West Ham or Bournemouth?

[blade.i.am]

Hate West Ham for so many reasons, but then Bournemouth, WTF. Bournemouth are why the Premier league is shite: decent manager + decent money - decent number of fans = short term success. Get rid

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whoever gets least points.

 

[Harry's Game]

I now want Watford to be relegated before anyone else down there even West Ham. They Have behaved appallingly.

 

[8lade]

None of our business what happens at the arse end of the table.

 

[KeyffSmyff]

Have parts of this thread been pasted from Porktalk? blades talking about "Nothing Clubs" and such like. We have just spent 6 seasons in League 1 FFS. This is how you piss off the footballing gods and end up back there and sound like the pigs in the process.

Oh and err by the way West Ham

 

[pommpey]

West Ham every time, especially as its this goal chalked off by VAR that will send em down...
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Yep. Absolutely

Aside from the knees-bent-'ows-ya-fahvah-gawd-blimey-aint-the-queen-mam-gorra-lahvvly-smile-ay cuntbaggery which these bejewelled cockney bastards display, and their assumed 'legendary status' as a 'pwoppah' Lahnden Clarb and all that, the goal we had disallowed at Upton Park (which would have saved us) and then the whole fucking Tevez shit show, avva-banana, I'd just love to see them actually sink lower and have but less than ten fahsand 'loyal' cockney bastards spread thinly across that placenta in a carrier bag of a fucking stadium. And see that fat, pre-existing condition Daily Mail COVID hoover of a journo weeping into his piss weak ale he bought at the Queen Vic about how badly they've been treat would make me shit claret and blue!

West Ham down forever for me, the stupid, cheating, 'I was 'ere in the Blitz' fucking bad-speaking fucking-bastard-fuckers. Rows and rows of close-set terrace houses stuffed with waistcoated flat cap wearing Alf Garnetts singing pretty dismal songs, dismally, pretending to be 'real' English people and the salt of the earth. Salt of my piss, more like.

Hopefully, within a few seasons, why won't even be able to afford the air that fills those fucking bubbles they blow, either.

pommpey

 

[The Crab]

Well, they're Southern to us!

Not if you bought one of my sat navs.....

 

[Eyeball]

Yep. Absolutely

Aside from the knees-bent-'ows-ya-fahvah-gawd-blimey-aint-the-queen-mam-gorra-lahvvly-smile-ay cuntbaggery which these bejewelled cockney bastards display, and their assumed 'legendary status' as a 'pwoppah' Lahnden Clarb and all that, the goal we had disallowed at Upton Park (which would have saved us) and then the whole fucking Tevez shit show, avva-banana, I'd just love to see them actually sink lower and have but less than ten fahsand 'loyal' cockney bastards spread thinly across that placenta in a carrier bag of a fucking stadium. And see that fat, pre-existing condition Daily Mail COVID hoover of a journo weeping into his piss weak ale he bought at the Queen Vic about how badly they've been treat would make me shit claret and blue!

West Ham down forever for me, the stupid, cheating, 'I was 'ere in the Blitz' fucking bad-speaking fucking-bastard-fuckers. Rows and rows of close-set terrace houses stuffed with waistcoated flat cap wearing Alf Garnetts singing pretty dismal songs, dismally, pretending to be 'real' English people and the salt of the earth. Salt of my piss, more like.

Hopefully, within a few seasons, why won't even be able to afford the air that fills those fucking bubbles they blow, either.

pommpey

You’re not really sure then???

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Undecided on this one. Bournemouth cheated their way up, West Ham cheated to stay up and both were some time ago. Living here I have friends who are West Ham fans, some are resigned to them being relegated, just about given up, but as HammerInPeace said most of them lost the real passion when the Boleyn was no more.

So from my point of view, play the games to decide it. If not I foresee very reach legal teams across the country.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

What’s HammerinPeace doing on this site get rid moderator

He's on here because he presents reasoned, intelligent football-related posts, added to the fact that he soaks up all the West Ham-hating bile we chuck their way with good humour, and when it comes down to it, his views, especially on the Hammers' current plight, aren't that far wide of our own.

Most of all though, he's not an annoying twat like them Wendy fans who infiltrated here were, such as Todger and that other nob.

 

[don240]

Yep. Absolutely

Aside from the knees-bent-'ows-ya-fahvah-gawd-blimey-aint-the-queen-mam-gorra-lahvvly-smile-ay cuntbaggery which these bejewelled cockney bastards display, and their assumed 'legendary status' as a 'pwoppah' Lahnden Clarb and all that, the goal we had disallowed at Upton Park (which would have saved us) and then the whole fucking Tevez shit show, avva-banana, I'd just love to see them actually sink lower and have but less than ten fahsand 'loyal' cockney bastards spread thinly across that placenta in a carrier bag of a fucking stadium. And see that fat, pre-existing condition Daily Mail COVID hoover of a journo weeping into his piss weak ale he bought at the Queen Vic about how badly they've been treat would make me shit claret and blue!

