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The Blades were knocked out of the FA Cup to non-league Barnet who deservedly won at Bramall Lane thanks to Shaquille Coulthirst’s penalty kick. United made 10 changes but offered up a really abject showing and the London based side completely deserved their victory.

There were debuts for Dowell and Bryan with only Cranie keeping his place from the win at Wigan on New Years Day. A number of other players came back into the side with rare starts for Moore, Johnson Stearman and Coutts and recalls for Freeman, Washington, Clarke and Lundstram. Barnet were backed by a healthy following sat in the Bramall Lane Upper tier and managed by Darren Currie, the nephew of former Blades legend Tony Currie.

Barnet were quicker out of the traps and Taylor shot wide after Lundstram had been outmuscled. Soon after Coulthirst headed home but was adjudged offside as Barnet were having all the early chances against a sluggish home side. Coutts was booked for a foul after Johnson had given the ball away before Robson fired over for the Bees. United had not got going although Dowell showed a few neat flicks but Clarke and Washington had not had any service at all. After a giveaway in the corner, Barnet break and Johnson and Freeman were easily bypassed leading to Mason Clark being in. Stearman took an age to get back and when he did, he cynically brought his man down for a penalty kick. He was booked as a result of the challenge. The penalty saw Moore guess the right way but COULTHIRST put enough power on it to see it go in off the hand of the keeper.


United won a free kick when Bryan was felled but Dowell’s effort was deflected wide for a corner and United did not really offer any clear chances. Coulthirst and Mason Clark continued to cause problems at the other end and United’s fans let the team know what they thought of a lacklustre first half showing at the half time whistle.


The 2nd half saw Barnet come out strong again and Coulthirst got away from Freeman to cross and Johnson had to toe away. Another break saw the same man win a corner. United had been awful and Duffy had to be introduced for Washington with Dowell going further up top. Sweeney’s header had to be flicked away by Moore and then the same man nearly made a mess of a long-range shot shovelling it towards his own goal.


Sharp came on for Lundstram soon after as Barnet made two changes also. Freeman had a decent chance but his angled shot was well wide before the final change saw Basham on for Bryan. Sharp had a chance but got his angles wrong and his effort went well wide from Freeman’s cross. The game drifted into stoppage time and United had not yet made Cousins have a save to make of note all game until right at the death when Sharp’s cross was diverted goalwards by Duffy but Clarke’s flicked header was straight at the keeper. He nearly made a mess of it but flicked it onto the bar and the ball was then cleared for a corner. 5 additional minutes saw Barnet win a number of free kicks and see things out professionally in the corner and in the end, they eased to a well-deserved victory.


United – An embarrassing day. Lost 1-0 and could have been more. The scoreline flattered us. It was not just about being outworked or outfight either. They played better football. They attacked well and got behind us and on another day they may have got 2 or 3 more goals. We turned up and felt it would be easy and got exactly what we deserved.


The players and team’s performance today was more than embarrassing. Regardless of the changes and players being out of the team or not having played much – the lack of desire, energy, passion and football (the touch/passing was appalling) was simply unacceptable. Many of those players should be ashamed of how bad they played and their attitude today stank. They were slow on and off the ball. We did not win tackles, did not press and when we had it played it nice and safe and then either lost it or did not go forward with any pace. We barely created a chance in 90+ minutes against a non-league side. We barely had a shot and hardly had any action or goalmouth play at all. A few Freeman crosses, a Sharp half chance and then the late Clarke flicked header. That was it. Up to 70 minutes we had barely had a move of note let alone got anywhere near their goal with any real purpose. Their keeper won’t have had many easier games all season. It was garbage. United have rightly been given lots of plaudits the last few years for fast, forward play with purposeful attacking and really good football. Today, they looked a slow, weak, clueless side where not one player took any responsibility. A lot of senior pros too and no one stood up. Freeman, Coutts, Stearman, Clarke, Lundstram etc. Not one player actually got on the ball and made things happen. They all effectively went through the motions.


