Toilet Humour

[LSF]

Overheard and witnessed in a very fraught post match toilet inside Gresty Rd yesterday....
Bloke having piss next his mate moans.."We need a manager who knows this league and has had some success in it"
Momentary silence (I glance to my left to view the perpetrator of this gem)
His mate breaks the awkward silence and informs him..
"Adkins has had a few promotions from this league"
Other bloke exclaims.. "Has he!, oh, didn't know that!"
At that juncture and whilst still in mid stream, he wrestles his mobile out of pocket with free hand, calls a number and says to person on other end ..
"Adkins has won promotions from this league" and hangs up, shakes off and walks away mumbling.." Well a nevva knew that.."
Bizarre... But it gave me a smile on what was a thoroughly miserable day..

 

[wizadry]

He must have started following football only from yesterday, he could have picked a less dramatic club to support. It will only end up in heartbreak for him

 

[HighfieldBlade]

My overriding question whilst reading this humorous anecdote is "Did he wash his hands?"

 

[Deleted member 1486]

I thought this was going to be about the pissed up dingle who fell asleep in the toilet at halftime, woke up 7 hours later and had to be rescued by the fire service (as featured on Soccer Saturday yesterday).

Link.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Barnsley fan rescued from deserted stadium after falling asleep on toilet
• Firefighters arrive at Oakwell to find supporter on cabin roof
• ‘We had to get the ladder to get him down. He had no shoes on’

A Barnsley fan fell asleep on the toilet at half-time during the home defeat to Fleetwood on Saturday and woke up seven hours later to find the ground deserted.

The supporter managed to escape into the Oakwell concourse before setting off a security alarm. Firefighters arrived to find the man in his 20s standing on top of a temporary building calling for help.

A Barnsley fire station spokesperson told the Yorkshire Post: “We got the call through to attend Oakwell and usually its just a false alarm. But we turned up and saw this young lad trying to get our attention.

“We had to get the ladder to get him down. He had no shoes on and had lost his mobile phone and his hat. He was more bothered about his hat though, he seemed a smartly dressed lad.”

The fan blamed the incident on drinking too many beers but despite his remarkable stupor he didn’t miss much – Barnsley were down 1-0 at the break and that is how it stayed.

 

[LSF]

My overriding question whilst reading this humorous anecdote is "Did he wash his hands?"

Most definitely not

 

[Bladebri]

Most definitely not

My overriding question whilst reading this humorous anecdote is "Did he wash his hands?"

And that's the big question after another poor display and result, how may blades are ready to wash their hands?

 

[Ricky]

Surprised he didn't think his name is Atkinson.