What the FG's have in store for us:

[Darren]

16/4/13 United 3 Brentford 1

20/4/13 Portsmouth 0 United 1
Bournemouth 2 Carlisle 0

23/4/13 Crewe 0 United 2.

Thus going into the last game we have:

2. Bournemouth pts 82 F75 A52 GD +23
3. United pts 82 F60 A37 GD +23

In the last game United tear in Preston and with 10 mins to go and having missed loads of chances are 2-0 up. Bournemouth are drawing 0-0 at Tranmere (who need a win for a play off place) and all looks great. However, news then comes through that Bournemouth have scored, but we still have pole position. The game ends at the Lane and we have won 2-0. They are still playing at Tranmere and it is still 1-0. We are nearly there, then in the sixth minute of injury time, Bournemouth get a second and we fail to go up on goals scored :-(

It's the Blades' way....

 

[bartman]

16/4/13 United 3 Brentford 1

20/4/13 Portsmouth 0 United 1
Bournemouth 2 Carlisle 0

23/4/13 Crewe 0 United 2.

Thus going into the last game we have:

2. Bournemouth pts 82 F75 A52 GD +23
3. United pts 82 F60 A37 GD +23

In the last game United tear in Preston and with 10 mins to go and having missed loads of chances are 2-0 up. Bournemouth are drawing 0-0 at Tranmere (who need a win for a play off place) and all looks great. However, news then comes through that Bournemouth have scored, but we still have pole position. The game ends at the Lane and we have won 2-0. They are still playing at Tranmere and it is still 1-0. We are nearly there, then in the sixth minute of injury time, Bournemouth get a second and we fail to go up on goals scored :-(

It's the Blades' way....

You forgot to add Doncaster drawing against Notts County and then winning 5-0 at Brentford so going up on goals scored as well :-(

 

[Gavlar]

16/4/13 United 3 Brentford 1

20/4/13 Portsmouth 0 United 1
Bournemouth 2 Carlisle 0

23/4/13 Crewe 0 United 2.

Thus going into the last game we have:

2. Bournemouth pts 82 F75 A52 GD +23
3. United pts 82 F60 A37 GD +23

In the last game United tear in Preston and with 10 mins to go and having missed loads of chances are 2-0 up. Bournemouth are drawing 0-0 at Tranmere (who need a win for a play off place) and all looks great. However, news then comes through that Bournemouth have scored, but we still have pole position. The game ends at the Lane and we have won 2-0. They are still playing at Tranmere and it is still 1-0. We are nearly there, then in the sixth minute of injury time, Bournemouth get a second and we fail to go up on goals scored :-(

It's the Blades' way....

so we go into the playoffs against swindon, get murdered 0-0 at their place and go one down in the home leg.
in the 88th min michael doyle hits one of those strikes that has been oh so close so many times this season and this time it goes in. 93rd min, mcfadzean crosses to ironside who falls over but the ball managers to go in off his arse and we win and go through to face brentford who beat yeovil in the other semi.

the night before the game kitson and porter pull hamstrings in a freak incident with the sprinklers at a local crazy golf course. forte and ironside get arrested for getting into a fight with a taxi driver who doesnst believe forte is a footballer, ironside breaks a jaw sticking up for his mate.

murphy puts his back out putting his slippers on one morning.

blades go into the final with cresswell upfront whos season with york has finished. we manage to hold brentford to a draw but in the last min mcmahon hits a freekick which cannons off the bar and goes down the pitch to donaldson who scuffs a shot under long and they take the spoils.

morgs and unsworth are given touch line bans after a brawl with rossler in the tunnell, both start the u21 season watching from the stands as new sheffield united manager Stuart McCall comes in.........