The players walked off at the end and should be embarrassed as the none league team’s players and fans went wild. I wonder how they felt as the Barnet players jubilantly celebrated in the dressing room next to them? As Wilder says they should find a side door to sneak out of. For some of them it should be a rude awakening. Many were given a chance today to prove they may have a chance of being around the team in the coming weeks and run in. Not one player looked anything like a first teamer for a team at the top end of the Championship. Indeed, the National League side looked the higher side up the pyramid today. A damning inditement of how pathetic United were. The likes of Stearman, Freeman, Coutts, Lundstram, Washington and Clarke looked a long, long way off being more than being subs. The current first team will feel very safe and that is a worry. It shows we probably need 2 or 3 more players to give us competition as none of those today looked anywhere near good enough if we have injuries, suspensions or drop off in form. Wilder confirms as much in his post match words but that puts pressure on the existing first team and gives them an element of comfort which we do not want. They know they can have a couple of poor games and still stay in. I don’t like that mentality but hopefully the players, as they have showed recently can just keep the same level of consistency regardless of the lack of competition for their shirts.


Barnet – They were fantastic. They fought for every ball, and competed from minute one right to the end but more than that they played good football and actually outplayed us for long spells of the game. They came at us early and with two strong runners had early chances and had one effort before another was chalked off for offside. They then got a penalty and after this saw out the game rather comfortably. We had a few balls go in and the late Clarke chance but not sure the keeper had much to do all game. Indeed, 2nd half they had chances to extend the lead and if they had won 2 or 3-0 it would not have been unfair. They thoroughly deserved the win. They fight harder than us and looked like they cared. They showed an intensity and were neat and tidy on the ball. They had willing runners all over the field but even on the ball looked as good as us and actually looked more dangerous in the areas that mattered. They dealt with us with ease packing the defence and we had no idea had to get through them. They will have been surprised how easy they won the game in the end. It was a comfortable 1-0 win really. Credit to the players and the managements. The travelling support was excellent too. They deserved the win and hope they get a decent draw next round. Whoever they play will give them a harder game than we gave them. They will get much tougher games in the National League.


Opponent man of the match – Take your pick. The keeper made a late save but only one he made but the defence were superb, defending in numbers. The midfield won tackles and passed when they could and they had willing runners. The front two caused us all sorts of problems from start to finish. The lad who scored Coulthirst was superb. He ran off the defence, held it up and looked good on the ball. Deserved his standing ovation when he was taken off. Clarke and Washington should be embarrassed at his effort and desire in comparison.


Weak link – No one. Maybe most of United’s team! They had no one who played poorly at all and every one from the starting eleven to the subs put so much effort in but used the ball intelligently too.


Moore 4/10 – Harsh mark it maybe but he looked edgy all game. The penalty he got a hand to but in overall play he did not command and seemed rooted to his line. He nearly let one threw his hands 2nd half that could have made it 2-0. Took an age to kick it out too. Noticeable we would not kick it back to him in the same way we do with Henderson who gives us that option of playing it at him even at pace sometimes. Realised how good our current number one is when you see the hesitant Moore but cannot have been helped with the mess in front of him.


Freeman 4/10 – He actually put two excellent crosses in that led to half chances other wise his mark may be lower. Outside of this he was languid, slow and lazy. He looked disinterested and 2nd to the ball a lot. He was sloppy with the ball and got skinned quite a few times too. On that performance Baldock will remain with the shirt for a long time yet. Looked like he could not be arsed most of the game and his attitude summed up the day.


Bryan 3/10 – Shocking performance. I was looking forward to seeing him and what he could do. He looked like he had never played football in his life never mind not having played for us before! I am being serious! His passing, control and awareness were shockingly bad. Some are saying the experienced pros could have helped him but he could not even do the basics. Mistimed headers, wild slices, passes out of play and losing the physical battle too. Technically he looked really poor and just wanted rid of it after a woeful opening. Did win us one free kick with a bumbling run. 2nd half he improved a bit – he could not get much worse. One of the poorer debuts I have ever seen at the Lane and looks miles off even being a league footballer let alone Championship ready.


