Tonight's matches

[Kenilworth]

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

I might turn all WWF, Pinchy, Tyler Durden and Collins Morris rolled into one on a thread!!

Yikes

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to construct a satirical post in the voice of this satanic-sounding-hybrid-megatroll, using either 250 words where 10 would do, or a cartoon.

Without getting banned.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Haaland scores again. Been on the pitch 5 minutes

 

[Wapping Blade]

Watching Donny v Sunlun and the quality is dire.

 

[Harry's Game]

Not impressed with Eze

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Yikes

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to construct a satirical post in the voice of this satanic-sounding-hybrid-megatroll, using either 250 words where 10 would do, or a cartoon.

Without getting banned.

If I pose as Officer Crabtree then I might just get away with it....

The winkers in the Shatbox were passing the good pisters off all moaning!

 

[wavy-blade]

United ran awayyyyyyyyy ------------- They need to add this line to the song =

TO THE PREMIERSHIP

 

[ChrisBlade]

QPR are atrocious. Very comfortable for the Pigs.

 

[Shirty Blade]

Thought they were rubbish against Leeds too! Osayi-Samuel looked a threat though.

 

[Kenilworth]

Thought they were rubbish against Leeds too! Osayi-Samuel looked a threat though.

Needs to threaten more, then

 

[Kenilworth]

Anyone like Love Island?

that’s why I’m drinking weird beer and chomping salt and sweet popcorn and praying QPR are not the set of cunts I believe them to be.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Watching Donny v Sunlun and the quality is dire.

It really is, we've come so so far, and we've been so spoilt these past three years. Every week we can expect to compete and expect to be entertained. These two are dire and inconsistent.

 

[1973Blade]

Yes...and a place for the jokebook to be recited...


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The advantage of this being on a thread and not shout box is that your jokes will be here for ever for future generations to enjoy

 

[Kenilworth]

The advantage of this being on a thread and not shout box is that your jokes will be here for ever for future generations to enjoy

Oh SHIT

 

[Worksop II]

your jokes will be here for ever for future generations to enjoy

His jokes have already been around for Generations ......

 

[Carlton Blade]

Haaland again. 31 in 23 this season

 

[Rob86]

QPR v Wendy is actually quite a good game. Basically QPR trying to break them down ! Eze ? Moves about well, got that swagger but does get back. Would be happy as a signing. But he’s playing so it’s probably not on ?

 

[1973Blade]

Looks like Tranmere have a busy few days

 

[Ecco1889]

QPR v Wendy is actually quite a good game. Basically QPR trying to break them down ! Eze ? Moves about well, got that swagger but does get back. Would be happy as a signing. But he’s playing so it’s probably not on ?

Wednesday do seem better away from hillsborough tbh

 

[Kenilworth]

Haaland again. 31 in 23 this season

Wow. Just, wow

 

[Carlton Blade]

Wow. Just, wow

Dortmund could double their money on him already!

 

[wavy-blade]

An all Sheffield FA cup final then

 

[Rob86]

Dortmund could double their money on him already!

Gerrim in. What would he cost ?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Gerrim in. What would he cost ?

The ground, the squad, the hotel. Basically everything

 

[Rob86]

The ground, the squad, the hotel. Basically everything

and I’ve never heard of him.

 

[Carlton Blade]

and I’ve never heard of him.

Alfie Inge Haaland's kid.

 

[dc_blade]

2-0

 

[dc_blade]

Dawson lol

 

[bromtom]

Derby didn't look two divisions above Northampton Town at all. Replay.

 

[Brummie Blade 70]

Looks like Tranmere have a busy few days
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And Liverpool moan about their fixtures!