View From Southend

[gavtheblade]

I think someone branded the wrong poster the weirdo.....

I'm done,already back in the house.

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

We’ve been playing 4-4-2 on our long unbeaten run and this idiot changes it against the top team!!!”

“Spot on, can’t see why people support Brown so much. Sheff Utd were the last team you tinker with your formation against”

LOVING THIS UTFB

 

[Fanny magnet]

Ruined tonights crywank this thread

 

[Redflame]

Cheers Roy Great info as usual

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Enjoy

https://roysviewfrom.wordpress.com/2017/01/07/view-from-southend-4/

Sweet.

 

[Slug]

I'm off to naked paint the shed and masturbate in the pond.

How spooky! I'm off to masturbate in the shed and jump naked in to next doors pond

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

"their fitness seemed far superior ... out muscled ... a strong side ... Anton bullied by Sharp ... their work rate was excellent and they were in our faces right from the start ... From the very beginning they were in our faces ... "

Great to hear stuff like this. We've got the quality but, every bit as important, we've got the workrate/strength/fitness levels/in-your-faceness/attitude too.

The wimpish last 2 or 3 years of United regularly getting bullied seems a lifetime ago.

 

[Ted Hemsleys chads]

That made the hairs on my arms stand up. To hear opposition supporters heap that kind of praise on us is praise indeed. What a transformation, what a run we're on, what an absolute turnaround by the players and the manager. Fanbloodytastic.

Enjoy this ride ladies and gents, this kind of togetherness doesn't come round too often and when it does you have to grab it. This is what being a Blade is all about for me. Don't give two shits that we're doing it in division three, the fact that we're doing it is what matters.

Thanks Roy!

Onward and upwards Blades, we're fucking BACK!!!!

 

[Ted Hemsleys chads]

How spooky! I'm off to masturbate in the shed and jump naked in to next doors pond

Lad I know got caught rubbing his dick against the garden shed then fucking a hole he'd made in the lawn. Strange bloke, wonder what ever came of him.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Lad I know got caught rubbing his dick against the garden shed then fucking a hole he'd made in the lawn. Strange bloke, wonder what ever came of him.

Soiled goods?

 

[blade too long]

Holy shit, are we really that fucking good!!!

Im afraid so

 

[WhiteHawk]

Week after week, we're getting comments like that from the teams we're beating. Absolutely fantastic stuff. Wilder is God.

 

[FTPE]

Owwwwww I'm blushing with all the compliments

 

[Sheffsteel]

I was away at the start of the season and the Southend game was the first game that I saw under Tufty. How bad did I feel that day - and big Jack with an og and a cock-up in 10 minutes wanted the earth to open.UTB

I was also at the Southend match and to fair we weren't that bad after we went 3-0 down but the match was effectively over after the first 20 minutes and for the first time ever it did cross my mind to leave the match at half time. Stayed until the end as I'm a glutton for punishment.

I felt thoroughly depressed because it dawned on me that the best we could possibly hope for this season was scraping into the dreaded play-offs. Also I so wanted it to happen for Wilder but realised we'd have a season like all the other managers battling on the edge of the playoffs.

Now we look nailed on to be champions.
Even if we have a disaster we'll still finish 2nd.
We've got our club back and Chris Wilder/ Alan Knill deserve all the plaudits.

 

[Edinblade]

"Sheffield United are top of the form table for a reason, they aren’t representative of what we’ll face for the rest of the season.”

Loved this comment

 

[S1268blade]

Bloody marvelous. Proud of my club again ❤⚔

 

[Blade58]

Brilliant Roy cheers

Loved reading that

We've come a long way in such a short time

Long may it continue

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

Cheers Roy.

loving the comments, gracious in defeat those chaps, I doff my virtual cap.

 

[Blade56]

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so satisfying!

 

[S20Eddie]

Is piss sticky? Coz after reading that I may have just cum if it isn't.

 

[Fanny magnet]

That sounds awesome

Who they talking about ?

 

[ourbob]

Cheers royg.

 

[Bartyblade]

The best 'view from' I can remember!!!!!
Cheers Roy.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Thanks, Internet Weirdo (to give the man the respect he deserves, addressing him by what I think was the full, formal version of his title)

Dread to think what LYDON will do after reading that!

Something VERY weird .... I hope ... If not, we must dispatch the Lydon Police to his gaff in Santa Monica right now ... rubber gloves .... clamps ... glow in the dark stuff ... it could get messy ...

Week after week, we're getting comments like that from the teams we're beating.

Yep--was about to post exactly this. This is how we can tell we're actually right about it being our year, despite our engrained expectation about left-field self-sabotage and perpendicular tits ! There's none more grudging in their respect than oppo supporters, plenty of whom have hardly been backward in pointing out our uselessness over the last few seasons (see, e.g., stacks of previous correspondence filed by the inestimable Internet Weirdo).

Roy, as previously pointed out, this is just invaluable. Every single week. But especially at the moment.

 

[Blade for Sale]

I think I Love Roy more than I do my wife.






Not as much as I love Wilder though let's keep it in proportion.

Oh Roygbiiiiv, you're the love of my life
Oh Roygbiiiiv, I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Roygbiiiiv, I wish I was a weirdo tooooooo!

Cheers Roy, happy Satdi Blades!

 

[gavtheblade]

Roy,you do us proud my friend,and thank you for going out of your own time to pleasure us so much every week.

 

[TJB.]

 

[LJBlade]

"....so quick”

Wow. I've not heard us called this for .......well, ever!

I was just about to say that very same thing

 

[Isar]

As already mentioned, respect to the Southend fans who, from their perspective, despite defeat gave a honest view of the game,

 

[metalblade]

Complimentary comments like these are becoming all too regular so we must be doing something right.