What does it take to please you ??????

[Roygbiv]

Why are we just a set of misserable buggers ????

We have just won 8 out of the last 10 games Drawn 1 & lost 1,

We have just won our last 5 away games

We are just emerging from a period of long injury lists, and an international break

We stand 2nd in the league & 11 points ahead of 3rd spot.

What exacactly does it take to make you lot happy ???

 

[Keen Blade]

There are such widely differing consequences to the denouement of this season , it has every realist on the edge of their seat.
We could go from being promoted to the PL with a wealthy new owner to staying down with a squad that needs a complete overhaul by the current owner who's no cash to put in.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

A hot bubble bath with Saorise Monica Jackson. Well, you did ask!

I'd rather have a bath with ex Hudds manger Peter Jackson!

 

[JJBlade]

I just want them to control a game and not have to watch the last 20 minutes of every game with my hands over my eyes or watching from behind the sofa because they don't kill games off when on top, and even if they appear to do so somebody always has a brainfart and makes it game on again

But I suppose it wouldn't be United if we had that

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Margot Robbie to be sat on my face, while listening to United win at QPR.

 

[10-0 win]

Must say a lot on this forum know very little on how a team works. Knowledge of football has become a science,sorry but very few scientist on here. Anyone trainéd a team knowing what the challenges are ,its a team,-effort. Just fed up with negative being second with 11 points cushen. 25 games in last season 3 points between 1st and 3rd. We,re almost there, big decisions june/juli 2023


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[Jan Age]

A consistent style/identity to our play. One that we can recruit and train/coach effectively to.

If not, if we go up it will be a long hard season where we worry about beating Derbys record low points total.

This getting behind the ball , be scrappy wait for the opposition to make a mistake will not work in the prem.

So whilst I’m happy we are winning … this would make me happier.

 

[Snowflake]

Why are we just a set of misserable buggers ????

We have just won 8 out of the last 10 games Drawn 1 & lost 1,

We have just won our last 5 away games

We are just emerging from a period of long injury lists, and an international break

We stand 2nd in the league & 11 points ahead of 3rd spot.

What exacactly does it take to make you lot happy ???

Points 2/3/4 and 5.

 

[Snowflake]

A consistent style/identity to our play. One that we can recruit and train/coach effectively to.

If not, if we go up it will be a long hard season where we worry about beating Derbys record low points total.

This getting behind the ball , be scrappy wait for the opposition to make a mistake will not work in the prem.

So whilst I’m happy we are winning … this would make me happier.

Did it not work last time for a season ?

 

[Snowflake]

Must say a lot on this forum know very little on how a team works. Knowledge of football has become a science,sorry but very few scientist on here. Anyone trainéd a team knowing what the challenges are ,its a team,-effort. Just fed up with negative being second with 11 points cushen. 25 games in last season 3 points between 1st and 3rd. We,re almost there, big decisions june/juli 2023


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Beautifully and scientifically written, I think ?

 

[A_Bladesman]

IQ came back at 115, he missed a few questions, got bored, has laspes in concentration. I think the IQ should of been 96 and then edited to 115.

 

[Jan Age]

Did it not work last time for a season ?

First season yes … second season no… I accept that due to the gulf in quality some games will be like this. But I would like to see us take the game to teams in the bottom half of the prem more

 

[A_Bladesman]

Its obvious to see who the tops dogs are in S1 but i would be interested in a merger of s2/s6. Forgot the issues, proper refs.

 

[Harry's Game]

Well When I was 16 it was the VHS of Wendy James on top of the pops, the pause button was my best friend.

 

[pommpey]

Why are we just a set of misserable buggers ????

We have just won 8 out of the last 10 games Drawn 1 & lost 1,

We have just won our last 5 away games

We are just emerging from a period of long injury lists, and an international break

We stand 2nd in the league & 11 points ahead of 3rd spot.

What exacactly does it take to make you lot happy ???

Outside football - in no particular order:

1. One of my Delkin carp bite alarms going off, single-tone, followed by picking up the rod and feeling the thump of a mighty cyprinoid tail challenging me right to the net
2. A decent, sizeable audience of non dickheads, pretty females and people well up for some 80s nostalgia
3. Thunderbirds, in particular the episodes 'End of the Road' and 'Pit of Peril'
4. A Roland Jupiter 8 synthesiser
5. Various vulgarity with women

Inside football:

Generally

1. The noise of a good crowd, be they Blades fans or other
2. The anticipation of a rare visit to Bramall Lane on a matchday
3. Sheffield Wednesday and/or Leeds United being beaten
4. Illiman N'Diaye on the ball facing down defenders
5. A decently taken direct free kick or shot from distance which bullets past a despairing keeper's grasp into the top corner

Sheffield United

1. Progressive midfield play utilising forward passing, one-twos and clever strategies to keep the attack flowing and pressure on the opposition. Stuff that makes the crowd sing 'we're gonna score in a minute ... '
2. Players who beat opposition players with pace
3. Shots from distance which make the goalkeeper do some work
4. Control of the game when ahead, leading to breakout attacks
5. Clinical finishing
6. Confidence in goalkeepers
7. Timely substitutions and ones that change the game for the better, be it to defend the lead or to keep the game in their half
8. Corners that don't hit the first man
9. Centrebacks who get to attacking crosses in good time and don't fifty pee it into the kop
10. Attackers who make the central pair of centrebacks earn their money
11. Well-timed, committed tackles which don't result in a free kick or yellow card
12. Players who show for the player in possession and create options
13. Non-shithousing and bellyaching to the ref
14. Robust players who can commit to training, treatment, recovery and ensure their own warm ups ensure they can do ninety minutes plus.
15. A trophy, maybe

pommpey

 

[Charlieblade]

We already have a credible EPL back 5.

Only needs a few midfielders and EPL standard strikers. (Assuming Illiman goes).