Wednesday haters

[Chief14]

Went out with some friends yesterday, a couple are Wednesday fans. We were talking about the playoffs and they said if they got to the playoff final they’d be taking at least 50,000 fans. They went on to say if they played Sunderland they’d probably set a record crowd for Wembley and if they played a smaller team e.g Wycombe, Wednesday will win before a ball has even been kicked due to the amount a Wednesday fans there.

The people I was out with are smart people but seem to love in fantasyland when it comes to that shit club

 

[Tezza1889]

Went out with some friends yesterday, a couple are Wednesday fans. We were talking about the playoffs and they said if they got to the playoff final they’d be taking at least 50,000 fans. They went on to say if they played Sunderland they’d probably set a record crowd for Wembley and if they played a smaller team e.g Wycombe, Wednesday will win before a ball has even been kicked due to the amount a Wednesday fans there.

The people I was out with are smart people but seem to love in fantasyland when it comes to that shit club

They're not smart, just classic wendies..

They all think like that..

 

[shorehamview]

Went out with some friends yesterday, a couple are Wednesday fans. We were talking about the playoffs and they said if they got to the playoff final they’d be taking at least 50,000 fans. They went on to say if they played Sunderland they’d probably set a record crowd for Wembley and if they played a smaller team e.g Wycombe, Wednesday will win before a ball has even been kicked due to the amount a Wednesday fans there.

The people I was out with are smart people but seem to love in fantasyland when it comes to that shit club

I’d love to see them against someone who sells just one ticket. One solitary fan there to see his team beat Wednesday like a ginger step-child, despite the 50 million deluded fuckers sat in blue and white.

 

[Rufus Smalls]

If Wednesday ceased to exist there would be thousands of supporters, most like us on here, who would be devastated. The same applies to Derby and any other club in danger.
No I don’t want Wednesday to be in the same division as us nor to be successful, but to want them go out of existence is not on my agenda.

I don't WANT them out of existence, it's just that if they did (for whatever reason) then I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

UTB !

 

[ancientblade]

yeah they will all come out of the woodwork if they reach the play off final

 

[PaulHalfway]

I don’t really think about them anymore, they have been so poor for so many years, they have become a bit of a joke really

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

I've grown up quite a lot in the last 2 or so years (I'm 63!), and because of how things have gone in this time there are people and institutions I genuinely hate (although I hate being a hater!). Wednesday aren't on the list, except as a cartoon character. There is delusion, the colour blue, and some silliness from the fans, but nothing worth hating anymore.

 

[Silent Blade]

I dont hate them, I just pity them!

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

I don't pity them,I just hate them!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I don't pity them,I just hate them!

I both pity them and hate them but neither pity nor hate them at the same time.

 

[Bladepicker]

Despise the club, the iconography and the deluded shits who find themselves supporting them.

I rejoice in their defeats and am warmly pleased in their off field failures. My nephew also summed it up that when he has to drive past that disgrace of a ground of theirs, he feels like he is passing a field of cowshit and physically feels himself move in his car seat away from where he can see it.

Also, in my job, if I meet anyone who is from the region (usually recognised by give-away language triggers) my first question is 'Blade or pig?' If it is 'pig', it could be Nicole Schzeringer or Margot Robbie type beauty before me but she would immediately become contemptible and someone of ridicule. (Of course, were is said females, a quick hop-on or some other act of vileness for my gratification would ameliorate my mindset somewhat)

I have admitted on here before however that I have in the past actually committed a conjugal act of unpleasantness with 'one of them'. The worst part about it is that I knew she was soiled, slovenly and a person of low morals and standards before I committed the sinful act. I have spent years in the wilderness in penance, prayed to Lord Michael Brown for forgiveness and some time ago managed to pay back my debt to society for my lapse in standards. An eminent doctor who assessed me did say that when it comes to the old one-eyed-custard-rifle, nature does in fact overcome nurture and it does not see 'shirt colours'. When this slip in judgement happened, I did come to my senses soon after and after vomiting copiously in revulsion I made the unsightly, piggy gronk walk home through Wadsley Bridge whilst I drove at speed back to my sister's in Renishaw for a scalding hot shower. I did wear a nodder, so there was no chance of my blessed issue causing an unfortunate, squalling hybrid who has the intent of feeling GCB in it's DNA but ends up sitting in their kop rooering as Duffy slams number three home.

pommpey

I hope you took your own advice to me when the pigs come on the TV highlights and in your head uttered "fucking piggy cunt" throughout the entirety of your sexual escapade with an unclean.

