Tuesday morning "banter".

[knowsnowt]

I'm lucky in that regard. I work in Chesterfield and they don't have a football team.
Any plans either way?

 

[DifferentClass]

I just know that if we lose my Spuds-supporting brother (don't ask) will take the absolute piss out of me.

More fun supporting Sheffield United than Spurs anyway.

 

[Stretch]

Any bants with my colleagues will have to wait until the following day. I booked the Tuesday off as soon as the fixture was confirmed. Regardless of the result I will be nursing a hangover.

 

[Davalon]

I'll either arrive at the office in my pants singing he's one of our own, or dish out death stares to anyone attempting eye contact projecting a clear don't even think about fucking talking to me (had plenty of practice walking on the Moor most days)

 

[Ranmoorblade]

A Wendy I work with has took the whole week off but says he’s coming in on Tuesday if they win.

 

[niktheblade]

No bants for me, nobody in my office follows football.. . But I've taken the day off anyway cos I can't be arsed to go in after staying up till 2am.

All bants will be internet based.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I'm lucky in that regard. I work in Chesterfield and they don't have a football team.
Any plans either way?

There’s no Wednesday bastards on site so banter will be nil. Couple of Leeds fans.

Early finish today (2pm). Straight home, straight to the pub.

 

[fintious maximus]

At my work there are two pigs and two blades so there will be banter, hopefully in our favour.

 

[S64 Blade]

Thankfully not too many pigs in our office (positive discrimination), so it shouldn't be too bad, should the worst happen.

 

[stringjunior]

Only Man City fans at work. That Mancunian banter is a strange beast

 

[boo radley]

There’s no Wednesday bastards on site so banter will be nil. Couple of Leeds fans.

Early finish today (2pm). Straight home, straight to the pub.

You live in a pub then?

 

[sitwell]

I don't employ pigs ,got a Forest ,Newcastle and Worksop fan who all hate Wendy anyway.

 

[BigBed]

I'm lucky in that regard. I work in Chesterfield and they don't have a football team.
Any plans either way?

I too work in chez, with a few sheff u lads, couple of South Barnsley fans, and a villa fan!, well, he supports "town n villa"?, general consensus is a Blades win though.

 

[SwissBlade]

I've taken a new job in Sheffield tomorrow just to get amongst the post game banter. I'm taking a smoke grenade into the office to have a bit of crack with the new colleagues

 

[CharlotteBlade]

It’s all Leeds fans for me at work but still doesn’t stop them winding me up saying we’ll loose tonight - all think they’re big dogs now after their win

 

[Maidenhead]

What's this work thing that you all speak of?

 

[Ricky]

Pig: We're gonna do you lot tonight, trust meh

Me: Listen, you are shit, your football club is shit, your stadium has the foul stench of death, your entire fanbase are the deluded bitches of a dolphin killer, your team is an overpaid embarrassment and we will beat you at the football tonight.


This is top, top barnter, it really is.

 

[blademark]

Pig: We're gonna do you lot tonight, trust meh

Me: Listen, you are shit, your football club is shit, your stadium has the foul stench of death, your entire fanbase are the deluded bitches of a dolphin killer, your team is an overpaid embarrassment and we will beat you at the football tonight.


This is top, top barnter, it really is.

I just can't top that

 

[Nick Jansky]

QPR, Liverpool, Newcastle, Chesterfield, Leeds & Grimsby here. They all want us to stuff the Pigs.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I just know that if we lose my Spuds-supporting brother (don't ask) will take the absolute piss out of me.

More fun supporting Sheffield United than Spurs anyway.

Who are these Spuds?
Reight potato heads I bet.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I've taken a new job in Sheffield tomorrow just to get amongst the post game banter. I'm taking a smoke grenade into the office to have a bit of crack with the new colleagues

How are you taking the crack?
Smoking it?
Rots thee teeth tha knows.
Craic, perhaps, is better.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

It’s all Leeds fans for me at work but still doesn’t stop them winding me up saying we’ll loose tonight - all think they’re big dogs now after their win

Hopefully put the WBA craze out of most people's minds .

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I'm in Leicester.

The only piggy who worked here, left shortly after they lost to Huddersfield in the play-offs.

Rumours that his departure was hastened by me goading him the day after the loss, with taunts of "Sheffield W*dnesday Fucked it up again!", were unfounded

 

[elgoog44]

Nothing for me down South, the office is Arsenal, Spurs, Watford, Fulham, QPR and of course 3 or 4 Man United fans

ohh and lots of Liverpool fans!? although we do have and can get tickets for Wembly so that might be nice if we go the playoff route, or nice until the match when history and the footballing gods give us a swift kick in the dangly parts!

 

[SB_90]

if last time & 4-2 is to go by. i wont have any. he was like usain bolt & was out of where i work & drove off in his car in a flash. because i didnt even get a chance to say hello

i wish sometimes he moved that quickly when im working with him on a busy Sunday

 

[Booker4]

I work in Grimsby so thankfully I don't have to suffer any Wednesday fans if they win, other than by text and Facebook. I will be off Facebook all week if we lose obviously! But if we win I might have a wee pop on Facebook!

 

[1889]

I work in Grimsby so thankfully I don't have to suffer any Wednesday fans if they win, other than by text and Facebook. I will be off Facebook all week if we lose obviously! But if we win I might have a wee pop on Facebook!

Well that’s something you don’t see everyday, ‘work in Grimsby’ and ‘Thankfully’ in the same sentence!

*Based on 15 years personal experience of ‘working in Grimsby’

 

[Booker4]

Well that’s something you don’t see everyday, ‘work in Grimsby’ and ‘Thankfully’ in the same sentence!

*Based on 15 years personal experience of ‘working in Grimsby’

Being 11 years for me, I've got a big soft spot for the place to be fair, although when I first started working there they gave me some stick for being a Yorky! I still live in Sheffield though and travel there twice a week.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Pig: We're gonna do you lot tonight, trust meh

Me: Listen, you are shit, your football club is shit, your stadium has the foul stench of death, your entire fanbase are the deluded bitches of a dolphin killer, your team is an overpaid embarrassment and we will beat you at the football tonight.


This is top, top barnter, it really is.

I wish you wouldn't speak to your mum like that Ricky