Johnson 3.5/10 – The left side was awful today. We had no play of note down there at all with poor touches, the ball bouncing away and when they attacked, we looked all over the place. He is a player I want to do well but I would worry if Stevens got an injury/suspended now Lafferty has been allowed to move on – as I would be more comfortable with the Posh loan man playing. His touch is really poor and often leads to a tackle and another who took an age to get it out of his feet and move it and needs so many touches to even execute a cross. He looks bereft of confidence but I wanted him at least to try and run his man or use his pace but he did not even do that.


Stearman 3/10 – A lot have been saying he has been unfortunate not to play more and he may have been rusty but he was awful today. Slow and sloppy to react to the long ball; he was terrible twice letting his man get away even before the clumsy penalty which he was lucky to stay on the field. After this he never recovered. The ball kept getting stuck under his foot and the front lad for them ran him ragged all day. One to forget. He is normally quite steady but seen as one of the experienced pros today you would have expected much more. He was all over the place today.


Cranie 4.5/10 – Maybe our best defender and that is saying something. He did not quite make as many errors as the rest! He too was panicky on the ball and slow to deal with danger. Gave away some daft free kicks and was slow to sense danger. He took too long to move it on when he had it.


Coutts 4/10 – Really disappointing. On and off the ball he was slow. Looks so far off the pace it is untrue. He took forever to even execute a slow backwards or square pass. Cannot recall any moments of real quality and he did not carry the ball all game and just seemed to want to play it nice and simple. He got booked for being late on his man and a few other times got outmuscled also. He looks a long way from being ready but did not help everyone else was so bad. Not sure we can afford to carry him though and the odd 10-15-minute cameo when we are leading and need to keep the ball as about the best, we may get this season. He is nowhere near ready being a regular for a top end Championship side. Maybe he will be after a summer of work but he has a way to go. He seems no closer now than he was when he came into the team back in October and that is a concern.


Lundstram 4/10 – Sort of game you would think he may boss. He may get on the ball and dictate but he played it safe with no urgency. Did not pass it forwards much at all and the two midfield lads showed no drive or urgency all game. It was all slow and backwards/sideways and just allowed them to get men back. He lacks any kind of pace or running ability and his main play seems to be just to get it and pass it 5 yards to the side. Not sure he will ever be more than a League One player sadly and like with Lafferty, Lavery, Carruthers etc, we may have moved on from this sort of player. How poor were Coutts and Lundstram – I would be looking at some insurance in midfield for Duffy and Norwood in the form of a signing. That may seem a snap reaction but they were so slow and off the pace. I felt the midfield offered the defence no protection and created nothing at all today.


Dowell 5.5/10 – He was maybe our best player and he hardly convinced. A few neat flicks and wafts but not much came off. He at least tried to get on the ball and move it on a few times. Was supposed to be playing in the Duffy role but ended up wider and did not give us an outlet we needed. He took too much time to move things on and allowed them to get back. Need to see more of him as at least he showed one or two neat touches.


Clarke 3.5/10 – Not given anything really in terms of balls to his feet or even many crosses of note but laughable lack of effort really despite this. He barely got his shirt dirty. Did not pull his man about, did not move off the ball, was behind his man and looked disinterested completely. The service was poor but even when a few decent ones came in 2nd half he was behind his man or on his heels. His touch was awful as it just kept bouncing off him. When he had it he has no awareness of where the other players are and goes the wrong way or plays a heavy pass. He has had a really poor season and I do believe if anyone did come in for him (rumours of Swansea the other day) we would move him on. He had that spell last year and ironically could have got 4 or 5 million pounds for him if Villa’s interest was to be believed. That seems a long time ago. He has to do much better than that.


Washington 4/10 – Like Clarke not sure he moved about enough or was much of a nuisance factor. I will say the ball came in too slow and we did not given him much service. He at least showed two moments; one run off the ball first half that he nearly got in and then a flick and run 2nd half. Outside of this he was poor and not sure he showed that much more than Clarke really.


