the star today

[BritishSteel]

My mum buys a copy of the printed version everyday and apparently it has now gone up to 80 p. If it gets any higher they maybe should consider just going round to hers and shouting the stories at her to save some money on a print run.

 

[Sean Thornton]

My mum buys a copy of the printed version everyday and apparently it has now gone up to 80 p. If it gets any higher they maybe should consider just going round to hers and shouting the stories at her to save some money on a print run.

Oi, Mrs Britishsteel. Somethings happened at Shiregreen. Don’t know what. More later.
Kerb unmowed at Ranmoor. Posh people upset. Earn £500pw working for only ten hours from home. Le Sange et dans L’abre. Fridge for sale £50 must collect.

 

[BritishSteel]

Oi, Mrs Britishsteel. Somethings happened at Shiregreen. Don’t know what. More later.
Kerb unmowed at Ranmoor. Posh people upset. Earn £500pw working for only ten hours from home. Le Sange et dans L’abre. Fridge for sale £50 must collect.

She would absolutely love it. Being a nosey old biddy and a world class gossip she probably knows more than they do about whatever has gone off anyway. Maybe they should get her to " fact check " some of the bollocks they print.

 

[Sean Thornton]

She would absolutely love it. Being a nosey old biddy and a world class gossip she probably knows more than they do about whatever has gone off anyway. Maybe they should get her to " fact check " some of the bollocks they print.

Then Danny04 can argue with her on the doorstep......

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Then Danny04 can argue with her on the doorstep......

I can get on board with this notion of Danny04 stood arguing with OAPs in the high street, dispairing at their insistance of how the story actually went.

8/10, would watch.

 

[BritishSteel]

Then Danny04 can argue with her on the doorstep......

I would have suggested in my original post that he comes round and reads it to her but I thought I would spare him that particular pleasure.

He has enough shit to deal with on here from people without having a dragon screaming in his face.

 

[BritishSteel]

I can get on board with this notion of Danny04 stood arguing with OAPs in the high street, dispairing at their insistance of how the story actually went.

8/10, would watch.

Just had a vision of Danny04 sat in one of the old Star street vendors cubicles near Boots on Fargate with a big line of old men and women waiting patiently in line like a post office queue. Danny just sits in his seat listening to the never ending stream of meandering stories from old men and women that never seem to actually make a point or sense. Occasionally he manages to have a sneaky look out of the side of his eye at the "spice heads" collapsed on York Street. Under his breath so as not to offend the biddies he mutters " Lucky fuckers ".

 

[Sean Thornton]

Just had a vision of Danny04 sat in one of the old Star street vendors cubicles near Boots on Fargate with a big line of old men and women waiting patiently in line like a post office queue. Danny just sits in his seat listening to the never ending stream of meandering stories from old men and women that never seem to actually make a point or sense. Occasionally he manages to have a sneaky look out of the side of his eye at the "spice heads" collapsed on York Street. Under his breath so as not to offend the biddies he mutters " Lucky fuckers ".

Laynaatfynaaal!

 

[Bladethebrian]

Just had a vision of Danny04 sat in one of the old Star street vendors cubicles near Boots on Fargate with a big line of old men and women waiting patiently in line like a post office queue. Danny just sits in his seat listening to the never ending stream of meandering stories from old men and women that never seem to actually make a point or sense. Occasionally he manages to have a sneaky look out of the side of his eye at the "spice heads" collapsed on York Street. Under his breath so as not to offend the biddies he mutters " Lucky fuckers ".

... followed by a kidney punch or two.

 

[mancunianblade]

Lol who are these clowns View attachment 47497

Ok the caption and image is bad but what the fuck is that story.

Man could get run over by a bus but depends if man goes into work on his day off.

 

[BritishSteel]

Laynaatfynaaal!

Will be the final words from his lips as he finally eats the shotgun he procured from The Pitsmoor armed robber.

#callinginfavoursfromradiosheffield

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

This Danny meets OAPs feature has potential...

