What Will Be The Kick in The Nuts

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just a couple of seasons since we won L1 ;) but i am only 9 years old
(you’ve taken this far too seriously gbs.. it was a light hearted comment mate )

Sorry mate - I wrote the response and then realised that it could be misconstrued, hence the edited #31
 
1915. Europe in the grip of the greatest conflict the world had seen. Blades win FA cup!
2019. Britain in the grip of the daftest economic decision the world had seen. Discuss!
 
This time,this season.

Summat will happen wont it
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WW3
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I think the Prince will buy us out lock stock and barrel and we’ll become a feeder club to his Belgian second division club and loan our best players to them, resulting in our relegation to league 1.

Alcohol will be banned in the ground and pies will be replaced with falafel wraps.

Apart from that, all will go swimmingly.
 
Being serious for a moment, other than a total shit storm of about 4 or 5 things occurring together, the three individual threats to our hopeful success this season relate to 1.) CW leaving 2.) Having to sell star players in JTW and 3.) Our goals drying up.

We are in the lap of the gods with 1.), but it would appear that whilst CW feels like he is progressing and is being supported by the club, then he's happy here. It would appear that the loan we have just taken out covers the running of the club for the season, so the possibility of 2.) seems reduced. However, there were whispers in the first few weeks of the season about us turning down a move for a player, so that might re-emerge, depending on where were are in the league. 3.) Is the big worry for me. Last season we had BS & LC scoring and when they stopped, so did our progress. We needed a 3rd striker to contribute this season, and instead we've still only got 2 goalscorers. LC needs to start scoring asap. If not, it might be sensible that we move squad players out in JTW to bring in a striker. Fulham got promoted by bringing in Mitrovic. Our trouble is that personality, team spirit & work ethic seem to be 75% of what CW & AK look for it a player, so they may not wish to bring in someone on loan that might rock the boat/upset the dressing room. I'm not suggesting that we can sign him, but i reckon if a championship gets Vincent Janssen from spurs in january they'll have mitrovicesque bounce.


Who is there out there who we can afford in January?????
 
Wilder is a Blade. He's going nowhere. His "support team" is his Sheffield mates. Why the fuck would he move away? Some people just have no idea.

We do need striker cover though. That's a no brainer.
 
Kick int nuts will be finding that Sparks has made Pigs hard to beat and young lads he's had to use aren't like the spineless mercenaries Carlos employed. To make it worse, they resist everything we throw at them till fairy diving cunt cons a pen at the Kop end on 90 + 7 and scores. Typical Blades downer brought to you by Eeyore the Snowman.
 
Considering his injury record I expect it will be something to do with McGoldrick. Get the cotton wool in CW!
 
With 10 games to go, we will be top of the league with a positive goal difference of 50 and needing just a point to win the title against the then bottom club who have just lost their entire first 11 who were allowed to cancel their contracts to sign up for the impending war effort. BDTBL will be packed to the rafters with us waiting to cheer our heroes onto the pitch, to secure our return to the Premier league when at 14.58 Gary Sinclair pops up and says, 'It is with great sadness that I have to announce........"

".....The closure of Maggie Mays"
 

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