Subs –


Duffy – At least tried to get on the ball but he was often crowded out and not sure we created too much from him but by this stage we were getting very desperate. I did expect more from him but even he ran into blind alleys.


Sharp -As above. He had one half chance where he miskicked wide and one other low shot but the slow pattern of play and the lack of urgency meant it was hard for him to come in and immediately alter things.


Basham – Came on and gave it away twice and miskicked in the corner. Then overplayed one at the other end. Fitted right in!


Wilder 4/10 – His team selection I agreed with but they were awful. Individually and collectively. He can’t be blamed totally for that but the lack of appetite and readiness for the game; the coaching staff have to take some responsibility too. He made changes (I would have left the eleven out there and let them suffer to be honest and try and turn it round themselves – they got us in the mess) but did not really alter anything. He has less games now but more worrying realises what a poor and weak squad we have and if we have any injuries/loss of form; we literally have nothing underneath the starting eleven at all. Not one player really made a case for even being given a longer opportunity off the bench let alone starting.


Referee – Fine. Got the penalty right and the two yellows were correct. He had a big ball when a poor tackle from them could have been a red but I think he got it right. They did timewaste but he played 5 minutes and to be honest he should have blown up a lot earlier and put us out of our misery!


Crowd – Nearly 10,000. Over 9,000 will want to forget that game very quickly. Most have never seen United lose to a non-league team. They have now! I was too young to be at Altrincham with the other 10,000 Blades that seem to have gone there when we lost in the early 80’s! Barnet’s fans were excellent. They sang from start to finish and got behind the team really well. They must have had a great day and deserved the win. Our fans were quite reserved and the smattering of boos at half and full time could have been a long louder and longer but Wilder had rightly got himself a lot of credit.
 



Agree with the majority of the ratings. Didn’t feel Bryan was quite as bad as you made out as he was fairly tidy second half despite one wild kick into touch. Not helped by the terrible performance of the seniors beside him either.

As I said elsewhere the midfield two were shocking. I’d like to see Lundstram moved on and Coutts used only when desperate this year - he’s clearly nowhere near match sharp.
 
Agree with most but to give Coutts and Lundstram the same mark is miles out. Lundstram shouldn't wear a Utd shirt again in my opinion. Freeman , Clarke and Johnson should also be very close to moving out. Not just for todays game but accumulative performances.
 
The players walked off at the end and should be embarrassed as the none league team’s players and fans went wild. I wonder how they felt as the Barnet players jubilantly celebrated in the dressing room next to them? As Wilder says they should find a side door to sneak out of. For some of them it should be a rude awakening. Many were given a chance today to prove they may have a chance of being around the team in the coming weeks and run in. Not one player looked anything like a first teamer for a team at the top end of the Championship. Indeed, the National League side looked the higher side up the pyramid today. A damning inditement of how pathetic United were. The likes of Stearman, Freeman, Coutts, Lundstram, Washington and Clarke looked a long, long way off being more than being subs. The current first team will feel very safe and that is a worry. It shows we probably need 2 or 3 more players to give us competition as none of those today looked anywhere near good enough if we have injuries, suspensions or drop off in form. Wilder confirms as much in his post match words but that puts pressure on the existing first team and gives them an element of comfort which we do not want. They know they can have a couple of poor games and still stay in. I don’t like that mentality but hopefully the players, as they have showed recently can just keep the same level of consistency regardless of the lack of competition for their shirts.

Couldn't have written that better.

For all our fans who says it doesn't matter - the current 1st team KNOW they have little competition which is the very WORST that can come out of a performance like today.

Without doubt, the 1st team that goes out v QPR will make up for the 2nd team that didn't perform today - I even expect the 1st team to actually UP the performance v QPR - lets hope we come back and put a now decent QPR team to the sword.

