....

[Bladethebrian]

the LWB / LCB we signed from Citeh? Not playing for the U23s today. Although to be fair if I had his girlfriend I’d always be on the “treatment table” (fnarr gnarled).

 

[RedandWhite]

His girlfriend is not even a 6/10

 

[moDtheGod]

His girlfriend is not even a 6/10

She's absolutely rancid.

 

[RedandWhite]

She's absolutely rancid.

I just googled her, I change my mind. She barely gets a 4.

 

[Topplayersleave]

Whatever she is she's better at it than he is at being a footballer

 

[SteveBlade]

I just googled her, I change my mind. She barely gets a 4.

Nt sr if srs

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I suspect it’s because he’s either injured or shit and when I watched him play against Barnet, he didn’t appear to be carrying an injury.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

She's absolutely rancid.

“Rancid Half-cooked”. He used to play for Notts County didn’t he?

 

[LondonBlade89]

I completely understand Wilder not chucking him into this situation. Though it doesn't exactly bode well.

And let's be right, Sophie Webster is outrageous.

 

[Jolly Buffer]

Bet he's loving his time here with all this support and encouragment.

 

[BigBed]

She's absolutely rancid.

Come on, I'd bum her!

 

[Classof85]

come on we have all done far worse than her!

I wouldnt kick her outta bed for farting thats for sure

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Bet he's loving his time here with all this support and encouragement.

I bet he is, I suspect he's weeping into his cheeky nando's as we speak.

What do you reckon he's on a week? Say £2k all in, call it £104k a year. He's involved in 2 hrs training a day for 5 days a week. That's 260 days, and 520 hours. On that basis he's earning £200 an hour for the brief spell in which he is breaking sweat for us, other than that it's pure leisure time from early afternoon onwards every day.

 

[GrayBlade]

Bet he's loving his time here with all this support and encouragment.

In fairness, slagging his Missis off should get him back up on his toes.

 

[Roygbiv]

I bet he is, I suspect he's weeping into his cheeky nando's as we speak.

What do you reckon he's on a week? Say £2k all in, call it £104k a year. He's involved in 2 hrs training a day for 5 days a week. That's 260 days, and 520 hours. On that basis he's earning £200 an hour for the brief spell in which he is breaking sweat for us, other than that it's pure leisure time from early afternoon onwards every day.

He'll be crying when he finds out his girlfriend is a lesbian

 

[Jolly Buffer]

I bet he is, I suspect he's weeping into his cheeky nando's as we speak.

What do you reckon he's on a week? Say £2k all in, call it £104k a year. He's involved in 2 hrs training a day for 5 days a week. That's 260 days, and 520 hours. On that basis he's earning £200 an hour for the brief spell in which he is breaking sweat for us, other than that it's pure leisure time from early afternoon onwards every day.

What's the reason he's not in the first team squad, anyone?

 

[BLADES1988]

What's the reason he's not in the first team squad, anyone?

He's shit

 

[Topplayersleave]

He'll be crying when he finds out his girlfriend is a lesbian

I wouldn't if I found out mine was

 

[Jehovah]

Come on, I'd bum her!

What poem is that from?

 

[BigBed]

I wouldn't if I found out mine was

A real lesbian or a telly/film lesbian?
Because, from what I've seen, they're two very different things!!!

 

[BigBed]

What poem is that from?

The Shoreham Sonnet.

 

[BushBlade]

What poem is that from?

Draft lyrics by Giorgio Moroder

‘Come on I’d bum her
Donna Summer
I feel love’

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I suspect he’ll be Ben Heneghan v2.

There once was a defender called Benny Heneghan, people thought that he was the new Andy Linighan, he moved from the fourth tier to the second and then went back down again, poor old Benny Heneghan begin again.

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

Looks like he's another Nathan Thomas?

 

[Come from away]

Just not so Keen!

 

[Sean Thornton]

I wouldn't if I found out mine was

What about if your girlfriend was Lezzing with Mrs Toplayersleave?

 

[Topplayersleave]

What about if your girlfriend was Lezzing with Mrs Toplayersleave?

Even better

 

[BushBlade]

He’s not going to replace Stevens or O’Connell so who cares? Either he’ll come good or he’ll join the 200+ players I’ve seen signed by us only to disappear and never be seen again.