Ugly Blades

[S64 Blade]

The Star have hit rock bottom in the content they ‘produce’ now, surely?

Surely any self-respecting journalist would cringe at having to go with something like this?

Sheffield United fans dubbed least sexy in Premier League - and rivals fans say they wouldn't want to bed them

Sheffield United supporters are among the least sexy in the Premier League – and rival fans say they are the supporters they would least like to have sex with, according to a new survey.

www.thestar.co.uk

 

[Sean Thornton]

Pigs in meltdown, Star has to try to make them feel better, courtesy of Darren "Berk" Burke, who usually reports on missing drain covers and wheelie bin fires.

 

[Beans]

To be fair to em, it's got a lot of attention, so job done from their perspective.

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

The fact that Liverpool top the table tells us all we need to know.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Never has a persons name been so apt.

 

[S64 Blade]

Pigs in meltdown, Star has to try to make them feel better, courtesy of Darren "Berk" Burke, who usually reports on missing drain covers and wheelie bin fires.

He probably wrote the article a couple of weeks ago about a woman finding someone else’s dirty knickers in her wheelie bin.

 

[Foxy]

Pigs in meltdown, Star has to try to make them feel better, courtesy of Darren "Berk" Burke, who usually reports on missing drain covers and wheelie bin fires.

Yesterday he put out a story about Sara Cox filming in Sheffield, but that the location was not known, as if it was some kind of top secret project.

I'm no investigative journalist (I don't have the time), but I could have told him exactly where, what they've done to the main location, when they film and how to get involved if you fancy a bit of work as an extra. Surely if you are making news of something, even if using Twitter as a source of easy, work free content, you'd spend ten minutes doing a little bit of research. He could have asked her, her agent (assuming she has one), looked at her last TV roles and contacted the producers of the programmes, checked social media chatter within Sheffield... But all of that is a little bit more intensive than copying and pasting a link to a tweet.

If he fancied getting someone out for half an hour, they could even speak to her or sneak a look at her clipboard, alternatively, just ask someone on Facebook if he can borrow a few snaps.

Then again, at least that lazy article did have a little bit of local interest, albeit, with all the massive content that she'd used #sheffield in a tweet.

 

[S64 Blade]

To be fair to em, it's got a lot of attention, so job done from their perspective.

It was that ridiculous I didn’t even bother clicking on it.

Can’t see it turning around their fortunes.

 

[Wards]

Ah yes, quoting an article by Free Super Tips - a known Twitter affiliate scammer spammer.

This really is a new low for The Star.

 

[S64 Blade]

He probably wrote the article a couple of weeks ago about a woman finding someone else’s dirty knickers in her wheelie bin.

Manage to locate it and guess what...

'Classy ladies:' Sheffield homeowner's disgust over dirty knickers dumped in wheelie bin

A Sheffield man has spoken of his shock and disgust after finding a pair of soiled knickers – and chip wrappers used as ‘toilet paper’ - dumped in his wheelie bin.

www.thestar.co.uk

 

[Sean Thornton]

To be fair to em, it's got a lot of attention, so job done from their perspective.

Well it's job done on people saying the author is a gormless hack who clearly doesn't understand the phrase "quality journalism".

 

[Blade for Sale]

sheffield united fans dubbed least sexy in premier league and rivals fans say they wouldnt want to bed them

And this, ladies and gentlement, is why we are all, quite literally, fucking wankers at the Lane.

 

[Beans]

Well it's job done on people saying the author is a gormless hack who clearly doesn't understand the phrase "quality journalism".

Whatever it takes to get them ad views...

 

[DifferentClass]

More clickbait bollocks from that pig rag.

The pigs have to take the league record though.

 

[PaddysMad]

What a joke

 

[derryblade]

The Star have hit rock bottom in the content they ‘produce’ now, surely?

Surely any self-respecting journalist would cringe at having to go with something like this?

Sheffield United fans dubbed least sexy in Premier League - and rivals fans say they wouldn't want to bed them

Sheffield United supporters are among the least sexy in the Premier League – and rival fans say they are the supporters they would least like to have sex with, according to a new survey.

www.thestar.co.uk

Thankfully we didn't finish 20th, result.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

At least I won't be getting bummed this season

 

[Tezza1889]

By definition then all sheffielders are considered ugly

I am an ugly twat btw, so I'm not insulted too much.

I personally apologise boys for bringing the level down for everybody else.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Thankfully we didn't finish 20th, result.

FFS, we can't even claim that prize. Wilder out.

 

[BushBlade]

I think the problem is that we have a reputation for being overly physical and a tendency to launch it into the box.

 

[Rodley]

And this, ladies and gentlement, is why we are all, quite literally, fucking wankers at the Lane.

There’s two types of men in the world, (a) those who are happy to admit they love a tommy tank and (b) liars.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

Wow, what an amazing coincidence that the sexiest fans are from the clubs with the biggest er fan base. It's almost as if they just voted for themselves. FFS UTB

 

[Weasel]

What a steaming pile of rancid shit this paper is.

Danny, do urself a favour son, and get another job. You clearly have the talent.

 

[8lade]

what the fucking fuck?
Who, would publish such rubbish? Oh.

 

[Snake]

The Star, the newspaper where when you wipe your arse on it, more shit comes off than goes on it.

 

[S64 Blade]

The Star, the newspaper where when you wipe your arse on it, more shit comes off than goes on it.

I think that was part of Burke’s shitty knickers in a dustbin story.

 

[Snake]

At least I won't be getting bummed this season

Kin ell, somebody else who's moved from the seat in front of me

 

[Bladebri]

Thank f**k for that

 

[Rufus Smalls]

Pigs in meltdown, Star has to try to make them feel better, courtesy of Darren "Berk" Burke, who usually reports on missing drain covers and wheelie bin fires.

There was a cat stuck up a tree last week ...... FFS !

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Oh yes Liverpool top of the league