UTB
 
Agree with most but to give Coutts and Lundstram the same mark is miles out. Lundstram shouldn't wear a Utd shirt again in my opinion. Freeman , Clarke and Johnson should also be very close to moving out. Not just for todays game but accumulative performances.

I feel very sad you've written that but agree - think we've seen that we need to move on with some players - CW obviously thinks that too.

UTB
 
With the exception of Bryan I thought today’s team as a back up eleven looked really strong. They should have done loads better!!!
 
Couldn't have written that better.

For all our fans who says it doesn't matter - the current 1st team KNOW they have little competition which is the very WORST that can come out of a performance like today.

Without doubt, the 1st team that goes out v QPR will make up for the 2nd team that didn't perform today - I even expect the 1st team to actually UP the performance v QPR - lets hope we come back and put a now decent QPR team to the sword.

UTB

Coutts wasn't nearly as bad as some are making out. The biggest disappointment for me was Bryan, just expected more from him. Most of the others won't have found a way into the starting eleven but have been called upon at some point during this season (some more than others) and done a job.
 
Can't disagree with any of those marks apart from Freeman who I would have lowered to a 3.

The only positive from today was seeing how much it meant to Barnet and their supporters.
 
Agree with most but to give Coutts and Lundstram the same mark is miles out. Lundstram shouldn't wear a Utd shirt again in my opinion. Freeman , Clarke and Johnson should also be very close to moving out. Not just for todays game but accumulative performances.

Both were really poor. Neither affected the game positively. They offered the defence no protection at all and gave us nothing attacking wide. Every time both got it they either slowed it down so they got 11 behidn the ball or lost it. Coutts played as many sideways and backwards balls as Lundstram. Coutts of course has a chance and we need to give him longer (if he gets back to the same level) but today non league payers ran past him. He was never fast but now is incredibly slow and looks physically weak (gets shoved off the ball very easily - he was really strong last year).

I cannot recall many good things neither did. They were both incredibly poor.

I agree that Lundstram is not good enough and needs to be moved on. He is a lower league player. Johnson has been a really poor signing. Washington also showed today that he is only good in spells off the bench. I got panned for slating those two when they signed but neither are even remotely close to being first team players for us. Clarke and Freeman have some credit but both are languid beyond belief. Freeman had a decent start to the season but has been dreadful for a while now. We do tend to forget that all these players for most of their career have been lower league or journeyman and other than maybe a dozen games (for both Clarke and Freeman) none have proven to be top end Champ level.

It may have been a one off but today showed Wilder that he may have to move on a number of players at the end of the season. Outside the current starting eleven (and possibly Coutts) the drop off is alarming really. Wilder said he may need 11 new players. That is probably in jest but we certainly still need 4 or 5 top quality players to complete with the eleven we have. The lack of pace really showed today as Barnet had quicker players than us all over.
 
They should all be capable of more, movement and the fluency and the passing was always going to be an issue with so many changes, but basics, like not running it off the side of the pitch, being able to control a ball, looking for forward passes before turning back to your own goal and the general lack of urgency can't be put down the the

Moore: 5 did OK, still looked a bit shakey though

Freeman: 2 Looked like a fat drunk incapable of running in a straight line, should have cleared the danger before the penalty
Cranie: 2.5 Went walkabout without the ball too often first half, forcing Lundstram to drop back into defence. Stuck to basic defending in the second
Stearman: 3 Slow and cumbersome, but did make some good clearances in the first half when everyone else was flailing around aimlessly
Bryan: 2 Didn't seem to know what he was doing, not helped by Johnson never offering himself for a pass up the wing
Johnson: 1.5 A literal turd would have created more and tackled back better in the first half. Did at least run a bit in the second.

