This is how I see

[Roberto]

These season I do not come at many games, and so I listen for the life reports in my radio.
Of course, this makes for me a large pleasure, particular be course now we make a lot of goals.
I think is exiting times to have a head, no?

For many year, is the same people say. ‘Why we are down here? Is bonky madness. No is fair'
Please do not think I try to adjust your mind. No no my friend, I agree for you.
I too have to forget these bad season.

The season start too poor, but afterward the first four game, Chris Wild gels the team and so they play very nice.
For something more, we have now much strong midfield with also a good scorer Bill Sharpy. He might become 30 for this year.
Also, Simon Moore. He is pretty goalkeeper.
So for these seasons now I am relaxing, but some supporter say this 'I will feel it when I see it' or ‘I won't count my chickens before my eggs’
Lay back, is no problem. We will take promotion.

But remains for me this confusion.
Why we can not maintain empty goals?
Almost is a fact for the opposition will score to us.
So next year is important to spend some more defenders.
If Chris Wild will do, I think is OK.

 

[I should coco]

Do you have a Siberian hamster as a pet?

The 'bonky madness', 'Billy Sharpy' and 'life reports' all seem a bit dodgy. Sorry mate but something not quite ringing true here.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Now is for time we pray good is outcome for to have 3 points of Swindon.

 

[Bladebri]

Simon Moore pretty
I will feel it when I see it
Lay back

Where is this leading

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Like a postman with tourette's, Roberto fucking delivers

 

[I should coco]

Roberto, your English seems to have taken a bit of a dive me old chum.

Just 6 months ago it was much better with no silly 'Hello Hello' type gaffes:

Personally I'd love to hear the whole ground bellowing 'Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp' at the start of the game.
We can show solidarity and make him feel loved without needing to be too specific.
Still brings tears to my eyes now thinking about the gut-wrenching look of passion for his son on his face when he revealed that T shirt.

Hmmmmmmmm

 

[SUFC Guy]

Posted it before but....

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Roberto, your English seems to have taken a bit of a dive me old chum.

Just 6 months ago it was much better with no silly 'Hello Hello' type gaffes:



Hmmmmmmmm

Very true. He's either one of the following 3

1. A Blade on the windup
2. A Pig on the windup
3. For real (unlikely)

I still enjoy the posts even if it is number 2 on the list !

 

[Willie Carlin]

It's a case of Pignore!!

 

[The_Green_Man]

The brain switched off for the title alone. Not matter how much you are trying to portray your understanding of the english language as more than adequate, you would still make the title simple and obvious so that others instantly grasp what you are wanting to discuss.......Memory lapse and brain switches off and you begin to type in your native English, before reminding yourself "Shit, i'm meant to be an Italian bloke here"....so you just cut the sentence short as opposed to rephrasing to an obvious but self explanatory title such as "my opinion" as opposed to construction a sentence of several English words......and then cutting it short as a guise.

And then as you go on you just see way too many inconsistencies in the way the sentences are structured. I think Roberto has been watching a bit too much Gino Di Campo on Celebrity Juice or something? Trying way too hard to write things in a way that would represent him being Italian, switching too many words around and writing it as if Gino was saying it.

One main clue however is in the deliberate spelling mistakes of things that when translated, wouldn't be spelt incorrectly on translation......For example, a name is a name regardless of country! You don't translate it, you write it as seen it is Chinese tom foolery language....

Maybe Roberto should just come clean after all he wasn't rumbled today, he was rumbled some time ago and well quite frankly "Gino Wannabee"......It's a forum and no doubt Foxy and Linz can do due diligence on you and work out with your IP's and sort that your real name is "Robert the Wadsley Bridge Fowl" and you live on Fox Hill Lane or summat!

Effort though.....Might have worked on a run of the mill forum. Sharp bunch on here tha knows.....

 

[The_Green_Man]

Of course the most worrying consideration is as to what sort of person you actually are?........IF indeed one is assuming a fake identity / persona in order to attract attention from a group of strangers without any legitimate reason other than self satisfaction, what does that suggest?.....

If one was doing so for entertainment value eg a blog in which he shows the world how he managed to "pull the wool over the eyes" of opposition supporters, then maybe it would have some value and be it very little and quite immature....However for personal satisfaction and attention?

Again "IF" one is assuming such a guise for self satisfaction, it would suggest quite an insecure and lonely person who desperately seeks appreciation. Maybe one who also has insecurities as to whether he actually feels part of the club that they actually support?.....Or maybe such actions have materialised as a result of an incident in which he hasn't seen eye to eye with fellow grunt monsters and he feels like they have belittled him or under appreciate him to the extent that he feels that he needs to go and flirt with the enemy in order to feel both wanted and to get revenge on his own?.....Could bullying drive one to such extreme split personalities and measures??