 

[pommpey]

I hope you took your own advice to me when the pigs come on the TV highlights and in your head uttered "fucking piggy cunt" throughout the entirety of your sexual escapade with an unclean.

There was a phase during the act when a thought flashed across my brain which said, 'What the FUCK are you doing?' I then decided to spend as little time in the action zone as possible, sealed the deal and gave the battlecry before the psychological crisis kicked in and I started to detumesce. I hadn't really looked at her face throughout, just stared out of the back window. I even think the nodder went in her handbag.

"Reyt. Can yet gi'us a lift 'ome?" she said, pulling her undercrackers up over her pie-hider. It was one of those where the trousers didn't even come off a leg, they were just shoved down as I slid the Mondeo seat as far back as possible so my arsecrack wasn't up against the windscreen when I mounted her, tubby as she was.
"Ney-aw. Tha can walk from here, can't tha?" We were in a deserted pub car park on Wisewood.
"That't a reyt 'un, thee," she said, a bit upset, gathering her belongings and zipping up her coat. It was just starting to rain as well.
"Ah know. Gerraht then." The pigs were playing Pompey the next week, and she was coming down. I think she had hopes of a second round.
"Or tha comin' to watch Wednesday wi' us lot next week, then?" This had to be the most ridiculous statement of the event, more than "Tha dun't need a johnny. A'hve gorra coil in." Like I'd going in unsheathed on this individual.
Anyway, I didn't reply, just motioned for her to get out. She lived over by Concord Park I think. A quick jog and she could have been home in half an hour.
She shut the door with almost a slam, and I roared off, tooting my horn.

pommpey

 

[SB_90]

i love to beat them & love to see them lose. but dont really hate them

 

[bladesrus]

Hate them with a passion and always have. Can't quite make my mind up whether I wan't them to go out of existence or whether I wan't them to constantly get their hopes up only for their hopes to be dashed and dashed again, ad in finitum. A quick death or eternal slow torture. hard decision, but I'd take either

 

[FatPaul]

I live and work in Hillsborough.

Since last season the traffic situation on Penistone road is fantastic on match days. Practically fly through these days, due to the plastic fans not turning up.

 

[metalblade]

Can't stand the bastards I could never ever bring myself to hook up with one of the sows. Been with a few until I found out then they only lasted the night before getting the jog on pill.
Different breed they are something about all of them that fills me with contempt. Go in any boozer and you can spot the pigs from their demeanour that and they usually have a big gob so you can hear them telling anyone dumb enough to get in earshot how massive they are.

 

[Bell4]

Hope all has gone well pal.

Was the postman annoyed when you turned up at his house and bit him?

Total disaster

Got it all about face

I bit her arse and sniffed the postman - both whacked me

Still the hibs shirt still looks class

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

One here

 

[Blade.com]

Went out with some friends yesterday, a couple are Wednesday fans. We were talking about the playoffs and they said if they got to the playoff final they’d be taking at least 50,000 fans. They went on to say if they played Sunderland they’d probably set a record crowd for Wembley and if they played a smaller team e.g Wycombe, Wednesday will win before a ball has even been kicked due to the amount a Wednesday fans there.

The people I was out with are smart people but seem to love in fantasyland when it comes to that shit club

Play off story, few years back 5 or 6 when they won at Wembley, think it was Hartlepool .
Couple of days later me and the Mrs went to a local pub/ diner , got a table and sat across (10, o clock on yer watch ) another couple . Didn't take any notice until he started building Wembley out of beer mats and talking his Mrs through the layout and how many Wednesday fans had taken over Wembley. Think Wednesday where 6 beer mats to 2 beer mats Hartlepool. He must have gone on with his incessant ramblings for 15 minutes, the table looked like a WW1 battle map.
The look on his Mrs face was; " Shut the FXXK up , take me home and bang me".
Bit no , the Wembley battle plan gave him a bigger hard on.
Yep , don't you just hate them.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I live and work in Hillsborough.

