Wanted

[dingledog]

Third tier football team in urgent need of working Fax machine. Cannot afford to collect but must be installed by midnight Thursday 31st January. If you have instruction book, it would help.

 

[TopBoy]

Fax machine not required to receive faxes. Outgoing faxes sufficient ...

 

[Jon Bon]

New technology installed and ready to role...

 

[Staffs_Blade]

New technology installed and ready to role...

Glad to see they've finally upgraded at Bramall Lane from this:

 

[SwissBlade]

It's ok lads, I've got this one covered

 

[Kempy]

Third tier football team in urgent need of working Fax machine. Cannot afford to collect but must be installed by midnight Thursday 31st January. If you have instruction book, it would help.

I was hoping your post would just include two words:

"A Spine"

 

[djbaldken]

Third tier football team in urgent need of working Fax machine. Cannot afford to collect but must be installed by midnight Thursday 31st January. If you have instruction book, it would help.

Dont want to worry you.............but if it is installed by midnight it will be too late. The deadline ends at 11pm!!

 

[FleaPitBlade]

Aah, the old fax machine story. A constant method of kicking the club - never mind that its not true.

 

[Grecian2000]

Dont want to worry you.............but if it is installed by midnight it will be too late. The deadline ends at 11pm!!

Fuck. It'll all be Dingles fault if we don't sign anyone.

KM: We tried Seth, but the fax machine arrived late due to some idiot on s24su putting the wrong time in the advert. What can you do in such circumstances? Out of our control I'm afraid.
SB: Have you learned from this?
KM: Too right we have. We've got 2 packets of A4 to unload now. Don't overstock if you don't have too. If we can't get our money back from Staples we'll have to lose a midfielder in Feb.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Fuck. It'll all be Dingles fault if we don't sign anyone.

KM: We tried Seth, but the fax machine arrived late due to some idiot on s24su putting the wrong time in the advert. What can you do in such circumstances? Out of our control I'm afraid.
SB: Have you learned from this?
KM: Too right we have. We've got 2 packets of A4 to unload now. Don't overstock if you don't have too. If we can't get our money back from Staples we'll have to lose a midfielder in Feb.

i didnt realise we actually had any left to lose?

 

[dingledog]

Dont want to worry you.............but if it is installed by midnight it will be too late. The deadline ends at 11pm!!

Err I think that was the point,

 

[silverfox]

Don't worry Dingledog is usually a good hour late getting my beer in too!

 

[dingledog]

Don't worry Dingledog is usually a good hour late getting my beer in too!

And that is rich!!!! I think irony may be a lost art. 6.00 tomorrow then, still on the wagon though.

 

[silverfox]

And that is rich!!!! I think irony may be a lost art. 6.00 tomorrow then, still on the wagon though.

I'll be there at 4.30pm in anticipation!