Things we can hope to see this weekend...

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Is VAR being run by Stockley Park with all the Premier League stuff? Or is it being run from a van in the carpark?
 
As we know, all FA Cup matches are kicking off one minute past the hour, to talk about mental health*.

*Please note, the game at Brighton will start at 10 past, Sheffield Wednesday supporters are advised to get there early. 😉
 
The in studio pundits at the live game. There is always a standard guest (Alan Shearer for example) and then they pull out some bloke that has a tenuous link to both clubs.

For example, the Sunday night game will have a bloke that made 12 appearances for West Ham in the 80s and jogged past the priestfield stadium a few weeks ago during the Kent 10k.
 



Snow being cleared so games can go ahead.

All this before global warming, oh how I miss the days of shivering ones bollocks off...........
 
Blades related:
  • The lesser spotted Kean Bryan (outside his natural habitat - promotion celebrations)
  • An empty Kop
  • Half forgotten faces that produce nostalgia for past glories - K Freeman/R Stearman
  • A "bad egg" or two...Ravel/Rodwell
  • A five minute youtube montage of Ravel's every touch in the game used to support the theory that he is indeed a footballing genius.
  • A split in said video's comment section between those who support the theory and those of the opinion he is abysmal/possesses a piss poor attitude/a waste of exceptional talent/unfounded accusations about his personal life with no evidence to support them
  • The pink seats in the Pukka Pies corner
  • A good proportion of Fylde in the Bramall Lane end (tucking into their packed lunches and secretly wishing they'd drawn a more glamorous established Prem Lge Team such as Southampton or Brighton)
  • A forum in meltdown if we do anything less than put nine past lowly Fylde and tiki-taka them off the park (particularly after disappointing losses to tin-pot Liverpool and Man City)
  • Assertions that our squad is NGE
  • Verrips...and our subsequent expulsion from the competition after a good run to the semi-finals for fielding an ineligible player. We have to pay extortionate compensation to every team we've beaten in the cup run, are crippled financially and relegated to League 2 never to be seen again. Wilder leaves for Bayern Munich and Alan Knill jumps off St Mary's church tower in despair, accidentally landing in Bury's manager chair again. The much criticised Blades' squad-players have to step up to the starting 11 and get turned over 5-0 by Knill's resurgent Bury.

Non-Blades related:
  • Stupid kick-off times
  • References to the magic of the cup
  • That Clem dude being all cheesy whilst showing us around Rochdale's changing rooms (that resemble a condemned community centre)
  • Grainy footage of that Sunderland manager running about at Wembley in his flasher's coat
  • 80s footage of Laurie Sanchez in tight shorts and the cup lid on Dave Beasant's perm.
  • Patronising and condascending attitudes towards plucky lower-league sides.
  • Televised games of uninspiring all-Premier League ties
  • Managers criticised for not respecting the cup and playing their strongest 11s
  • Players who also have jobs like postmen/electricians/courier drivers etc.
  • Players who have more famous players as relatives
  • A fan up a tree/on a grass bank/hanging out of an upper level flat
  • Pitch side burger vans
  • Actual muddy goal-mouths
  • The Magic of the FA Cup

Any more??

Perfectly good goals being ruled out for offside by VAR and farcical goals being given at other grounds due to lack of VAR
 
Perfectly good goals being ruled out for offside by VAR and farcical goals being given at other grounds due to lack of VAR
In the interests of consistency, which would you prefer?
 
A rethink of the offside law maybe ?!
I agree. Keep VAR and rethink the way it’s implemented, taking into consideration the margins for error present in the technology used (lets stop pretending that it’s accurate to the nearest millimetre when it clearly isn’t)
 



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