Incoming? Two foreign wingers

[Lucky1979]

I will be surprised if we sign anyone else today, let alone 2 players “identified by AI”. I’m guessing Danny just installed DeepSeek on his phone and and typed “write me an article about two footballers Sheffield United want to sign” and pasted the result on to The Star’s website

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

I’m sure the two new forrens will enjoy the following :

• a cracking pint
• pies
• less traffic than that there London
• peak district

• John Lewis in Leeds.​

 

[S64 Blade]

Inoussa is Swedish, so would expect his English to be good. If not, Anel can translate, i'm sure

Ballo is Austrian. Hit and miss that one

Swedish are usually very good at English, so doesn’t fit really like you say.

Also if Ballo was at Chelsea for 3 years, I’d have thought his English would be alright.

 

[Houso]

Ballo would be interesting. He's a starter playing for the team in fourth position in top division in Austria. And scoring well.

Can't be overly cheap?

 

[biggiesablade]

I will be surprised if we sign anyone else today, let alone 2 players “identified by AI”. I’m guessing Danny just installed DeepSeek on his phone and and typed “write me an article about two footballers Sheffield United want to sign” and pasted the result on to The Star’s website

Until we've had a few windows under the new ownership we don't know what is surprising or not for these lot. Unless one of their heads exploded during a presser, that would surprise me.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Micheal Bleach

 

[KOPPO]

wow i love wingers more the merrier were really going for a top 2 spot jeezz were back

 

[Yogi]

If Ballo is one there’s a bit of a breakdown on him in this article from March last year.

Three shooting stars to watch closely in Austria - scout report

Our tactical analysis and scout report of the top 3 talents in Austria shares tactical analysis of the top 3 talents in Austria and their fit into tactics.

totalfootballanalysis.com

 

[Roygbiv]

Been told one of them is this man

Palkó Dárdai - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Yogi]

Another brief article on Inoussa here as well from August predicting a move to England for him was likely this month.

Scandinavia Scout Report: Sivertsen, Gulliksen, Inoussa, Nanasi

2024 Scandinavian scout report for Oskar Sivertsen, Tobias Gulliksen, Zeidane Inoussa, Sebastian Nanasi.

totalfootballanalysis.com

 

[McGrath]

I’m sure the two new forrens will enjoy the following :

• a cracking pint
• pies
• less traffic than that there London
• peak district

If they interested in industrial history and all things metallurgical then they're going to be in for a right treat

 

[LondonBlade89]

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I don't know who this guy is so I'm not sure how credible his information is, it might not even be these 2 players.

Inoussa is 22 playing for BK Hacken.
Ballo has just turned 23 (2nd January) and playing in Austria.

Sorry…Micheal Bleach???

Located in Rotherham and with a misspelling of the more common name ‘Michael’? That one?

 

[Houso]

Oh ffs, just looked into Michael Bleach...

 

[NateDogg]

Been told one of them is this man

Palkó Dárdai - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Hmm think his dad was quite famous player in Hungary.

 

[mattbianco1]

James sy checked on Wikipedia and Ballo appears to be having a good season for his Austrian Bundesliga club. 12 goals this season.

TransferMarkt suggests he's scored 4 goals and got 4 assists in 15 league games this season. He has also got 3 goals and 2 assists in just 4 cup games.



Wolfsberger are 4th in the table behind Sturm Graz, Austria Vienna and Rapid Vienna. They're above RB Salzburg on GD.

Looks a very promising player.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

This from Danny Hall when asked if they were youngsters or straught into the 11 players doesn't fill me with confidence.

From what I understand, neither really. They aren't youngsters but can't imagine them coming into a team chasing Premier League football either. #sufc

One Coulibaly out, two Coulibalys in

 

[Roygbiv]

Hmm think his dad was quite famous player in Hungary.

His dad is the Hertha manager

 

[RetfordBlade96]

One Coulibaly out, two Coulibalys in

Must always have a Coulibaly type, who never plays so can always in some fans minds be the answer to all our problems

 

[Down the Channels]

Who is our best ever completely foreign signing (foreign player from a foreign club)?

People like Jan Aage don't count because he had played in England before.

Has to be Sabella

'Bak hil' 'Bak hil'

 

[Blademan89]

These could be a case of getting some half capable players in to fill bench, so we can send some of our youngsters on loan to get regular game time, instead of wasting away on our bench.

 

[mattbianco1]

Been told one of them is this man

Palkó Dárdai - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

And now we're deflated

1 goal and 1 assist for Hertha Berlin in 16 games.
Averaging around 28 mins per game

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Been told one of them is this man

Palkó Dárdai - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Pál Dárdai
Who scouted this cunt, Peelo?!

 

[RetfordBlade96]

And now we're deflated

1 goal and 1 assist for Hertha Berlin in 16 games.
Averaging around 28 mins per game

wonder what ai has seen then? you'd atleast think they'd be high achievers in lower standard leagues (ala benie traore)

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

 

[brownblade]

We all know it's just "AI" filtering some data, right... ? Not typing questions into Microsoft Copilot, for example. Basically we're using scouting data.

Fuck AI. Skynet shit.

 

[Slug]

Been told one of them is this man

Palkó Dárdai - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

"Dárdai signed for English side Sheffield United on 03 February 2025, after transfer rumours first being broke by local journalist Roy G Biv"

 

[S64 Blade]

Been told one of them is this man

Palkó Dárdai - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Not saying you’re wrong, but this goes against Danny Hall’s definition that they’re young. He’ll be 26 in a couple of months, which isn’t really young in footballing terms.

 

[Houso]

Not saying you’re wrong, but this goes against Danny Hall’s definition that they’re young. He’ll be 26 in a couple of months, which isn’t really young in footballing terms.

He's said they're not young tbh.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Oh ffs, just looked into Michael Bleach...

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Yeah, that doesn't look legit in the slightest. Back to the drawing board

 

[Tongeincheek]

Palkó Dárdai:​

Has managed sweet FA for Hertha this season and only played 24% of their minutes, and that's with his own dad picking the bloody team!

If a man genetically programmed to think love ol' Palko thinks he's not good enough for German 2nd tier mid-table obscurity, then he must be absolute, unmitigated, irredeemable shite.