Tickets for Boxing Day

[Bert]

Good. How many extra quid did Bert pay? And why does hello feel United couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery?

Sack the Board.

 

[Bert]

Not a hotspot for single malts, I guess?...

Bert overdosed on single males yesterday. He's just having a couple of snifters today.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Bert overdosed on single males yesterday. He's just having a couple of snifters today.

Sounds like what happened to George Michael.

 

[Pinchy]

Bert overdosed on single males yesterday. He's just having a couple of snifters today.

Bert, I know Christmas is a time for baring your soul and I admire your courage, but is this the right forum...

 

[Bert]

Sounds like what happened to George Michael.

Bert will be having a minutes applause this afternoon in the gents bogs in memory of George.

 

[Bert]

Bert, I know Christmas is a time for baring your soul and I admire your courage, but is this the right forum...

Bert has the perennial problem of big hands and a small phone.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Bert, I know Christmas is a time for baring your soul and I admire your courage, but is this the right forum...

That's what I was alluding to with my witty and topical comment. I'm wasted on here.

 

[Bert]

Bert, I know Christmas is a time for baring your soul and I admire your courage, but is this the right forum...

It would be cheaper having a few males compared to some of the malts Bert was drinking yesterday.

 

[Pinchy]

That's what I was alluding to with my witty and topical comment. I'm wasted on here.

So am I mate. "Don't it always seem to go..."

 

[Pinchy]

Bert will be having a minutes applause this afternoon in the gents bogs in memory of George.

In a different corner?...

 

[United Aren't Back.]

What utter drivel. Another ludicrous jibe at the club you risibly pretend to support.

Your opinion means nothing to.me. Stop commenting on my posts....Bassett's lurking enemy. How did you cope 1988 to 1994?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Sack the Board.

Bert getting uppity. Didnt think Bert had it in him.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Bert will be having a minutes applause this afternoon in the gents bogs in memory of George.

Surely, "transgender bogs" ?, Ed.

Note: ask Bert if he's made any progress on this. Lack of appropriate facilities seemed to be causing him considerable stress, back in the summer.

 

[Pinchy]

Your opinion means nothing to.me. Stop commenting on my posts....Bassett's lurking enemy. How did you cope 1988 to 1994?

I'll comment on whatever I please, thanks. I'll also support my club, unlike you. What you said was utter fucking nonsense, there for no other reason than to knock United.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Shame away end was empty, plenty of Blades today without tickets. Poor planning by the club.

 

[Bert]

Surely, "transgender bogs" ?, Ed.

Note: ask Bert if he's made any progress on this. Lack of appropriate facilities seemed to be causing him considerable stress, back in the summer.

It's a disgrace. Any Unitedite who wants to cut his todger off and start wearing a dress is going to be buggered at half time if they can't hold it.

 

[Bert]

Shame away end was empty, plenty of Blades today without tickets. Poor planning by the club.

Any Unitedite who wanted to get in could have bought a ticket on the day.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Any Unitedite who wanted to get in could have bought a ticket on the day.

I would like to know how many home tickets weren't sold today, maybe BS but heard plenty in the ale house after saying they couldn't get a ticket. Not seen the KOP like that since the Prem days.

 

[BigBed]

So who won!?
What was the overall figure they "estimated" was there!?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I'll comment on whatever I please, thanks. I'll also support my club, unlike you. What you said was utter fucking nonsense, there for no other reason than to knock United.

Look at Flawed's thread on the seating fiasco today .

 

[Pinchy]

Look at Flawed's thread on the seating fiasco today .

No thanks. I'm having a few drinks and reflecting on the really good football I've seen at The Lane this season. How are your team playing?