Things that have happened since Porter last scored a goal

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Russell Brand has (probably) had sexual intercourse with approximately 500 women.

 

[dingledog]

I haven't had sex with 500 women. But I did get screwed by a teams performance in the second half at Rotherham.

 

[brownie4583]

Prince Abdullah's bank account has accumulated another £4.7 million in interest!

 

[UnitedBlade]

I bet you he leads our Offside stats though - such anticipation, he loves a good offside.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

I bet Miller has scored more goals in the last 2 seasons. And he's only played about 10 matches for us.

 

[Foxy]

I bet Miller has scored more goals in the last 2 seasons. And he's only played about 10 matches for us.

If you compare both players' 2012/2013 & 2011/2012, he scored 1 more.

 

[Torrix1889]

I bet Miller has scored more goals in the last 2 seasons. And he's only played about 10 matches for us.

Blades stats for both;

Porter - 59 Apps 8 goals. A goal every 7.4 games.
Miller - 15 Apps 4 goals. A goal every 3.7 games.

Miller is twice as good as Porter....!

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

He scores in his dreams.
He scores in his dreaaaaaams.
He's deadly Chris Porter.
He scores in his dreams.

He shoots.
He scores.
Then wakes up when he snores.
Chris Porterrrrr.
Chris Porterrrrr.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

That makes Miller as good as Alan Young!

 

[Grecian2000]

Alan Young!

You certainly know how to ruin someones day don't you SEB.

I see your AY and raise you an Ashley and a Duggie.

 

[SwissBlade]

Russell Brand has (probably) had sexual intercourse with approximately 500 women.

That's funny.

 

[Kenilworth]

Methuselah has been reincarnated a couple of times

 

[Kev Gee]

Syria will probably we wiped off the map by the time Porter scores.

 

[judge]

I was at tranmere when he scored for shrewsbury ,I think he Is a decent striker at this level give him service and he will score
Ill tell you what hasnt happened in the intervening period , we haven't signed anyone better

 

[alcoblade]

Take a piece of coal and shove it up your crack. By the time Porter scores, you will be a Gerzillionaire, if you sell the resulting diamond.

UTB

 

[super_pig]

Syria will probably we wiped off the map by the time Porter scores.

we'll have been to Mars and back by the time...

 

[Gavlar]

I keep hearing that he can score goals at this level but am not convinced. then again whoever plays upfront for us will struggle to score in our current formation

 

[Damski]

Chris "nod one in from 6 yards every 15 games" Porter

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Chris "nod one in from 6 yards every 15 games" Porter

That's the spirit, keep a bit of optimism!

 

[GRENO]

I've been born, gone through school, started a career, got married and raised a family watched
them grow and leave home and now I am retired, and I'm still bloody waiting Porter.

Well you get my gist.

 

[stannyblade]

And yet he is still our best option at the moment

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

The last time our Christopher stuck one in, Maggie's body was still lukewarm.

 

[metalblade]

More chance of seeing Halley's comet make an appearance again than Porter making the net bulge.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

The ascent of man.
The descent of man will occur before his next goal.

 

[Grecian2000]

He's become the latest player for the connoisseur.

His skills can't be judged merely on goals scored or other things the normal eye can detect but the little vagries of the game that the only those with vast intellect can pick up on and the usual morons in the crowd have no knowledge of. In days gone by these would be referred to as "a players player", or a "first on the team sheet" if the manager really had to justify his decision to continually pick him against any solid evidence of footballing prowess.

Having said all that, he'd still be my choice over Taylor at the moment.

 

[stannyblade]

Instead of slagging Porter what about those that are supposed to create the chances for him which is just not happening. Or McMahon,Collins,Maguire and Hill (or whoever is at left back) for conceeding so many goals per game.

 

[mattbianco1]

I'm pretty sure the game went downhill when Porter left the field on Saturday.

 

[SotonBlade]

Chris Porter is slowly eclipsing Michael Doyle as the new Monty

 

[Flakey]

The last time our Christopher stuck one in, Maggie's body was still lukewarm.

Are you saying he had sex with Maggie........................eeuurrggggggggh

 

[georgebernardshaw]

He's become the latest player for the connoisseur.

His skills can't be judged merely on goals scored or other things the normal eye can detect but the little vagries of the game that the only those with vast intellect can pick up on and the usual morons in the crowd have no knowledge of. In days gone by these would be referred to as "a players player", or a "first on the team sheet" if the manager really had to justify his decision to continually pick him against any solid evidence of footballing prowess.

Having said all that, he'd still be my choice over Taylor at the moment.

I like him, just as I liked Monty - people may say they're crap, but they're our crap