 

[Sean Thornton]

I would have suggested in my original post that he comes round and reads it to her but I thought I would spare him that particular pleasure.

He has enough shit to deal with on here from people without having a dragon screaming in his face.

Some old dear would make a telling comment about inaccuracy in an article and Danny would shout “ you pronounced incredulity wrongly so what you’ve said doesn’t have any validity whatsoever”.....

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Even the actual content of the 'article' (ignoring the obvious cock up) is complete bollocks too. Basically a footballer, who has been playing well recently, may or may not receive a bid from a premier league club depending on whether they have some money or not...

So they might get one, but they might not too. Proper reporting that!

 

[Sean Thornton]

This Danny meets OAPs feature has potential...

He’ll be sat in All Bar One now, glass of Bulls Blood in hand, looking forward to the New Year festivities then Nancy will Nick this thread for the Star Online and he’ll start smashing lot up.

 

[BritishSteel]

Some old dear would make a telling comment about inaccuracy in an article and Danny would shout “ you pronounced incredulity wrongly so what you’ve said doesn’t have any validity whatsoever”.....

To which she would reply

" He`s fuckin tapped him , speaking that queer talk , should be a law against it , wasn`t like that in my day. My Bill will have knocked him out if he were here , speaking to a woman like that. No respect these kids. Plus he`s ginger , didn`t even know they were allowed to speak. "

 

[bromtom]

She would absolutely love it. Being a nosey old biddy and a world class gossip she probably knows more than they do about whatever has gone off anyway. Maybe they should get her to " fact check " some of the bollocks they print.

Talking of nosey old biddies fact checking, remember that terrible bin lorry accident in Scotland (I think) a few years back? I asked my Nan what caused the driver to crash and she told me he'd been stabbed.

I didn't go to her for news after that really haha, although the fact that she once asked me if dolphins have legs means I probably shouldn't have in the first place haha

 

[flashinblade1889]

 

[Lane Ender]

The Star was once a major part of Sheffield culture
Its had its day,shame

 

[Sean Thornton]

Talking of nosey old biddies fact checking, remember that terrible bin lorry accident in Scotland (I think) a few years back? I asked my Nan what caused the driver to crash and she told me he'd been stabbed.

I didn't go to her for news after that really haha, although the fact that she once asked me if dolphins have legs means I probably shouldn't have in the first place haha

My mother came home one night while me and my Dad were halfway through watching an early episode of Columbo. After watching him question suspects for ten minutes she named him as the killer.......

 

[Brian Deane]

I didn't read the story. I only got as far as the picture and that on its own was enough

Ok the caption and image is bad but what the fuck is that story.

Man could get run over by a bus but depends if man goes into work on his day off.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I didn't read the story. I only got as far as the picture and that on its own was enough

I didn't read the story tbh. Only got as far as the picture and that was more than enough.

It’s Jimmy Two Times......

 

[Brian Deane]

It’s Jimmy Two Times......

Some of us may have started earlier than others Sean lol

 

[Bladesway]

Oi, Mrs Britishsteel. Somethings happened at Shiregreen. Don’t know what. More later.
Kerb unmowed at Ranmoor. Posh people upset. Earn £500pw working for only ten hours from home. Le Sange et dans L’abre. Fridge for sale £50 must collect.

Ooh borrowing from Eddie Izzard!

 

[Grappler]

It’s Jimmy Two Times......

I'll get the papers..........

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

This Danny meets OAPs feature has potential...

Just arrange a forum meeting and the criteria will have been met

 

[BritishSteel]

I didn't read the story. I only got as far as the picture and that on its own was enough

I have the same problem. Not much I wont crack one off to on the internet.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I have the same problem. Not much I wont crack one off to on the internet.

Do you email your mother with that keyboard?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ooh borrowing from Eddie Izzard!

I have no material of my own

 

[BritishSteel]

Do you email your mother with that keyboard?

LIke she would understand what the internet is .

I brave it out and and actually visit her. Have to wear a welders mask though otherwise her homophobia and casual racism would melt my face.