Lundstram: 3 Always covering for out of position defenders in the first half, poor in the second.
Coutts: 4 Did the basics ok, but failed to dictate the play
Dowell: 4 He existed, got involved in a few terribly executed set-pieces, no real impact

Washington: 3 Ran around
Clarke: 1 Couldn't trap a mouse in a mouse trap factory, slow, lazy, disinterested

Subs:
Duffy: 4 Tried to do something, but with everyone else playing so badly was an easy target to put 2 or 3 defenders on
Sharp: 4 Also tried, but most good play by him was nowhere near the goal
Basham: 4 Should have been on much earlier, made a few stupid mistakes, but did manage to link up with Freeman a little bit to create a tiny bit of brief hope

Wilder: 2 Clearly didn't give a toss about he competition and his team's effort reflected that.
 
Not worried todays players can't perform with the starting eleven, throwing 10 fringeplayers together seldom make a team with any pattern. Hardly a surprise we look bad. The players who came on failed to make much difference.

It’s the concern that the first team’s standards may now drop though. They’ve seen with their own eyes how poor their competition is. This performance (not even the result) has left me worried for the remainder of the season. We thought we had depth. We don’t.

I would have hung on to Lafferty and Wright myself, both always been fairly dependable.

Lundstram isn’t going to get there. Nor Coutts (this season).

It pains me to see Kieron Freeman and particularly Leon Clarke returning to their former selves this season. What has happened to the man chasing lost causes and putting himself about at the beginning of last season? He was the best striker in the division pre-Xmas. Great touch, strength, finishing. His legs haven’t suddenly gone. You have to question his attitude the second he got that big contract renewal.

We have to pray that Duffy, McGoldrick and Sharp (all over 30) can somehow stay injury free and in form for the rest of the season. It’s certainly our only chance of challenging for the top 2 spots.
 
I thought how stationary we were really didn't do Couttsy any favours, there were no gaps for him to drive into created by other players movement, no positive passes on at all most of the time. He feeds on movement, little triangles, gaps opening up, I don't know what he could've done really without the team around him changing.

Bryan was a disappointment, after seeing him in the flesh for the first time, I was surprised at how big he was, I thought he'd be a twig but he's pretty well built, this with a report I read of an under 23 game and I was hopeful but he jumped too early for headers constantly, didn't seem to know how long his legs were, missing the ball a few times because he was too far away, and there was no overlapping to be seen really, not at pace anyway. If JOC provides an overload, he's more like a ZXSpectrum load.

I was hoping for Diet JOC but he's more Panda JOC at the moment.

Johnson frankly needs to go. I find it hard to believe that he's better than RND. His decision making is terrible, last few minutes he decides to volley a shot in when the box is packed and he's got support, cross it, work an opportunity. Wouldn't know he was pacey from that appearance. Get him off the wage bill and either get someone else as cover for Stevens or use it elsewhere and get RND in with the first team. Genuinely don't think he had anything worth keeping.

Freeman, frankly fuck knows what's gone off there but it's like Sam Beckett has Quantum Leaped into him and Scott Bakula doesn't know how to play football. A few flashes of the good Freeman in the second half, balls in the box, but couldn't defend throughout.

Leon and Washington had poor service throughout but were off the pace, both have looked dangerous against better teams in the league but today looked like 40 something's playing in their old teammate's testimonial.

Moore isn't up to it at the level we want to be at, which is competing for promotion. Distribution is woeful, shaky when trying to claim, never seems to care. For me he's like Joe Hart, makes the easy saves, makes a few look spectacular, but anything else is probably on its way in.

Stearman should know better than to make that tackle. Judgement all round was poor today.

Hopefully it'll be a "oh shit we really can't drop our levels or we're fucked" reaction from the first 11 and not a "I'm not getting dropped, fuck it" reaction.
 
There was one bit of play that particularly galled me (and apologies if you heard me ranting about it at length at the time!).

After an attack for us, five Barnet players stepped up in a line to play Sharp, Clarke, Dowell and briefly Freeman offside. But Sharp, Clarke and Dowell didn't notice, because they were all, to a man, looking down at their feet like mardy kids. We won the ball back and honestly it was about 10-15 seconds later it was put into the box only for the flag to go up, because Sharp was still offside! It was totally unprofessional and showed the complete lack of awareness of, and interest in, the game which was sadly typical of our whole performance.
 



