shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
Having been a member of this forum for a while, and a Blade for a hell of lot longer, it's obvious that there are some indisputable facts about our team.
Blackwell is clueless. Blackwell is a genius. Blackwell is doing the best considering who we've sold.
Monty is crap, he couldn't trap a dead bear. Monty is great, he's like Zidane but more horsey-looking. Monty could well be the new McCall/Speed.
Henderson is the worst target man in the world, ever. Henderson brings other players into the game far better than Beattie did. Henderson is, and isn't, worth his wages/a bag of washers/a piss in the dark.
We have too many loan players who need to go back now. Our loan players will be great, and they all want to stay, except Kyle Walker.
Our wingers are shit. Our wingers are great.
Jamie ward was a waste of money, this "one for the future" rubbish doesn't fool me. Jamie Ward is great, I want to marry/adopt/shag him.
Cotts is our best player by far. Cotts is a nesh lightweight who couldn't tackle a cheap buffet.
Paddy is a thick twat. Paddy is a thick twat.
Killa is staying, but very poorly. Killa is off to Newcastle/Villa/Panathanaikos.
Our overseas clubs are a waste of money. Our overseas clubs could well be the making of us. Chengwho?
McCabe is only in it for the money. McCabe is in it for the love of it.
So which is correct? If you read this forum, and listen to chat in pubs, everything is right, and everything is wrong.
Except the Paddy one.
Blackwell is clueless. Blackwell is a genius. Blackwell is doing the best considering who we've sold.
Monty is crap, he couldn't trap a dead bear. Monty is great, he's like Zidane but more horsey-looking. Monty could well be the new McCall/Speed.
Henderson is the worst target man in the world, ever. Henderson brings other players into the game far better than Beattie did. Henderson is, and isn't, worth his wages/a bag of washers/a piss in the dark.
We have too many loan players who need to go back now. Our loan players will be great, and they all want to stay, except Kyle Walker.
Our wingers are shit. Our wingers are great.
Jamie ward was a waste of money, this "one for the future" rubbish doesn't fool me. Jamie Ward is great, I want to marry/adopt/shag him.
Cotts is our best player by far. Cotts is a nesh lightweight who couldn't tackle a cheap buffet.
Paddy is a thick twat. Paddy is a thick twat.
Killa is staying, but very poorly. Killa is off to Newcastle/Villa/Panathanaikos.
Our overseas clubs are a waste of money. Our overseas clubs could well be the making of us. Chengwho?
McCabe is only in it for the money. McCabe is in it for the love of it.
So which is correct? If you read this forum, and listen to chat in pubs, everything is right, and everything is wrong.
Except the Paddy one.
