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MobileBlade said:
They will always be massiver. Fact. Tuna fishing in Hillsborough Park lake (is there one? If not sure he can make one) will be taking place behind the back of the mega 200,000 seater stand that they will build across Parkside Road and into the park on land that will be gifted to them by the Council
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To enhance the overall match day experience for fans the mega 200,000 seater stand will built facing away from the pitch
 



MobileBlade said:
Don't know how you can say that. I once went out with a lovely girl who lived on Hammerton Road near the old police station. It took me two dates to get her into bed.
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Same girl, one date. Given that I've got a face like Plug it was a pity shag I'll grant you, but every ones a winner ;)
 
It will mean that Yorkshire has ceceded from the Royal Family besotted UK, there will be 24 hour sunshine and milk and honey for all.

and....
 
The Crab said:
Same girl, one date. Given that I've got a face like Plug it was a pity shag I'll grant you, but every ones a winner ;)
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I'd welcome any pitying gestures at my time of life. I've a feeling I'm beyond pity, but too skint and poor to reduce the chances of rejection
 
Someone who's registered on Pork Talk needs to keep checking to see if any of the thick grunters have referenced this as a serious post on there.
 
The Crab said:
Welcome back to Look North. We interrupt the 30 seconds we have devoted to Sheffield United's return to the Championship with some breaking news from Elland Road. We go over live to Harry Gration at Elland Road, Harry?

HG - Yes hello and welcome live to Elland Road with some breaking news. I have just received news from sources within the club that the Milk has arrived five minutes late. Massimo Cellini is reported to be "incandescent with rage" that his brew has been delayed, I'm also getting unconfirmed reports that there are only three Digestive biscuits left in the tin. Oh yes and something about a promotion thats happened down the road.
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HG- I'm sorry back there in the studio but I'm going to have to cut you off because further to our coverage at Elland Road we have just received breaking news that the biscuit supply is now officially down to one Digestive. Reports are now flooding in with regards to conflict within the board and certain alleged individuals being too polite to take it.

We are currently trying to track down the biscuit to catch word on his views and whether he will use this current situation to engineer a new contract or a move to a bigger club.
 
When does the five year promise to be in Europe expire?

I'm wandering if we are still on schedule.
 
A spokesperson for Mr Cellino gave the following statement.

When I took over the club, it was made perfectly clear that there would always be no less than five biscuits left in the tin at any time. Digestives were desirable, but Custard Creams and / or Chocolate Bourbons were also acceptable. To my consternation, I arrived at the ground this morning, and not only was the milk late, but the biscuit numbers were below the agreed number as stipulated in the contract.

This makes my position untenable, but if someone goes down to the local Happy Shopper, it can be rectified to the satisfaction of all parties concerned.
 
The Crab said:
A spokesperson for Mr Cellino gave the following statement.

When I took over the club, it was made perfectly clear that there would always be no less than five biscuits left in the tin at any time. Digestives were desirable, but Custard Creams and / or Chocolate Bourbons were also acceptable. To my consternation, I arrived at the ground this morning, and not only was the milk late, but the biscuit numbers were below the agreed number as stipulated in the contract.

This makes my position untenable, but if someone goes down to the local Happy Shopper, it can be rectified to the satisfaction of all parties concerned.
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Further to our previous coverage, McVities have now been given permission to open talks with D. Biscuit over a move to their club. Early reports also suggest McVities have also stipulated a change in position for D. Biscuit to a chocolate cover and foil wrapper in order to retain match freshness.

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Chief_Froley said:
Further to our previous coverage, McVities have now been given permission to open talks with D. Biscuit over a move to their club. Early reports also suggest McVities have also stipulated a change in position for D. Biscuit to a chocolate cover and foil wrapper in order to retain match freshness.

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A spokesperson for the F.A said "Whilst we are pleased to hear that the Biscuit Stand Off seems to have been resolved, it was an unsavoury experience that reflects badly on the wider game. An emergency meeting of board members was held this morning, and the decision was taken that somehow it was all Sheffield United's fault. A fine of £25m has been levied, and their promotion has been scrapped."
 
The fleshpots and ale houses will have never seen such debauchery and celebration as Chris Wilders Red and White European army sweep all before them...
 
The Crab said:
A spokesperson for the F.A said "Whilst we are pleased to hear that the Biscuit Stand Off seems to have been resolved, it was an unsavoury experience that reflects badly on the wider game. An emergency meeting of board members was held this morning, and the decision was taken that somehow it was all Sheffield United's fault. A fine of £25m has been levied, and their promotion has been scrapped."
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Thats the way the cookie crumbles I guess...

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The Crab said:
Welcome back to Look North. We interrupt the 30 seconds we have devoted to Sheffield United's return to the Championship with some breaking news from Elland Road. We go over live to Harry Gration at Elland Road, Harry?
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Leave Harry alone, he's sound. never had a bad word to say about us. Plus he's getting on a bit now. We can do better than pick on him.
 
snootyfenooty said:
Leave Harry alone, he's sound. never had a bad word to say about us.
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Billy big Bollocks here. I met him a couple of weeks ago and had a quick chat. He is most certainly not a DirtyLeeds fan. His first love is York but he has a soft spot for the Blades going back many years.

He didn't mention the Massive, but I suppose he must have supported them first and we copied them again.....
 
snootyfenooty said:
That Crista Ackroyd though! Cow.

Best thing they ever did was get shut of her.
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Used to see her regularly at the Halifax Antiques Fair with her fella. I definately got the impression she wore the trousers, the guy defined Pussywhipped.
 
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