Groucho Blade
Groucho Marxist Anarchist
Been laid up with flu this week so between nap times and lemsips I’ve spent quite a bit of time reading various forums.
I’ve found some of the views absolutely bizarre. As a player I’m still not 100% convinced he’s worth the fee but fully behind him now it looks like he’s joining us.
Stoke -
They cannot comprehend that we probably had a deal agreed for him in the summer but ran out of money and had to pull it. He definitely chose them over us. He’s now totally fallen in love with the place and simply cannot see a scenario where he would rather play for United over Stoke. We’re shite apparently. He’s probably getting forced out by a greedy Leicester which won’t sit well with TC and he’ll regret not finishing his loan there and signing permanently in the summer. Playing in the premier league doesn’t count if it’s for the blades cos we’re shite remember.
Sunderland -
Genuinely believe they’re playing a brand of football never seen in the second tier before. Enzo Le Fee is the equivalent of signing prime Iniesta from Barcelona and United are only signing BBD and Cannon because we’re shitting ourselves at just how spectacular they are. They were never really interested in Cannon and it was just a tactic to get us to spunk our load on him while they mop up the real talent when we’re spent up. There’s no other explanation for it. No way on this planet would a player ever choose to play for us over them, never mind two in a week.
I don’t know if our kidney punching reputation has now caught up with us but both Stoke and Sunderland fans say they can’t stand us. We’re shit. Shit fans, shit city… just shit shit shit. Oh yeah and Wilders a horrible wanker as well you know.
And parachute payments. The only reason we’re towards the top of the table is parachute payments. Forgetting that both of those clubs have had parachute payments in the not too distant past and squandered them. Sunderland managed to get themselves relegated while in receipt of parachute payments. Stoke spent a combined £20’m on vokes and afobe.
We had to get promoted from league 1 to get them, actually on a shoe string but that’s forgotten about now.
Excellent post, thanks ben1987
I’d just like to add that Sunlan believe they’re the only club on the planet who bring players through their youth system/academy and give them a chance in the first team. This ‘fact’ gives them a moral superiority over everyone else, allegedly.