West Ham down forever for me, the stupid, cheating, 'I was 'ere in the Blitz' fucking bad-speaking fucking-bastard-fuckers. Rows and rows of close-set terrace houses stuffed with waistcoated flat cap wearing Alf Garnetts singing pretty dismal songs, dismally, pretending to be 'real' English people and the salt of the earth. Salt of my piss, more like.

Hopefully, within a few seasons, why won't even be able to afford the air that fills those fucking bubbles they blow, either.

pommpey

Undecided then?

 

[HammerInPeace]

He's on here because he presents reasoned, intelligent football-related posts, added to the fact that he soaks up all the West Ham-hating bile we chuck their way with good humour, and when it comes down to it, his views, especially on the Hammers' current plight, aren't that far wide of our own.

Most of all though, he's not an annoying twat like them Wendy fans who infiltrated here were, such as Todger and that other nob.

That's very kind of you, Greenwich.

 

[HammerInPeace]

Yep. Absolutely

Aside from the knees-bent-'ows-ya-fahvah-gawd-blimey-aint-the-queen-mam-gorra-lahvvly-smile-ay cuntbaggery which these bejewelled cockney bastards display, and their assumed 'legendary status' as a 'pwoppah' Lahnden Clarb and all that, the goal we had disallowed at Upton Park (which would have saved us) and then the whole fucking Tevez shit show, avva-banana, I'd just love to see them actually sink lower and have but less than ten fahsand 'loyal' cockney bastards spread thinly across that placenta in a carrier bag of a fucking stadium. And see that fat, pre-existing condition Daily Mail COVID hoover of a journo weeping into his piss weak ale he bought at the Queen Vic about how badly they've been treat would make me shit claret and blue!

West Ham down forever for me, the stupid, cheating, 'I was 'ere in the Blitz' fucking bad-speaking fucking-bastard-fuckers. Rows and rows of close-set terrace houses stuffed with waistcoated flat cap wearing Alf Garnetts singing pretty dismal songs, dismally, pretending to be 'real' English people and the salt of the earth. Salt of my piss, more like.

Hopefully, within a few seasons, why won't even be able to afford the air that fills those fucking bubbles they blow, either.

pommpey

Bournemouth it is then?

 

[Berlin Blade]

Gotta be west ham

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Sorry, but Bournemouth. Any club that can only muster 10k to a premier league game shouldn't be there.

 

[8lade]

Have parts of this thread been pasted from Porktalk? blades talking about "Nothing Clubs" and such like. We have just spent 6 seasons in League 1 FFS.

We were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar before Chris Wilder turned up.

 

[KeyffSmyff]

That much is true

 

[tyke1889]

We were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar before Chris Wilder turned up.

That much is true

Love them, love that song, but it has a line (I guess it's just what I must do) that spoils it and grates on me every time I hear it.

 

[KeyffSmyff]

Love them, love that song, but it has a line (I guess it's just what I must do) that spoils it and grates on me every time I hear it.

There is one that gets me in Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy. "There's going to be a Jailbreak somewhere in the town" . Well just possibly it might be the bloody jail.

 

[8lade]

Love them, love that song, but it has a line (I guess it's just what I must do) that spoils it and grates on me every time I hear it.

It works because she's a woman.
Don't tell any women I said that.

 

[true99blade]

Sorry, but Bournemouth. Any club that can only muster 10k to a premier league game shouldn't be there.

I know they’re a teeny tiny miniature football club which makes them not worthy of succeeding if only for a few years of their irrelevant existence, but this argument is a bit Wendy-esque.

 

[petcharlie]

Surely it has to be West Ham after what they did to us the cheating bastards.Cost us millions even taking in to account the money they payed us.Would love Billy to score the goal that sends them down.Pure revenge and justice .

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I know they’re a teeny tiny miniature football club which makes them not worthy of succeeding if only for a few years of their irrelevant existence, but this argument is a bit Wendy-esque.

I know what you mean. It shouldn't just be for the massives, but there has to be a limit. Football is a fan sport for me.

 

[Carlton Blade]

I dislike West Ham as a club, couldn't care less about Bournemouth

But this Bournemouth first team/manager are a set of twats. They fall down and shithouse all game. The crying to the ref was embarrassing. West Ham have a few players who I like watching.

But Martin Samuel is the big, fat, Greasy, smug twat that tips the scales.

 

[mancunianblade]

Ramsdale tested positive for Corona, not sure how long it will keep him out for.

 

[HammerInPeace]

London football fans in 60 seconds..