Since last season the traffic situation on Penistone road is fantastic on match days. Practically fly through these days, due to the plastic fans not turning up.

Always good to have an agent on the inside, keep us posted. You have a trench coat I take it?

 

[pommpey]

The look on his Mrs face was; " Shut the FXXK up , take me home and bang me".

Y'see, this is why enforced sterilisation should be considered. The outcome of this grim tryst will be her own unfulfilled primal urges and perhaps another mewling, sour-faced pig-brat who they will dress in blue from birth and buy a series of hideous kits for just for the child to develop a psychological disorder early on in life as they become the butt of all laughter, ridicule and jibes at school.

Better still to have her 'done' at the vets and allow the instinct to pervade until she finds the delights of a 18" double ended 'sex-toy' or an long-hidden Sapphic bonding with a drunken work colleague. Or get's done six-nowt up the gas pipe by a burly Bladesman in a classic '89-90 away shirt.

pommpey

 

[Bayingblade]

For anyone else who's thinking of putting up an argument against anything but total eradication of everything SWFC, take a look at this........



This is what they inflict on the world. With Meeester Chansiri's continued support and a couple of generations of selective breeding, we can rid the world of this stain. For God's sake, think of the children.

 

[Weasel]

For anyone else who's thinking of putting up an argument against anything but total eradication of everything SWFC, take a look at this........

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This is what they inflict on the world. With Meeester Chansiri's continued support and a couple of generations of selective breeding, we can rid the world of this stain. For God's sake, think of the children.

It's the kids I feel sorry for in that picture. They don't realise what puddings they look in that picture. Now the adults really should know better, even if they are Wendies. Seriously, for one day (your wedding day) surely they can just have the family looking smart with trousers and shirt and maybe have the kids wearing a Piggy tie if you have in inflict your brain washing on the poor buggers?

The blue and white Piggy wedding dress is fuckin dreadful. What the fuck was she thinking the sad desperate cow? Id have had a right earful if I told my Missus on our wedding day that she had to wear a Blades coloured wedding dress, and that is fair enough I think.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

As I have mellowed with age my hate of them has become extreme dislike.

Growing up it always seemed that the kids who I found to be selfish and arrogant turned out to be pigs.

I am programmed to take the piss out of any I come across, and find it so easy, and enjoyable, to wind them up.

I hope that Mr. Chansiri continues his good work for a long time yet.

 

[Chimpan-A]

I don’t hate them. I do hate that deluded arrogance of their fans. That said, it’s probably fans of a certain age, the ones that can remember that fleeting period in the early 90s when they played some good football. Probably fans who are now 40 plus. They now have an entire generation who have never seen them play top flight football, and aren’t likely to in the near future, so where would they get the arrogance from?
It’s true they have a good away following, but then again what’s the point if their own stadium is half empty for home games? All that means is they have 3000 fans who enjoy the fleeting feeling of feeling superior to the clubs in their own division by visiting their cow-shed stadiums.
I have never been one of those Blades who feel better about a defeat if they lose too. Or that them being in a higher division than us is anything to worry about. I don’t give them or their results a moment’s thought if we are rubbish, and when we were storming the pub league I didn’t care that they were above us.

There are clubs I hate more. Leeds, for example, I genuinely want them to lose every single week.

 

[pommpey]

For anyone else who's thinking of putting up an argument against anything but total eradication of everything SWFC, take a look at this........

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This is what they inflict on the world. With Meeester Chansiri's continued support and a couple of generations of selective breeding, we can rid the world of this stain. For God's sake, think of the children.

That is precisely what I mean regarding families, kids, pets etc.

The only one who looks vaguely happy in that picture is the poor lass at the front, but that's only because of the blue fly-netting they've tucked into her shorts to denote her gender. In honesty, even SWFC ladies would be pushed to run out with that hanging from their fundaments.

