Our Blades themed Xmas Eleven....
Sh-ELF-field United XI
GK: Mervyn 'Christmas Day'
RB: Vass Bauble-bokis
LB: St Nicolas Weber
CB: Ugo Eggy-nog
CB: Ken McNaught-y list
RW: David White Christmas
LB: We Three Kingsley Blacks
CM: Johnny Two Ertl Doves
CM: Santa Berge
CF: Mel Christmas Eves
CF: Dominic North Pole-on
Subs from: John Hope, Simon Wrappin, Shaun Derry Christmas, Sleigh Bromby, Glenn Little Donkey, Paul Trifle Jamie Myyyyrrphy, Hai Ho Ho Ho Dong, Brett Angell, Dean Wind-ass (after sprouts), Vincent Peri-Christmas-Card, Phil Starbuck
Nanager: Russell Slade. Assisted by Adrian Wreath and John Carver-Turkey
Also a few messages for the season:
Ding Dong Derry Sun Jihai
And finally to all Blades out there...
Wayne Quinn Stuart Derry Twiss Vas and a Happy New Year
With our Christmas top 3 in the hit parade
3) Let it Flo, Let it Flo, Let it Flo- Dean Martin
2) The Power of Ndlovu- Frankie Goes to Hollywood
1) A Julian Winters Tale - David Essex