The defender we are signing on loan

[bricktop]

Who is he? Why is he not here?

 

[Jon Bon]

What year is this? Who is the president?

 

[Billyblade]

What you lot doing in my house? What am I doing in an aircraft carrier full of penguins?

 

[judge]

We are waiting till next season when we are in the championship
Going to steal a march on all the other championship clubs by totally focusing on next season a season too early

Pioneering stuff

 

[itsinyerblood]

It's what the forum was intended for, surreal questions that serve no purpose, which in itself serves a purpose.......any more?

 

[Trigger Blade]

Who is he? Why is he not here?

Well, it was supposed to be Anthony Gerrard, which set off a whole barrage of postings mainly along the lines of him not being good enough. Too slow, injury prone, unfit, bad attitude, you know the kind of thing. Now it looks as though it isn't him, so he can continue along his path towards becoming a world beater elsewhere.

Now it's supposed to be Paddy McCarthy and there's been a distinct lack of outrage in his direction. That is either because the usual suspects have learnt their lesson with Gerrard,and are keeping their powder dry until he' stood on the pitch at BDTBL holding a red and white striped shirt, not very likely in my view, or alternatively, because Paddy McCarthy might actually be quite good and they'll need to find something else to moan about.

 

[gavtheblade]

It's what the forum was intended for, surreal questions that serve no purpose, which in itself serves a purpose.......any more?

Is tripe a fish?:-D

 

[itsinyerblood]

Did Gladys Knight have Pips?

 

[Esablade]

42?

 

[Billyblade]

42?

What a stupid post.



That's an answer, not a question

 

[Esablade]

What a stupid post.



That's an answer, not a question

...I thought the answer was Ched?

 

[Jon Bon]

If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain, who put the cunt in Scunthorpe..?

 

[Bladesway]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it fall, did Sheffield United ever place a bid in the first place or is the Abacus broken.

 

[judge]

Well, it was supposed to be Anthony Gerrard, which set off a whole barrage of postings mainly along the lines of him not being good enough. Too slow, injury prone, unfit, bad attitude, you know the kind of thing. Now it looks as though it isn't him, so he can continue along his path towards becoming a world beater elsewhere.

Now it's supposed to be Paddy McCarthy and there's been a distinct lack of outrage in his direction. That is either because the usual suspects have learnt their lesson with Gerrard,and are keeping their powder dry until he' stood on the pitch at BDTBL holding a red and white striped shirt, not very likely in my view, or alternatively, because Paddy McCarthy might actually be quite good and they'll need to find something else to moan about.

Have a snickers ..

 

[sitwell]

Have a snickers ..

Its a marathon ,not a sprint.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain, who put the cunt in Scunthorpe..?

That would be John Cooper Clarke's former lady, as recorded in his poem, "Twat (A Love Story in Reverse)"

Like a Night Club in the morning, you're the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you're clean round the bend
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow's
Are lousy 'cause of you
You put the cunt in Scunthorpe
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You're certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag

You're like a dose of scabies
I've got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm

People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You've got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of them

You're bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death at a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat out smartie
You're no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive's face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race?

You went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outside

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You're heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apart

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me want to piss

What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you
But I can...
Twat

There are shorter and more pointed heckles, but bits of this have certainly run through my head at football over the years ...

 

[bladesadviser]

You can't beat a bit of John Cooper Clarke

 

[Jon Bon]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it fall, did Sheffield United ever place a bid in the first place or is the Abacus broken.

I always say to my missus "If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

 

[Rollerball]

I always say to my missus "If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

Yes of course, sorry Jon but that has got to be the stupidest question in this thread (and that takes a special kinda stupid question )
What is 6 x 7?
What is 84 decided by 2?
Etc etc
Of course the answer is.........here's Paddy.

 

[Sirius]

Is tripe a fish?:-D

Yes a blue ands white striped one.