What a sh*t week

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Selling Brooks
Releasing a monstrosity of a home kit.

Folk from the Star, I know you trawl social media to canvass fans' opinions. Well report this...

It's all wank, they've made two shit decisions in as many days and yes that is my dummy on the floor, try not to trip over it - or flog it to Bournemouth or stick a fucking green sponsor on it.

 

[Ricky]

Sell your most valuable player and release that abomination of a kit.

Not exactly the typical precursor to a successful season.

Thanks United!

The new signings better make up for it.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Try these

*A joke so old the picture is from MySpace

 

[bromtom]

I'm not saying it's an instant classic but monstrosity is a bit much.

"Sheffield United fans divided on new kit but overall a tad disappointed" if you're reading Mr Star writer.

 

[JohnDenver]

Try these

*A joke so old the picture is from MySpace

I’ve liked that because it’s true. But I’ll unlike it soon as it’s an old sexist trope. Just so we’re clear.

 

[Pierre's PC]

I’ve liked that because it’s true. But I’ll unlike it soon as it’s an old sexist trope. Just so we’re clear.

I'll take it.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Selling Brooks
Releasing a monstrosity of a home kit.

Folk from the Star, I know you trawl social media to canvass fans' opinions. Well report this...

It's all wank, they've made two shit decisions in as many days and yes that is my dummy on the floor, try not to trip over it - or flog it to Bournemouth or stick a fucking green sponsor on it.

Clap damn you.

I order you to CLAP!!

 

[diode_blade]

Could be worse Kozzy...you could suffer from bouncing delusional mental syndrome....

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

It's one of the worst home kits we've released in a long, long time.

It's an eyesore. They could have made a classic, and it had potential from the taster video. They've got it so wrong though.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Bring Macron back.

 

[FTPE]

Selling Brooks
Releasing a monstrosity of a home kit.

Folk from the Star, I know you trawl social media to canvass fans' opinions. Well report this...

It's all wank, they've made two shit decisions in as many days and yes that is my dummy on the floor, try not to trip over it - or flog it to Bournemouth or stick a fucking green sponsor on it.

I wanted to write a mardy arse thread like this, I was going to include England's momentum killer into it too, but I didn't want to come across a miserable old bastard.

Sooooo, thanks for being my miserable old bastard.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I wanted to write a mardy arse thread like this, I was going to include England's momentum killer into it too, but I didn't want to come across a miserable old bastard.

Sooooo, thanks for being my miserable old bastard.

Much obliged old boy

 

[Booker4]

Bring Macron back.

The Alex Sabella replica like when Harry Maguire was with us was decent from Macron, the rest so so but all better than this seasons. I can only hope that everyone boycotts it and Adidas are forced to make a better one. I can only live in hope!

As for Brooks going in the same week, I actually think its a decent deal but it would have being nice if we'd signed someone first to soften the blow but that's not always realistic. A decent kit release would have being nice though and we're stuck with that for season now. As others have said when we're kicking to the kop we'll look like Derby County!

 

[bromtom]

Bring Macron back.

Somebody tell our players to get on the pies and booze now and then the macron kits might fit next season.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Bring Macron back.

....and his mutton-dressed-as-lamb wife

 

[alcoblade]

Reserve player sold, and the club releases a Red and White striped kit.

Move on, nothing to see here.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Reserve player sold, and the club releases a Red and White striped kit.

Move on, nothing to see here.

Haha chuff off you gret lettuce.

 

[SUFC Guy]

I love it love it love it !!!



Not that keen about the shirt or Brooks going though.

 

[Digger]

Nah its been a decent week.
Fleck is still here.
The Bounce Slayer is still here and ready to do it again.
Coutts is back training.
We've still got our magic hat.
We've got more money to invest in first team players funded by the sale of a squad member.
Sun is still out.
The new barmaid in my local has decided its not very hygienic to wear a bra this weather.
Decent week..

 

[originaltrueblade]

We will miss Brooks should of held on to him but the Agent (and we all know who that is) dangled the £M in front of him and that was that....As for the kit they will not be getting my money...No stripes on the back...No sale!

 

[Esablade]

Selling Brooks
Releasing a monstrosity of a home kit.

Folk from the Star, I know you trawl social media to canvass fans' opinions. Well report this...

It's all wank, they've made two shit decisions in as many days and yes that is my dummy on the floor, try not to trip over it - or flog it to Bournemouth or stick a fucking green sponsor on it.

Remember this Kozzy?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Look on the bright side...........At least we can all see Door Deals much better on the back of our new “Derby” tribute shirt.

 

[blademark]

Anyone thing it's a bit odd that no confirmation of Brooks going as yet ? I'm struggling to work out why so long. First reports said medical on Wednesday, then Thursday. I'm feeling a twist coming on.

 

[TJB.]

Releasing a monstrosity of a home kit.

Never forget.

 

[bromtom]

Anyone thing it's a bit odd that no confirmation of Brooks going as yet ? I'm struggling to work out why so long. First reports said medical on Wednesday, then Thursday. I'm feeling a twist coming on.

Someone coming t'other way and having trouble agreeing terms maybe?

 

[blademark]

Someone coming t'other way and having trouble agreeing terms maybe?

Could be Tom. I doubt it would be Moussett though, he's very highly rated there.

 

[HolmesfieldBlade]

Imagine being this butt hurt over a football kit. (A fairly decent one too).

 

[Addison]

I'm not saying it's an instant classic but monstrosity is a bit much.

"Sheffield United fans divided on new kit but overall a tad disappointed" if you're reading Mr Star writer.

Bearing in mind your own poll currently puts disatisfaction with the shirt at 90% how can you say we are divided? Mind you thats exactly the type of headline the Stir will print based on those figures.

 

[bromtom]

Bearing in mind your own poll currently puts disatisfaction with the shirt at 90% how can you say we are divided? Mind you thats exactly the type of headline the Stir will print based on those figures.

I'd say 'it's fine' is not dissatisfied.

That puts it at over half positive, various degrees of positive but positive nontheless.

I've never said it's a classic, I didn't make the bloody thing but some of the reaction on here has made me think I must be insane not to be considering going down and immolating myself in the club shop on the 4th.

 

[Addison]

I'd say 'it's fine' is not dissatisfied.

That puts it at over half positive, various degrees of positive but positive nontheless.

I've never said it's a classic, I didn't make the bloody thing but some of the reaction on here has made me think I must be insane not to be considering going down and immolating myself in the club shop on the 4th.

Are you a politician in disguise BT. 93% have currently voted in Matt Bianco's poll that they don't like the shirt because it hasn't got stripes on the back. Pretty conclusive to me that the fan base doesn't like it. By the way I have worked with politicians and PR people before