What 'fake chants' will they play at Bramall Lane?

[1973Blade]

Surely the Greasy Chip Butty at the start. I hope they play a variety of songs, at some grounds they have just stuck with one or two chants. I would like to hear 'We Ain't Got Woodward And Currie' to inspire the lads.

 

[FMBlade1]

'Sheffield United' on a continuous loop for 90 minutes.

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
We’re not going to Napoli
Que sera sera

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Shit on,will do.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Your gonna get your f.. g head liked in might make a comeback ?

 

[DiggerBlade]

The Derr Der Der song could get an airing again.

 

[Kev Gee]

Your gunna get your fucking head kicked in!!!.... Your going home in a fucking ambulance!!!

 

[BushBlade]

We’re fucking shit. We’re fucking shit.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

We’re fucking shit. We’re fucking shit.

"He's our striker, he's our number 9 ... and he goes by the name of McShitteeee"

 

[Birley Blade]

We’re not going down, we’re not going up, we’re Sheff Utd and we don’t give a fuck.

Gives us a chance to sing it before we get relegated next season.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

"He's one of our own, he's one of our oh-own, Chrissy Wilder, he's taken us as far as he can go"

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Oh we ain't got a barrel of money
But we've got Woodward and Currie
And with Eddie Colquhoun
It's Europe soon
U-NI-TED

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

'Sheffield United' on a continuous loop for 90 minutes.

The young uns speed it up far too soon.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Shouts of "Get McBurnie off, he's shite" are probably appropriate at the moment!

Along with "Shooooot for fucks sake!"

And "Arrrrgggh, fucking hell Norwood?"

 

[Berkshire Blade]

The club tweeted out audio of the GCB the other day so clearly that is able to be used.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

If it's like every other game the same, it's like all grounds have the same recording playing on a loop.

 

[Pedro Verde]

I would like to hear 'We Ain't Got Woodward And Currie' to inspire the lads.

The players wont be able to hear it they will have to inspire themselves

 

[Chief_Froley]

Programmes 3 quid!

 

[1973Blade]

Programmes 3 quid!

That would be brilliant!!

 

[Large Mendonca]

If there isn't an anti-pig song within the first 2 mins, then it's just not an authentic Lane experience

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Sky TV is fucking shit

 

[Rodley]

“Walking down Shoreham St swinging a chain” interspersed with “I’m a Rambler“.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

No pig fans in town.. in fact no one in town..

come on a skateboard..

where were you at Bramall Lane...

 

[8lade]

Just for the laugh, the football version of 'Wild Rover'.

 

[WORKSOPBLADE]

Your not singing anymore!

 

[KoppedOff]

“Arsenaw Arsenaw Arsenaw Yeah Yeah Yeah
Bruv Arsenaw Arsenaw Fam
Arsenaw Arsenaw Arsenaw Yeah Yeah Yeah
Blud Fam Bruv Arsenaw Yeah
Arsenaw Arsenaw Arsenaw Yeah Yeah Yeah
Blud Blud Fam Arsenaw Bruv Bruv Bergkamp Bro
Arsenaw Arsenaw Arsenaw Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Boi Bruv Fam Blud Fackin Arsenaw Fam”

To the Midsomer Murders tune.

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

"You're gonna get you're fuckin test kits in".

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I don't know if any of you were watching the Man U v Blades game the other night with the added soundtrack on, but if so you'd have noticed that there were a mixture of Man U and Sheff U chants as the background noise.

But not a lot of thought had gone into it.

We were 2-0 and 3-0 down and they were playing the Sheff U chant that we invented v Norwich a few years ago...

"Take your time, take your time Sheff United..."

Anyone else hear that?

For our upcoming game and all other home games I think they should play an appropriate chant, such as "Football in a library" personally.

 

[Bladesman]

Gerrit forward!!!

 

[Grey Blade]

I don't know if any of you were watching the Man U v Blades game the other night with the added soundtrack on, but if so you'd have noticed that there were a mixture of Man U and Sheff U chants as the background noise.

But not a lot of thought had gone into it.

We were 2-0 and 3-0 down and they were playing the Sheff U chant that we invented v Norwich a few years ago...

"Take your time, take your time Sheff United..."

Anyone else hear that?

For our upcoming game and all other home games I think they should play an appropriate chant, such as "Football in a library" personally.

Yes, they played "Take your time" repeatedly. Surely they could have found something a more appropriate. I like "You'll never win league 1"

I think the crowd noise is primarily for armchair fans, but if you actually attend games the artificial crowd noise comes across as a bit naff