What's your half time treat?

[silverfox]

What do you look foward to half time for?

Is it:

Bovril
Pie
Pee
Young girlies dancing on the pitch
Fag(all types)
Phone calls

or like me......

A chance to let the blood pressure go down after rants at the ref!

Go on tell us.....

 

[Linz]

Usually a Mars Bar, or if I've not had my dinner, a chicken balti

 

[silverfox]

Just the one?

Or one of each?

 

[Linz]

One or the other

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

In this order

1: Pee
2: Pie
3: Bovril
4: Phone call to those who don't go
5: Phone call to see what's for tea
6: strepsil to sooth the throat and a sit down to calm down.

 

[Linz]

4: Phone call to those who don't go
5: Phone call to see what's for tea

You mean you can hear the phone over Jerry St. Clare's tannoy?

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

You mean you can hear the phone over Jerry St. Clare's tannoy?

No I just shout what I want to say and then hang up, usually get a reply via txt saying "Shut him up so I can hear you"

Now you see why the Strepsil is at number 6

 

[Rodley]

Haven’t had fodder at the ground in ages.

 

[1973Blade]

Half time scores, a read on S24SU (if I can get a signal) and a quick read of the programme.

 

[cal the blade]

I agree with 2005 Linz. gotta be a Balti pie

 

[Snowman]

Leaving to change the luck when we are losing. Some reight bars on the way home.

 

[KoppedOff]

Under Adkins it was the chance to finally stand up and stretch my legs.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

A chat with 2-1 Ken.

 

[fintious maximus]

Steak pie usually but now the new steak and hendo’s pie.

 

[ShefRedandWhite]

A kidney punch and a joke about fax machines.

 

[Damski]

I'm usually bursting for a slash from all the pre-game beers so it's often a straight up on't whistle for me. I'd like a beer at half time, but you can never have one without missing the start of the 2nd half. That booze ban in sight of the pitch needs to fucking go.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I’m on the end of a row, so my HT treat is to stand in everyone’s way pretending I don’t realise they want to get past me until a large angry queue has formed.

I then sarcastically mutter ‘you’re welcome’ to everyone who manages to fight past me without acknowledging my token effort to let them past.

I then repeat this peevishness as people begin returning to their seats as the second half approaches.

This passes the time quite nicely.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I suck men off in the Kop bogs.

Yumma yumma

 

[Muttley]

Getting fecking 4G on my phone for the half times. Almost impossible!!!

 

[metalblade]

First thing I want is a piss, just enough time to get to the bogs and back before the 2nd half starts no time for eating and drinking.

 

[Tom Bott]

The Bladeettes...

Though prior to that embarrassing bunch we used to have a pro cheer leader group who were really good, but probably needed paying.

Nile Rodgers making a guest appearance was notable, but usually just a pee and fag (smoke) (tab).

 

[mosbolad]

Half time scores, a read on S24SU (if I can get a signal) and a quick read of the programme.

Does Foxy have to wave at you or something?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I snort coke through my programme. £3, programmes.,

 

[Bruce Wayne]

My half time treat is getting in the beer Q and missing the obligatory goal.

 

[8lade]

A pie but I always hope they've sold out so I can start a rumble with the bloke in front of me about 'tekking last pie'.

 

[tyke1889]

A pie but I always hope they've sold out so I can start a rumble with the bloke in front of me about 'tekking last pie'.

Don't bully meh!

 

[Sean Thornton]

A pie but I always hope they've sold out so I can start a rumble with the bloke in front of me about 'tekking last pie'.

Aah. At that point l bet all those "managers" behind the counter suddenly find something important to do and leave the cannon fodder to take any abuse?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don't bully meh!

Like DaleWinton and Julian Clary having a scrap.

 

[Tyler Durden]

My favourite thing is the anticipation of reaching the exits, just as soon as the gormless cunts in front of me have finished their conversation on the stairs where they've decided to stop.

 

[Davie Blade]

I suck men off in the Kop bogs.

Yumma yumma

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