The Trenches

[raul]

Question goes out to all who "wouldn't want you in the trenches alongside me".

What makes you think you're an ideal Trenchmate that everyone would love to be alongside?

 

[knowsnowt]

Question goes out to all who "wouldn't want you in the trenches alongside me".

What makes you think you're an ideal Trenchmate that everyone would love to be alongside?

In an actual war scenario?
If so you wouldn't want me as I'd do daft shit like throwing your helmet into no man's land.

 

[Stretch]

My farts smell like fine single malt whisky.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I'd buy a nice trench coat to improve the sartorial aspect. I wouldn't want to get it muddy though.

 

[corner_flag]

I'd take George Baldock, current holder of the award for the angriest man in football.

 

[sitwell]

Question goes out to all who "wouldn't want you in the trenches alongside me".

What makes you think you're an ideal Trenchmate that everyone would love to be alongside?

Cos

 

[Davalon]

Trenchmates were just cannon fodder.

We're currently just relegation fodder.

No drowning in mud, just in mediocrity at present.

Any truth in the rumour the loyalty point system has been temporarily changed during this period of no match attendance? I've heard it's 50 points every time you tell a Wilder critic to fuck off, 100 for WWII analogies intimating critics have effectively gone AWOL, and a whopping 250 for claiming you still have full faith and those who haven't don't remember the bad times.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Question goes out to all who "wouldn't want you in the trenches alongside me".

What makes you think you're an ideal Trenchmate that everyone would love to be alongside?

As a Guardian reader, I'm surprised the analogy has been made in the first place

 

[Snake]

You would want me in the trenches beside you cos I am very flexible and could teach you how to kiss your arse goodbye.

 

[BushBlade]

Last week I was chatting to my mate about how, in the last days of Nazi Germany, they were calling up kids and old men and I said ‘imagine us getting called up’. He just laughed and said ‘you’d just get shot’. True, I’d be fucking useless so I’m probably the last person you’d want in a trench. I did used to be quite good at digging them though.

 

[S40BLADE]

Fuck War and Fuck Imperialism

 

[georgebernardshaw]

As a Guardian reader, I'm surprised the analogy has been made in the first place

Well, that explains a lot....

 

[Davalon]

Fuck War and Fuck Imperialism

Fuck people needlessly over reacting to light hearted posts

 

[S40BLADE]

Fuck people needlessly over reacting to light hearted posts

I've been figured I have been left... humiliated...

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Several people outing themselves as the very worst of trenchmates on the Shoutbox today.

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Several people outing themselves as the very worst of trenchmates on the Shoutbox today.

Not often I agree with you but this is spot on. If we were in the trenches I might have fragged a few.