As a bad as a performance as we’ve ever seen under Wilder, his body language at the end of the game summed it up.

Can’t see Washington & Lundstram ever playing again - desperate performances.

Clarke also poor, jury out on Dowell & Johnson.

Only saving grace is that it’s the FAC.
 
With the exception of Bryan I thought today’s team as a back up eleven looked really strong. They should have done loads better!!!

In what world did they look strong, that's honestly one of, if not the worst performance I've ever seen from any team. I do agree they should have done much much better, especially since this was their chance to prove themselves and show they deserve a spot in the first team.
 
In what world did they look strong, that's honestly one of, if not the worst performance I've ever seen from any team. I do agree they should have done much much better, especially since this was their chance to prove themselves and show they deserve a spot in the first team.

Think he means on the team sheet they looked strong, on the grass they looked the antithesis of strong.
 
Think he means on the team sheet they looked strong, on the grass they looked the antithesis of strong.

Makes more sense, it was quite thick on my part to think anyone capable of typing a message onto this site would use the word "strong" to describe that shit show :D
 
Well done Barnet and they showed today any team, even non league, can beat our silly slow tippy tap sideways and take forever to get forward and get a cross in stuff.
Too predictable and not how we and most other teams score goals but still we try this over and over again when we know from years of trying its ineffective.
The players are just doing what CW is telling them to do so where responsibility lies is clear, don't blame the players.
 
I thought how stationary we were really didn't do Couttsy any favours, there were no gaps for him to drive into created by other players movement, no positive passes on at all most of the time. He feeds on movement, little triangles, gaps opening up, I don't know what he could've done really without the team around him changing.

Bryan was a disappointment, after seeing him in the flesh for the first time, I was surprised at how big he was, I thought he'd be a twig but he's pretty well built, this with a report I read of an under 23 game and I was hopeful but he jumped too early for headers constantly, didn't seem to know how long his legs were, missing the ball a few times because he was too far away, and there was no overlapping to be seen really, not at pace anyway. If JOC provides an overload, he's more like a ZXSpectrum load.

I was hoping for Diet JOC but he's more Panda JOC at the moment.

Johnson frankly needs to go. I find it hard to believe that he's better than RND. His decision making is terrible, last few minutes he decides to volley a shot in when the box is packed and he's got support, cross it, work an opportunity. Wouldn't know he was pacey from that appearance. Get him off the wage bill and either get someone else as cover for Stevens or use it elsewhere and get RND in with the first team. Genuinely don't think he had anything worth keeping.

Freeman, frankly fuck knows what's gone off there but it's like Sam Beckett has Quantum Leaped into him and Scott Bakula doesn't know how to play football. A few flashes of the good Freeman in the second half, balls in the box, but couldn't defend throughout.

Leon and Washington had poor service throughout but were off the pace, both have looked dangerous against better teams in the league but today looked like 40 something's playing in their old teammate's testimonial.

Moore isn't up to it at the level we want to be at, which is competing for promotion. Distribution is woeful, shaky when trying to claim, never seems to care. For me he's like Joe Hart, makes the easy saves, makes a few look spectacular, but anything else is probably on its way in.

Stearman should know better than to make that tackle. Judgement all round was poor today.

Hopefully it'll be a "oh shit we really can't drop our levels or we're fucked" reaction from the first 11 and not a "I'm not getting dropped, fuck it" reaction.
There are a few who would not care about being dropped
Money is what they want.
 
There was one bit of play that particularly galled me (and apologies if you heard me ranting about it at length at the time!).

After an attack for us, five Barnet players stepped up in a line to play Sharp, Clarke, Dowell and briefly Freeman offside. But Sharp, Clarke and Dowell didn't notice, because they were all, to a man, looking down at their feet like mardy kids. We won the ball back and honestly it was about 10-15 seconds later it was put into the box only for the flag to go up, because Sharp was still offside! It was totally unprofessional and showed the complete lack of awareness of, and interest in, the game which was sadly typical of our whole performance.
That comes from a certain person.
He who picks the team.
One hundred per cent.
They just follow his fucking orders like sheep.
 