I find all of the above quite disturbing IF a part / more than one part are actually correct....And swill monster or not I would be quite sympathetic with you.

 

[I should coco]

Sharp bunch on here tha knows.....

Sharpe bunch?

Well we do have Sean Bean and we are the 'chosen men'.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

The brain switched off for the title alone. Not matter how much you are trying to portray your understanding of the english language as more than adequate, you would still make the title simple and obvious so that others instantly grasp what you are wanting to discuss.......Memory lapse and brain switches off and you begin to type in your native English, before reminding yourself "Shit, i'm meant to be an Italian bloke here"....so you just cut the sentence short as opposed to rephrasing to an obvious but self explanatory title such as "my opinion" as opposed to construction a sentence of several English words......and then cutting it short as a guise.

And then as you go on you just see way too many inconsistencies in the way the sentences are structured. I think Roberto has been watching a bit too much Gino Di Campo on Celebrity Juice or something? Trying way too hard to write things in a way that would represent him being Italian, switching too many words around and writing it as if Gino was saying it.

One main clue however is in the deliberate spelling mistakes of things that when translated, wouldn't be spelt incorrectly on translation......For example, a name is a name regardless of country! You don't translate it, you write it as seen it is Chinese tom foolery language....

Maybe Roberto should just come clean after all he wasn't rumbled today, he was rumbled some time ago and well quite frankly "Gino Wannabee"......It's a forum and no doubt Foxy and Linz can do due diligence on you and work out with your IP's and sort that your real name is "Robert the Wadsley Bridge Fowl" and you live on Fox Hill Lane or summat!

Effort though.....Might have worked on a run of the mill forum. Sharp bunch on here tha knows.....

Maybe he is Gino D'Acampo and he is indeed a secret Blade seeing as Gino is from Sheffield!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gino_D'Acampo
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/celebrity-juice-gino-dacampo-legally-5491478
http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/448524/is-gino-dacampo-really-italian

 

[fatpat]

Feck me. The one truly funny poster on here and the fun police are all over it. For God sake its funny nowt else, get a grip you sad gets

 

[Pierre's PC]

I prefer a certain other comedy posters contribution.

Feck me. The one truly funny poster on here and the fun police are all over it. For God sake its funny nowt else, get a grip you sad gets

Wait someone doesn't like what you like? Must tell them they are wrong then because it's the interwebz...

 

[Nade]

The brain switched off for the title alone. Not matter how much you are trying to portray your understanding of the english language as more than adequate, you would still make the title simple and obvious so that others instantly grasp what you are wanting to discuss.......Memory lapse and brain switches off and you begin to type in your native English, before reminding yourself "Shit, i'm meant to be an Italian bloke here"....so you just cut the sentence short as opposed to rephrasing to an obvious but self explanatory title such as "my opinion" as opposed to construction a sentence of several English words......and then cutting it short as a guise.

And then as you go on you just see way too many inconsistencies in the way the sentences are structured. I think Roberto has been watching a bit too much Gino Di Campo on Celebrity Juice or something? Trying way too hard to write things in a way that would represent him being Italian, switching too many words around and writing it as if Gino was saying it.

One main clue however is in the deliberate spelling mistakes of things that when translated, wouldn't be spelt incorrectly on translation......For example, a name is a name regardless of country! You don't translate it, you write it as seen it is Chinese tom foolery language....

Maybe Roberto should just come clean after all he wasn't rumbled today, he was rumbled some time ago and well quite frankly "Gino Wannabee"......It's a forum and no doubt Foxy and Linz can do due diligence on you and work out with your IP's and sort that your real name is "Robert the Wadsley Bridge Fowl" and you live on Fox Hill Lane or summat!

Effort though.....Might have worked on a run of the mill forum. Sharp bunch on here tha knows.....

Of course the most worrying consideration is as to what sort of person you actually are?........IF indeed one is assuming a fake identity / persona in order to attract attention from a group of strangers without any legitimate reason other than self satisfaction, what does that suggest?.....

If one was doing so for entertainment value eg a blog in which he shows the world how he managed to "pull the wool over the eyes" of opposition supporters, then maybe it would have some value and be it very little and quite immature....However for personal satisfaction and attention?

Again "IF" one is assuming such a guise for self satisfaction, it would suggest quite an insecure and lonely person who desperately seeks appreciation. Maybe one who also has insecurities as to whether he actually feels part of the club that they actually support?.....Or maybe such actions have materialised as a result of an incident in which he hasn't seen eye to eye with fellow grunt monsters and he feels like they have belittled him or under appreciate him to the extent that he feels that he needs to go and flirt with the enemy in order to feel both wanted and to get revenge on his own?.....Could bullying drive one to such extreme split personalities and measures??