The new Mrs Oink also has a fetching tan-line, which is redolent of a vest ... possibly one she wears whilst pick-axing up groundworks and aggregate for Henry Boot on some godforsaken overpriced council project to build an old people's home which will collapse in five years or burn to the ground. Snr Oink still has his ankle bracelet on and is on remand for aggravated burglary and shoplifting of three childrens' football kits and two pairs of trainers and is being pursued by the owners of PigBrides Ltd of Langsett Rd for the £35-00 + VAT cost of a wedding dress. His suit belongs to his brother-in-law, currently doing ten on the nonce's wing in Armley.

In the picture, Mrs Oink has just broken wind loudly emitting a vile, noxious cloud of gas which stinks of tripe and gassy lager, and her new husband (she's had three already and eight 'boyfriends', none of whom are the fathers of her kids) is clutching his penis through a hole cut in his left-hand pocket.

pommpey

 

[BLADES1988]

You shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

 

[VM198]

I find it increasingly difficult to 'hate' as I get older, which feels like a relief to be honest.
Maybe it's because the old testosterone levels are diminishing somewhat as I mature and the capacity to hate seems to be diminishing with it.
Thinking logically about it, what is there to hate about Wednesday?
Traditionally, their ground was always bigger and better than ours, although I always have, and still do love being in the heart of the city.
For years, all things being equal, their support was better than ours and I'd argue that they have been more successful, if you measure that by the cup we haven't won, and the fact we haven't competed in any serious European competitions.
Maybe it's because my sadly missed mum was a big Wednesday fan, and when I saw her down when they lost, I could empathise, and my love for her was greater than the need to feed my hate of them as much as someone, perhaps, with Blade or neutral parents? Who knows?
I guess the most defensive/aggressive I become towards Wednesdayites (not their ground, chairman or even the colour blue) is when an actual real life supporter first shows aggression towards me and an unreasonable level of disrespect to me and my allegiance to my club.
Then I'll defend myself and my club. I'd like to think in a way that includes a sufficient level of diplomacy and humour, but if that didn't work, I'd find it difficult to rule out the option of limited physical retribution.
Hate? No, not really any more. More just a sense of needing to see fairness, justice and respect really.
But I guess that's the same in all walks of life.

Just like to add, after agreeing with your outlook, that if there were no SWFC, Unitedites/SUFC wouldn't be what they are and visa versa. Both sets of supporters and clubs would lose so much of what makes this a unique situation.
As a kid, later a teenager, before all the hatred surfaced, there was always rivalry, but with huge amounts of humour in it which often was very cleaver. There were punch ups at matches but policed mainly by the crowd.
Working it out at a early age all I want from the We*ne%d$" rivalry is that Blades are always above them in the league and Blades stuff e'm every time we play them regardless of the status of the match.

 

[pommpey]

I mean, for fuck's sake.

Usually, this is the best day of a woman's life. She radiates the love and joy of a union of her and the man she will go onto make happy and as I have witnessed, guests usually flock round to say how beautiful she looks on this magical day. What does happen also is that some specialist makes her hair spectacular, someone knows someone who does makeup and nails and usually the bride has a shower or a bath sometime in the week before the ceremony to make her feel fresh and fabulous. The prospect of her finding a tanning booth to squeeze into (or enough power on the national grid to have effect on her buffalo-hide) could be overlooked but what the fuck did her friends and mother (if she knows her) say when they asked:

"What yer wearin, Shelleh? What's t'dress look laike, or is it a secret?'

And her answer is some fucking tasteless tent from PigBrides in blue with white accessories. Did they laugh? I mean like ... out loud? Did they go, 'O' thar jokin'?' or did anyone say in that warm, north Sheffield drawl, 'Oh, that's LUVVLAH that is!' I bet he picked that dress too. Dole money burning a hole in his other pocket. I bet he asked for a disability discount for her too (even though she isn't disabled)

Poor, poor woman. We speak seriously of violence against them and rightly so. But this needs a special ten minutes on Newsnight.

pommpey

 

[Weasel]

Who is dead? Are you referring to SWFC itself? Cos whilst not totally dead yet, they are on a Chansiri made life support machine, and hopefully about to flat line very soon with no resuscitation instructions held in the Football Leagues pocket.