What an opportunity we have here. Let's not waste it!

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What do we have? ...... We have a product that is new, quirky and fashionable. That is, our style of play and Manager. We are different to the rest and have a distinctive 'brand'.

Is there a market place? ..... You bet your life there is, Premier League football is massive throughout the world.

Yes folks, we are different. Of course we Blades already know that, but Sky et al, are just really waking up to this and love it. We give them something else to talk about and jizz over, rather than just the big 6. The pundits/analysts are falling over themselves to put their spin on how we play and go about our business. The dinosaurs and wind up tosser pundits who haven't got a clue are, hopefully, going to look like the arseholes they are. If we can only do it on the pitch, I think we have a fantastic opportunity here to really put Sheffield United on the map.

We need to fill the Lane and produce the noise that Sky etc will exploit to the full. They are looking for the next thing to market to the legions of premier league fans around the world. So, let's not fuck it up. Let's get our ticketing strategy spot on and our PR machine in motion.

This city is ours!
 

Just want more pies. Tekkin piss with chicken balti stocks these days.

Chicken balti - it's the future (used to be children, oh and garlic bread). Massive Asian communities around here --- geremin!
 
If we can only do it on the pitch, I think we have a fantastic opportunity here to really put Sheffield United on the map.
TBH we've never been off the map perhaps taken a few detours along the way, our fans have always been fervent and loved to celebrate & let folk know they are there.
 
What do we have? ...... We have a product that is new, quirky and fashionable. That is, our style of play and Manager. We are different to the rest and have a distinctive 'brand'.

Is there a market place? ..... You bet your life there is, Premier League football is massive throughout the world.

Yes folks, we are different. Of course we Blades already know that, but Sky et al, are just really waking up to this and love it. We give them something else to talk about and jizz over, rather than just the big 6. The pundits/analysts are falling over themselves to put their spin on how we play and go about our business. The dinosaurs and wind up tosser pundits who haven't got a clue are, hopefully, going to look like the arseholes they are. If we can only do it on the pitch, I think we have a fantastic opportunity here to really put Sheffield United on the map.

We need to fill the Lane and produce the noise that Sky etc will exploit to the full. They are looking for the next thing to market to the legions of premier league fans around the world. So, let's not fuck it up. Let's get our ticketing strategy spot on and our PR machine in motion.

This city is ours!

As I said when we got promoted from league 1, we have something special going on right now, Wilder is our Fergie and the sky is the limit as to what can be achieved given the backing and the right custodianship at the club, we are on the brink of the most successful period in our modern history! we are going to be a formidable force in English Football. UTB
 
What do we have? ...... We have a product that is new, quirky and fashionable. That is, our style of play and Manager. We are different to the rest and have a distinctive 'brand'.

Is there a market place? ..... You bet your life there is, Premier League football is massive throughout the world.

Yes folks, we are different. Of course we Blades already know that, but Sky et al, are just really waking up to this and love it. We give them something else to talk about and jizz over, rather than just the big 6. The pundits/analysts are falling over themselves to put their spin on how we play and go about our business. The dinosaurs and wind up tosser pundits who haven't got a clue are, hopefully, going to look like the arseholes they are. If we can only do it on the pitch, I think we have a fantastic opportunity here to really put Sheffield United on the map.

We need to fill the Lane and produce the noise that Sky etc will exploit to the full. They are looking for the next thing to market to the legions of premier league fans around the world. So, let's not fuck it up. Let's get our ticketing strategy spot on and our PR machine in motion.

This city is ours!
Well said snakey, but I have to say I found your style of delivery like an old wild west salesman selling his new elixir, roll up roll up, look at this new product never seen in these old parts before, get it now cause it ain't gorna last furever
 
Well said snakey, but I have to say I found your style of delivery like an old wild west salesman selling his new elixir, roll up roll up, look at this new product never seen in these old parts before, get it now cause it ain't gorna last furever
Haha! Maybe it is. But, we are not selling it. Sky and all the other outlets are selling it for us. We just need to make sure we given em the ammo and they will fire it. 😂
 
Ticketing strategy? Our season tickets were £286 each. South Stand. Should be at least double that. Prepared to pay for the best, you bet we are.
 

My bum bum is an exit, not an entrance .
Though if it would get me bigger pies.....
 
I want the ground to be as hostile towards the away team as it was at Bournmouth. We need to make it a difficult place to come for anyone with the atmosphere.

Boo there players / love it when the throw in taker takes a bit. Be on at the ref. Make it the Sheffield United way.
 
Ticketing strategy? Our season tickets were £286 each. South Stand. Should be at least double that. Prepared to pay for the best, you bet we are.
Unless you were waiting til after early bird prices.
 
The model I'd love to see us be the first to emulate in the Premier League, would be the German approach.

Let's knock down the terrible Kop & corner Stand & replace it with a steep rake, single-tier, safe standing stand.

Let's introduce budget ticket pricing (the impact to turnover would be minimal) & let's create a fortress & proper match day experience.

Rather than allowing the Yorkshire working class vibe limit us, let it define who we are and let's spin in to attract investment.
 

The model I'd love to see us be the first to emulate in the Premier League, would be the German approach.

Let's knock down the terrible Kop & corner Stand & replace it with a steep rake, single-tier, safe standing stand.

Let's introduce budget ticket pricing (the impact to turnover would be minimal) & let's create a fortress & proper match day experience.

Rather than allowing the Yorkshire working class vibe limit us, let it define who we are and let's spin in to attract investment.

Safe standing isn't allowed.
 

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