What's your dullest anecdote about meeting a footballer?

[Newbury Blade]

I briefly went out with a receptionist at a dentist in Cheshire where George Best was a patient.
Other patients included Freddie “Freddie and The Dreamers” Garritty.
I never met either of them, and we broke up soon after.

 

[Newbury Blade]

I also have a story almost as good as this about Nigel Planer of The Young Ones.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I briefly went out with a receptionist at a dentist in Cheshire where George Best was a patient.
Other patients included Freddie “Freddie and The Dreamers” Garritty.
I never met either of them, and we broke up soon after.

Understandable. If she didn't even introduce you.