 

[Selly]

so we go into the playoffs against swindon, get murdered 0-0 at their place and go one down in the home leg.
in the 88th min michael doyle hits one of those strikes that has been oh so close so many times this season and this time it goes in. 93rd min, mcfadzean crosses to ironside who falls over but the ball managers to go in off his arse and we win and go through to face brentford who beat yeovil in the other semi.

the night before the game kitson and porter pull hamstrings in a freak incident with the sprinklers at a local crazy golf course. forte and ironside get arrested for getting into a fight with a taxi driver who doesnst believe forte is a footballer, ironside breaks a jaw sticking up for his mate.

murphy puts his back out putting his slippers on one morning.

blades go into the final with cresswell upfront whos season with york has finished. we manage to hold brentford to a draw but in the last min mcmahon hits a freekick which cannons off the bar and goes down the pitch to donaldson who scuffs a shot under long and they take the spoils.

morgs and unsworth are given touch line bans after a brawl with rossler in the tunnell, both start the u21 season watching from the stands as new sheffield united manager Stuart McCall comes in.........

I'm assuming that You missed the bit where McMahon's shot that hits the bar, bounces behind the line, but isn't given, thus consigning us to be the last team to score a goal that never was before they install Hawkeye/GoalRef at Wembley...

 

[Selly]

16/4/13 United 3 Brentford 1

20/4/13 Portsmouth 0 United 1
Bournemouth 2 Carlisle 0

23/4/13 Crewe 0 United 2.

Thus going into the last game we have:

2. Bournemouth pts 82 F75 A52 GD +23
3. United pts 82 F60 A37 GD +23

In the last game United tear in Preston and with 10 mins to go and having missed loads of chances are 2-0 up. Bournemouth are drawing 0-0 at Tranmere (who need a win for a play off place) and all looks great. However, news then comes through that Bournemouth have scored, but we still have pole position. The game ends at the Lane and we have won 2-0. They are still playing at Tranmere and it is still 1-0. We are nearly there, then in the sixth minute of injury time, Bournemouth get a second and we fail to go up on goals scored :-(

It's the Blades' way....

As tragic as hat is, it doesn't have the requisite Blades cocking it up for themselves element.

You need a last minute penalty miss in there as well....

 

[moDtheGod]

I'm assuming that You missed the bit where McMahon's shot that hits the bar, bounces behind the line, but isn't given, thus consigning us to be the last team to score a goal that never was before they install Hawkeye/GoalRef at Wembley...

That is a great shout. This is BOUND to happen.

 

[Darren]

As tragic as hat is, it doesn't have the requisite Blades cocking it up for themselves element.

You need a last minute penalty miss in there as well....

ok, in the last minute of injury time in United's game, McMahon puts in a cross from the right which sails over the keeper and Porter is about to nod in a simple header at the back post, when a defender piles into his back crashing him into the post (and thus putting him out of the play offs) and the ball sails out. Penalty!

Robson (who came on as sub at 90 mins) grabs the ball. He takes the pen, the keeper dives the wrong way, but the ball hits the right post. No worries as McFadzean and Robson are running in to follow up and tap in. Robson muscless the younsgter out of the way and taps in 3-0!....except, as other no player has touched the ball since Robson took the original pen, the goal is disallowed. The ref points this out, the Preston goalie takes a free kick and the final whistle goes and we wait for the Bournemouth result.

 

[Worksop_Blade]

All these very complicated predictions so I'll have a crack at the follow:

McDonald will do his hamstring
Porter will knacker his back
Kitson will get sent off
Doyle will also get sent off.

We'll end up playing Yeovil and losing on penalties after 210 minutes of goalless football, McCabe will say Morgan has impressed him with his attitude and give him 3 year contract.

 

[Gavlar]

All these very complicated predictions so I'll have a crack at the follow:

McDonald will do his hamstring
Porter will knacker his back
Kitson will get sent off
Doyle will also get sent off.