Clarke always looks disinterested to me. I don’t doubt his finishing ability but if it’s not handed to him on a plate, he’s not bothered when I see him. Maybe it’s confidence, maybe it’s just when I watch him, but I’d move him on.
 
Agree with all those marks, although Washington's should be a bit lower. The lack of pace in the team was frightening.
On a number of occasions they just walked past Coutts, Stearman and Lundstrum. They looked they were stuck in dream mud and couldn't move.

Earlier in the season Freeman looked absolutely knackered and blowing out of his arse. Today was even worse, when they knocked it past him, he could barely manage a jog back. He looks as though he'd be knackered walking up the stairs.

I still find it hard to accept that not one of those 11, all trying to get in to the first team had a good game. They all played shit and not one could shine against non league opposition.
 
That first half performance was shocking to watch. Absolute dog shit. The fact that those lads are our bench players, ready to come on in a game, is frightening.

There is a good reason why none of them are starting 11 players usually, and it showed today.

Moore got his fingers to the ball when they scored, so at least he read that right. Cranie tried to bring it forward a few times.

The rest....fuckin hell, Johnson, Stearman, awful, Freeman, god knows what has happened to that lad, Washington, never going to score a goal in our colours. Coutts, did just about enough, in patches, but nowhere near good enough, Lundstram, crap.

Dowell and Bryan get a pass for being first timers, but on that showing, neither should be warming the bench.

And in case anyone has forgot, we lost today, at home, to Barnet. No good CW moaning, he picked that team in the first half.

"The magic of the cup"....at least we don't have to play Barnet again, what a bunch of athletes, they really went for it. Fair play to them.
 
Good report, having read Danny04 player ratings on the Green Un app last night I thought he'd been watching a different game. No one really deserved above a 5/10 and the majority were 4/10 at best. Was your number '6' key stuck as you were writing Danny?

EDIT: Not a criticism by the way Danny, just asking why you scored so high?!
 
Good report, having read Danny04 player ratings on the Green Un app last night I thought he'd been watching a different game. No one really deserved above a 5/10 and the majority were 4/10 at best. Was your number '6' key stuck as you were writing Danny?

EDIT: Not a criticism by the way Danny, just asking why you scored so high?!
6 isn’t particularly high Del, it’s bang average and half the team scored below that which I think is fair. I don’t think I’ve ever given a 3/10 in my life as I try to be a bit more considered with them and avoid knee-jerking. Yes they were poor but the team didn’t ‘click’ at all, and Barnet were excellent - it seems a little disingenuous to suggest that their victory was only gained because United were awful rather than because they were very good.
 
6 isn’t particularly high Del, it’s bang average and half the team scored below that which I think is fair. I don’t think I’ve ever given a 3/10 in my life as I try to be a bit more considered with them and avoid knee-jerking. Yes they were poor but the team didn’t ‘click’ at all, and Barnet were excellent - it seems a little disingenuous to suggest that their victory was only gained because United were awful rather than because they were very good.

Fair enough, I think you were generous to anyone who classed as bang average though, to lose to a team from the conference you have to be pretty poor throughout. Coutts could have a 6 for being Coutts but apart from that you need to get with the knee-jerking.
 
Fair enough, I think you were generous to anyone who classed as bang average though, to lose to a team from the conference you have to be pretty poor throughout. Coutts could have a 6 for being Coutts but apart from that you need to get with the knee-jerking.
I’m good, thanks, but cheers for the advice :)
 



Makes more sense, it was quite thick on my part to think anyone capable of typing a message onto this site would use the word "strong" to describe that shit show :D
I meant on seeing the team sheet before the game. There was a radio discussion this morning on excessive number of team team changes and how difficult it can be for fringe players who have only trained and lack real game time. We made 11 changes but it was only a non league team so you would still expect a relatively straight forward victory!
 

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