Things More Sensible Than Watching The Blades

[mattbianco1]

I'm starting a list of things that would be more sensible and less stress on the heart.

There's 11 games left this season, so looking for something to do instead of watching each game.

So far i've got:

1. Skydiving without a parachute
2. Entering a volcano
3. Fighting a tiger/lion

Any more?

 

[ben1987]

Sticking one’s head in the microwave

 

[knowsnowt]

Bell end and balls in the back wheel of a running power bike.

 

[brownblade]

I'm starting a list of things that would be more sensible and less stress on the heart.

There's 11 games left this season, so looking for something to do instead of watching each game.

So far i've got:

1. Skydiving without a parachute
2. Entering a volcano
3. Fighting a tiger/lion

Any more?

I'm focusing on local non-league team.

But mostly that knife between the fingers thing. I'm buying a bigger knife every weekend.

 

[Richeee]

Getting a quote for car insurance...no wait

 

[Berkshire Blade]

This fellas attempt to get to Scotland with his dog

 

[GodricBlade]

For the last 5 weeks I’ve been suffering with vertigo.

It is horrible - nothing seems to stand still. I’ve felt anxious, frightened & vulnerable. Almost paralysed with the dread of wondering when the next attack will come knowing it won’t be long. And it won’t be.
Wave after wave of disorientation, worry & panic about the consequences just wishing it would stop - just for a few minutes.

Anyway, enough about watching Utd lately, vertigo’s not much fun either but at least it’s kept me at home for the last 3 games where I can turn the telly off & do some online supermarket shopping instead.
Make that choice.
Choose Ocado!

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Wiping my arse with a broken bottle.

 

[scouseblade]

I'm starting a list of things that would be more sensible and less stress on the heart.

There's 11 games left this season, so looking for something to do instead of watching each game.

So far i've got:

1. Skydiving without a parachute
2. Entering a volcano
3. Fighting a tiger/lion

Any more?

Running head first into a pike? The fish not the wooden weapon

 

[Brian Deane]

Wiping my arse with a broken bottle.

Lightweight, get some nettles rubbed in there, it'll make your eyes water just enough to not to watch the game, take one for the team

 

[Silent Blade]

Playing chess matches on lichess, it is free and fun!

 

[derbysufc]

Watching non - league football .
Affordable , players actually giving a fuck and not ripped off food and drink wise.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Almost anything.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I'm starting a list of things that would be more sensible and less stress on the heart.

There's 11 games left this season, so looking for something to do instead of watching each game.

So far i've got:

1. Skydiving without a parachute
2. Entering a volcano
3. Fighting a tiger/lion

Any more?

Sticking your bollocks in the snooker pockets during a Ronnie 147.

 

[Gaini Blade]

Getting naked, covering yourself in honey then calling a bear a fat hairy twat. Those bad boys can't half run fast I can tell you!

 

[reedy63]

Watching fucking paint dry.

 

[elgoog44]

Calling the Mrs by a different name during the struggle cuddle...