Top 3 pigs you hate the most

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Vaughan for not being nice to a couple of the Yorkshire Disability Cricket lads at OT. Ran off when one shouted 'it's Michael Vaughan' and went off to get his autograph. Probably didn't help that kid had Blades shirt on
 



Used to hate Terry Curran with a passion when I first started supporting the Blades. Heard recently that he's a decent bloke and to be fair he was very fast and skillful, a bit like Colin Morris. He was playing for them when we bought Sabella, and fans were constantly arguing about who was best. What makes Curran worse is that he signed for us when he was past his prime and was utterly gash. A lot of fans concluded that he wasn't giving his all and just came for a final payday.
 
I have a great dislike of Roger Wylde after he poleaxed Dennis Mortimer when playing for Barnsley. For no apparent reason he just smashed Mortimer and was sent off. Years later I met Dennis at some event where he showed me the scar on the inside of his lip caused by his teeth cutting into his lip. He said he looked
at suing Wylde but the PFA was against it as it would be a bad image for the game. Told him it was a pity he didn't as he could have called 10,000+ witnesses to support his case.
 
John fucking Pearson all day long. Then Vaughan. Then VARDY. Use to hate Palmer but met him in casino few years ago and he was sound tbh
 
Curran, Sterland, Megson, the three axis of evil, all on proper snort beasts, ex-players and fans.

From what I've heard over the years Hirsty is supposedly a decent lad, and by all accounts and I'd have never believed it because he always came across as an arrogant sod on the pitch, but Sheridan is supposed to be a sound bloke too.
TBF Sterland lived on our street for a while and came across as a very nice bloke wasn't up his self at all (and his missus was fit)
He gave my eldest lad a couple of shirts ( he was turned to the darkside by the in laws but thankfully has now learnt the error of his ways)
He was always willing to help out with the local junior teams
He got some right stick off us all for when Saturday comes but took it all in good humour

But as for waddle I don't have the words for this fat twat
 
Used to hate Terry Curran with a passion when I first started supporting the Blades. Heard recently that he's a decent bloke and to be fair he was very fast and skillful, a bit like Colin Morris. He was playing for them when we bought Sabella, and fans were constantly arguing about who was best. What makes Curran worse is that he signed for us when he was past his prime and was utterly gash. A lot of fans concluded that he wasn't giving his all and just came for a final payday.
Curran ‘redeemed’ himself (to a certain extent) when he signed for us - Pork were simultaneously apoplectic & distraught
Certainly rarely performed for SU except Stoke away when he was outstanding & ‘earned‘ a move to Everton on that 1 showing.
We did > double our money n’all
 
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The snortiest of the snortbeasts:

1. Waddle.
2. Sterland.
3. Megson.

The forgiven:

1. Kevin Pressman. Anyone that can stay calm after being told that they're not as good as Chris Woods must have something about them.
2. David Hirst. Controversial, but I chatted to him once and he was a sound bloke. Like Deano, he should have had more England caps.
3. Any of the ones who saw the light in the early 2000s (Morrison, Geary, Quinn, Bromby etc.).

Been told from a couple of people that Sterland is pretty sound
 
I’ve not seen any votes the one and only …….Mark The Pitsmoor Pig yet ☺️

Because its like hating Leeds fan Ray from The Undateables.

It'd feel a bit wrong, not their fault they weren't given their full quota of chromosones.

I'd buy Mark some pasta and a bottle of PVA so that he could make me a nice picture. Maybe a dinosaur as they were walking the earth the last time his little team were in the top flight.
 
Yes very difficult to whittle it down to just three, Megson has to be in the running though. Then there is loud mouth John Pearson ah fuck it I hate all the bastards some more than others. High up the list for me are Waddle and Hirst for wanting paying to put their boots on for a charity game about ten year ago, Carlton Palmer was happy to be involved for free and came across as a decent fella. Waddle was more happy in the bar with grunters fawning over him. Happily the red side with David Holdsworth, Wayne Quinn and Curtis Woodhouse won 3-2
 
God bless him, Beep. I hope he's still avidly following the Blades from his Ceylon mountain hideaway and the Tamil Tigers haven't caught up with him.

Last I heard he had a satellite dish the size of Jodrell Bank on the side of his corrugated iron shanty shack to watch our games in the Premier league.

Now for the games that aren't on sky, he'll have to hitch a ride on the tea leaf wagon to Galle in order to hook up to ifollow at the Ceylon Internet Cafe. He's like a Sri Lankan Greenwich Blade
 
Only 3....that's very difficult....as fans no1 by a mile is Vaughan then the singer from Rev and the Makers, whatever his name is, Vardy obviously but as for players, Hinchcliffe, Pearson, Sam Hutchinson (dirty cunt) Waddle, Sterland, Curran, Jermaine Johnson, Bananaman.....the list goes on....
 
I don't tend to hate their players or managers that aren't pig fans. Generally just picking up a wage or trying to like at any other club. During my time I can't think of an equivalent of say sharp who is proper fan of them and actually a decent player too (Who plays for them). There was players I hated going agaisnt us, like Jermaine Johnson. It wasn't his fault though that we always selected our slowest players to mark the fastest man on the pitch.

Vaughn is a twat but to call him a Wednesday fan is a bit of a stretch and part of the reason he is a twat.

Megson is up there along with the star.
 
Last I heard he had a satellite dish the size of Jodrell Bank on the side of his corrugated iron shanty shack to watch our games in the Premier league.

Now for the games that aren't on sky, he'll have to hitch a ride on the tea leaf wagon to Galle in order to hook up to ifollow at the Ceylon Internet Cafe. He's like a Sri Lankan Greenwich Blade
He's certainly a more dedicated Blade than I am.
 
I have a great dislike of Roger Wylde after he poleaxed Dennis Mortimer when playing for Barnsley. For no apparent reason he just smashed Mortimer and was sent off. Years later I met Dennis at some event where he showed me the scar on the inside of his lip caused by his teeth cutting into his lip. He said he looked
at suing Wylde but the PFA was against it as it would be a bad image for the game. Told him it was a pity he didn't as he could have called 10,000+ witnesses to support his case.
Roger Wylde is actually a Blades fan.
 
Vaughan - Is he a pig or Man U fan or a BDTBL freeloader?!
Palmer - "do you know who I am" twat
Pitsmoor Pig - I know he's probably a few sarnie short of a picnic but it doesn't forgive some of the shit he talks.

Ones who are ok:

Waddle - played against him many years ago and he was very encouraging
Pressman - Nice bloke who can take a bit of banter from Blades

That makes 2 out of 500m who are ok, not a very good ratio!
 
1. Vardy
2. Megson
3. Vaughn/McClure (really can't choose between these two oinkers)

In terms of pigs that have redeemed themselves, Bromby, Quinny and Geary.
 
It has to be Waddle...., when they were beaten in FA and League cup finals same season by Arsenal he was sobbing after on his haunches, I kept that photo for years!

He said after " we are a good team and deserved to win something" like a spoilt brat. What an absolute clown , his penalty miss for England was a shocker but couldn't happen to a bigger idiot than him.

Chris " never won anything" Waddle .....
 
Megson has to be top of the list, a fair few others will be jostling for second and third place, too many to choose from.
 
Smegson
Tango
The twat out of Reverend and the Wankers

Honourable mentions: Wanky Owl, Mark the Pitsmoor Armed Robber, David Blunkett, Paul Carrack, Barry Bannan...
When I see Mark, as I do every now and again, I'll tell him he made the, S2 4SU forum, he'll be chuffed to know he's infiltrated the Blades psyche.
I've known the lad since e' were a chavvie.
 



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