We'll end up playing Yeovil and losing on penalties after 210 minutes of goalless football, McCabe will say Morgan has impressed him with his attitude and give him 3 year contract.

if we do lose on pens it will probably go like this:

yeovil miss their first 5 pens, funnily enough so do blades. then yeovil score their next 6, so do blades. this repeats 3 times until it ends up going through all the subs and coaching staff who take pens aswell from both teams. Long saves a pen from gary johnson leaving unsworth to score the winner, morgs says in his ear "do it for the one you scored against us for wigan", unsworth nodds, places the ball down and runs up ready to smash it straight and true......apart from he slips john terry style and sends it into the stand.

the yeovil chairman takes the next one and duly scores so its down to mccabe to save our bacon, needless to say he's sold his best pair of shoes to a punter for a few quid during the match so has to take them barefooted and breaks a toe in shooting the ball straight into the post, it bounces back and knocks him out, blades lose...........

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

points are surely going to be dropped from all the teams above. I can't see them all winning every game. (take away our match Tuesday) it is a tight league, anyone can beat anyone.

 

[Kenilworth]

I can see Bournemouth breaking a club record and winning their last two games.
It's written.

The FG's are gleefully lubricating their cocks as we ponder the remaining fixtures, ready and waiting to ram them up our metaphorical arses whilst they laugh insanely, giving it the max, balls deep.




It's all true I tell you. Just you wait and see.

 

[Pinchy]

I agree. Bournemouth and Doncaster will both win their remaining matches. Absolutely no chance of us winning all four and eclipsing Bournemouth's GD advantage.

We can't get the better of you, Football Gods. You really are something special. All glory be yours.

 

[Rodders]

I agree. Bournemouth and Doncaster will both win their remaining matches. Absolutely no chance of us winning all four and eclipsing Bournemouth's GD advantage.

We can't get the better of you, Football Gods. You really are something special. All glory be yours.

I thought Doncaster weren't going up?

 

[kingston RAWW]

That just leaves, post season, a rumour goes round that Doncaster fielded an ineligible player. Later proved to be incorrect.

 

[Pinchy]

I thought Doncaster weren't going up?

They aren't. It was just a ploy to appease the jealous Football Gods and you've gone and given the game away.

It will be your fault Rodders, if we don't go up.

 

[SwissBlade]

So nobody is going to suggest something so ridiculous as KMac scoring then? No? Didn't think so

Monty appears back at the lane for the play off semi 2nd leg, nobody bats an eyelid, he's sat with Kyle Walker watching the Blades.

But in the run up to the play off final KMac is struggling for fitness after taking a shot in the second leg. Morgs names KMac but is clearly unfit... But worse still Monty is named on the bench. Due to some mishap in his registration he's played most of the season without a work permit. Australian authorities deporting him when they realise that he listed his occupation as "footballer". With his permit revoked, a loophole allows him to return to his previous registration at the lane.

Morgs, feeling desperate brings his mate in. Monty comes on for KMac and smashes a 30yarder into the top corner winning the final...

 

[Pinchy]

So nobody is going to suggest something so ridiculous as KMac scoring then? No? Didn't think so

Monty appears back at the lane for the play off semi 2nd leg, nobody bats an eyelid, he's sat with Kyle Walker watching the Blades.

But in the run up to the play off final KMac is struggling for fitness after taking a shot in the second leg. Morgs names KMac but is clearly unfit... But worse still Monty is named on the bench. Due to some mishap in his registration he's played most of the season without a work permit. Australian authorities deporting him when they realise that he listed his occupation as "footballer". With his permit revoked, a loophole allows him to return to his previous registration at the lane.

Morgs, feeling desperate brings his mate in. Monty comes on for KMac and smashes a 30yarder into the top corner winning the final...

They we are, having a sensible discussion, contemplating realistic scenarios for what might lay ahead. Then someone has to come up with this sort of outlandish tosh.....

 

[SwissBlade]

They we are, having a sensible discussion, contemplating realistic scenarios for what might lay ahead. Then someone has to come up with this sort of outlandish tosh.....

Its less outlandish than KMac scoring though...