What's your half time treat?

[Sean Thornton]

My favourite thing is the anticipation of reaching the exits, just as soon as the gormless cunts in front of me have finished their conversation on the stairs where they've decided to stop.

Move to the South Stand, you'll love it. Fred and Ethel side by side stop on the steps prior to kick off and wave and chat to every fucker they came down on the bus with.

 

[dingledog]

What do you look foward to half time for?

Is it:

Bovril
Pie
Pee
Young girlies dancing on the pitch
Fag(all types)
Phone calls

or like me......

A chance to let the blood pressure go down after rants at the ref!

Go on tell us.....

You tinker, I bet you always empty your piss bag at half time

 

[Davie Blade]

My lovely neighbourly fellow season tickets offers to get me a drink at half time.
I took him up on his offer, next match I return the favour.
This went on for a while.
Then when we go 4-1 up in the Hull match he said he has £20 on us winning 4-1 at 14 to 1.
during the final few minutes there are lots of chances to make it 5- 1- or 4-2.
Ref blows the whistle and I turn to him and I say feck off you are buying the teas for the rest of the season.

 

[Sean Thornton]

My lovely neighbourly fellow season tickets offers to get me a drink at half time.
I took him up on his offer, next match I return the favour.
This went on for a while.
Then when we go 4-1 up in the Hull match he said he has £20 on us winning 4-1 at 14 to 1.
during the final few minutes there are lots of chances to make it 5- 1- or 4-2.
Ref blows the whistle and I turn to him and I say feck off you are buying the teas for the rest of the season.

Squeeze the rich until the pips squeak

 

[FlamingLip]

The Bladeettes...

Though prior to that embarrassing bunch we used to have a pro cheer leader group who were really good, but probably needed paying.

Nile Rodgers making a guest appearance was notable, but usually just a pee and fag (smoke) (tab).

Midas girls?

Over age and everything

 

[DifferentClass]

Getting on S2 and bumping old threads from 2005.

That and have a waz.

And a lukewarm Bovril and a pack of Walkers salt and vinegar.

 

[Bladesman]

Nothing.

 

[Tommoblade66]

Jumping up and down and waving my arms around to try and keep warm

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

In this order

1: Pee
2: Pie
3: Bovril

This.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Does listening to Gaz bellow in my ears while I'm trying to talk to people count ?

 

[Mumbo]

Usually been wanting a piss for at least 40 minutes as I tend to focus on the pre match beverages

 

[SwissBlade]

Hipflask with a decent spirit

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Go straight for a piss then talk bollocks with my mates until it’s time to go back up to my seat.
Sometimes have a chat with Anders when he’s doing his rounds.

 

[sheffielder]

Depends on whether I am going out after or not.

if out - beer
if not - Rant like SF

 

[North East Blade]

I like to meet old Bob in the bogs on the kop for a spot of hide the sausage

 

[blade too long]

if we are 3 or 4-0 up I have a wank
does upset some people in the pie queue

 

[coaxingstar71]

Piss
Check scores and hope that Wendy are losing.
Play scrabble on phone.
All while looking forward to 2nd half.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I like to meet old Bob in the bogs on the kop for a spot of hide the sausage

His services have considerably improved since he lost his false teeth.

 

[BushBlade]

It's a lot easier when we're shit. Just go for a pie and bovril ten minutes before half time, plenty of time for a piss and a fag. Could do with Adkins coming back really.

 

[Steve Mackan]

It's a lot easier when we're shit. Just go for a pie and bovril ten minutes before half time, plenty of time for a piss and a fag. Could do with Adkins coming back really.

100% this. Pies were vastly improved under Adkins. As were conversation such as, "let's try and think of as many different United players as foods as we can."

Now I'm just a bag of nerves throughout half-time, which is how it should be.

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

I’m usually having a pint that I’ve had to miss 5 mins of the first half to get, then I’ll check all the halftimes while praising or grumbling over our performance and then because we’re deeply entrenched in United conversation we’ll usually then wonder where everyone’s gone and suddenly realise we’re 10 minutes into the 2nd half, but hey ho.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Would normally say a pint (with a voucher bought pre-match), but I normally get it sometime after the second half has kicked off these days. Used to be able to walk up and be either first or second in the queue, it's all gone a bit shit. Defeats the object if it takes longer than people paying cash.

 

[ourbob]

A line of coke and a bottle of lager.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

During the colder months, I often suck on a Fisherman's Friend...
unfortunately, this has led me to being banned from any football ground for the next twenty years.

It's NOT fair....

 

[BigBed]

During the colder months, I often suck on a Fisherman's Friend...
unfortunately, this has led me to being banned from any football ground for the next twenty years.

It's NOT fair....

Except Grimsby surely!?

I retreat just before halftime, usually for a piss, a sausage roll and a bottle, but, seeing as most of the lager is now just warm piss, a bottle of 7up or Pepsi has to suffice.

 

[sitwell]

Decide I want pie ,stand in a queue for 13 minutes ,think fuck it and go back and sit down. Really must sort my half time issues out.

 

[DiggerBlade]

Spent many a half time apologising to the vicar and his primary school wife for my foul and abusive language. It's calmed down a lot since Chris Wilder came into the Lane but the season under Adkin's half time was more of a grovel fest.

 

[super_pig]

Hipflask with a decent spirit

ponce
et moi?? rollup