I find all of the above quite disturbing IF a part / more than one part are actually correct....And swill monster or not I would be quite sympathetic with you.

Do you enjoy your life?

 

[Pierre's PC]

Do you enjoy your life?

Did you enjoy your steakbake

 

[Nade]

I didn't have one today I had four sausage rolls instead

 

[fatpat]

I prefer a certain other comedy posters contribution.



Wait someone doesn't like what you like? Must tell them they are wrong then because it's the interwebz...

I take it you can see the irony of your post. Why someone writes two extremely long posts questioning motivation etc "what sort of person are you" is beyond me and if it discourages Roberto from posting then well yeah I will have a say. Ps this is a forum where people put their views forward, as have you.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I take it you can see the irony of your post. Why someone writes two extremely long posts questioning motivation etc "what sort of person are you" is beyond me and if it discourages Roberto from posting then well yeah I will have a say. Ps this is a forum where people put their views forward, as have you.

Hear, hear.

I can only assume that some people don't realise that Roberto has been around for a long.

He's good fun - just enjoy it without trying to analyse it or condemn it for Heaven's sake.

 

[RealMcCoy]

These season I do not come at many games, and so I listen for the life reports in my radio.
Of course, this makes for me a large pleasure, particular be course now we make a lot of goals.
I think is exiting times to have a head, no?

For many year, is the same people say. ‘Why we are down here? Is bonky madness. No is fair'
Please do not think I try to adjust your mind. No no my friend, I agree for you.
I too have to forget these bad season.

The season start too poor, but afterward the first four game, Chris Wild gels the team and so they play very nice.
For something more, we have now much strong midfield with also a good scorer Bill Sharpy. He might become 30 for this year.
Also, Simon Moore. He is pretty goalkeeper.
So for these seasons now I am relaxing, but some supporter say this 'I will feel it when I see it' or ‘I won't count my chickens before my eggs’
Lay back, is no problem. We will take promotion.

But remains for me this confusion.
Why we can not maintain empty goals?
Almost is a fact for the opposition will score to us.
So next year is important to spend some more defenders.
If Chris Wild will do, I think is OK.

Inspired! Magnificent!

 

[The_Green_Man]

Do you enjoy your life?

I love life

 

[Pierre's PC]

I take it you can see the irony of your post. Why someone writes two extremely long posts questioning motivation etc "what sort of person are you" is beyond me and if it discourages Roberto from posting then well yeah I will have a say. Ps this is a forum where people put their views forward, as have you.

Forum police wannabe? There's someone else you may want to join forces with to ensure only "good posters" get to type their shit.

For what it's worth I think this OP far from being "the one truly funny" post is actually crap that you'd see on an Xbox forum, and that's from someone who has had the quality of posts questioned previously.

Takes allsorts though eh?

 

[Pierre's PC]

I didn't have one today I had four sausage rolls instead

You absolute fucking beast!!!

Have a like

 

[LenTednTony]

Well I look forward to the bonkymadness of Roberto. In my opinion it's amusing, light hearted and harmless. If you don't like you're not compelled to read it and the space it takes up does not deprive others of the possibility of posting their thoughts.

 

[fatpat]

Forum police wannabe? There's someone else you may want to join forces with to ensure only "good posters" get to type their shit.

For what it's worth I think this OP far from being "the one truly funny" post is actually crap that you'd see on an Xbox forum, and that's from someone who has had the quality of posts questioned previously.

Takes allsorts though eh?

Sorry I truly don't understand your point. My point was to stop people belittling Robertson's and somehow you turned that into me wanting to police the forum? Anyway I won't go on other than to say brilliant Roberto, don't stop

 

[RealMcCoy]

Sorry I truly don't understand your point. My point was to stop people belittling Robertson's and somehow you turned that into me wanting to police the forum? Anyway I won't go on other than to say brilliant Roberto, don't stop

Brillianto!
Stupendo!

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

It is indeed exciting times to have a head for us blades ...

 

[blade too long]

bono estente
mucho goodero postage ouverto
like it when Roberto comes in my ears
posting validatario muchismo , senso mucho common is Roberto
No zero defensive capacidad ,causio mucho concerno. but no panico massivamente
Billy fill opponientes netto mucho mas , in todos juegos

viva fat lad , viva knillo

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

bono estente
mucho goodero postage ouverto
like it when Roberto comes in my ears
posting validatario muchismo , senso mucho common is Roberto
No zero defensive capacidad ,causio mucho concerno. but no panico massivamente
Billy fill opponientes netto mucho mas , in todos juegos

viva fat lad , viva knillo

First post we've all understood BTL

 

[wholelottarosie]

welcome back roberto utb.