The Chin Up Club

[JohnDenver]

No, not a thread on how everything isn't that bad. It is that bad.

Therefore I want suggestions on what to do tonight to cheer up in spite of the Blades' epic levels of shitness.

Any advances on curry and a bottle of plonk?

 

[raul]

Thanks for the offer John, but I think we should just stay as friends.

 

[beechblade]

Get wasted.

 

[travellingblade]

"Baby sitting" our 10 & 11 year old grandsons at their place so no chance of a drink tonight.

At least wednesday didn't beat 9 man MK Dons.

 

[WhiteHawk]

I've just remembered, I can't drink whilst I'm on these tablets the doctor has given me. Fuckin hell tonight is going to be depressing.

 

[Worksop II]

Any advances on curry and a bottle of plonk?

Go Vinda and 2 Bottles ......

 

[Crazyblade]

Bottle of wine in the fridge, incoming curry, and watch the Manc shite at 5.30pm. God, I know how to live it up, don't I??

And trying desperately not to think of our downfall...

 

[alcoblade]

I'm going to get drunk.

I wonder how Dunc's gonna react after surely giving up on Automatic promotion today....

UTB

 

[Bladesman]

35 days til the F1 starts.

England may win the 6 Nations.

Although tonight im going to stuff myself full of Pizza and Alchohol.

 

[GlosBlade]

some wine and a pizza...not sure its going to help much !

 

[dingledog]

Curry and beer tonight, take your own so a chaep as chips night!!!

 

[Bladesman]

This this thread should be titled the double chin club with the amount of junk food that will be consumed to cheer us up.

 

[Zlatan]

Any advances on curry and a bottle of plonk?

Needle in the arm.

 

[SwissBlade]

Ryan Giggs "inspired by Yoga" for me....

 

[bricktop]

I'm gonna my mates for a FIFA night, and gonna fucking drink until ale comes out of my eyes, ear and nostrils.

There is a time and place for heavy alcohol consumption, and this is fucking it!

 

[Worksop II]

and gonna fucking drink until ale comes out of my eyes, ear and nostrils

? ? ? just go for a piss

 

[super_pig]

memmaker at the corporation

 

[alcoblade]

Ryan Giggs "inspired by Yoga" for me....

Tell me that's a joke?



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[cahill]

I still believe we can go up, not automatically but the play offs aren't beyond us. Do the maths 3 points for a win still means we have ...err... a lot of points to play for.

Hope that works

 

[shorehamview]

Ryan Giggs "inspired by Yoda" for me....

Fixed that for you.

 

[MunXy]

in yoda voice " win the league we will not hmmm, 500 years old you are, shit team i havnt seen hmm"
cyanide and arsenic cocktails

MunXy

 

[SwissBlade]

Tell me that's a joke?



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No it arrived yesterday!

Trying it out to see if its any good, had two cruciate knee ops and a dislocated shoulder in the last two years, not been able to do any sport so got to do something in conjunction with standard fitness. Physio recommended yoga, its probably a bit gay, but if it works then great.

Plus I need to "de stress" after today

 

[JohnDenver]

Chin up update:

Curry bought and consumed.
New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc opened.
Man U losing at Wolves on TV.

Progressing nicely all things considered.

 

[Yossarian]

I'm just going to stick Lawrence of Arabia on and hope the season is over by the time it's finished.

 

[sitwell]

I went to my first yoga class a few weeks ago ,and made a right twat of myself ,fell over twice and nearly nodded off at one bit. 60 year old women with better balance and agility makes you focus. Been 3 times now and not just to pike off the fanny ,I really do like it.

 

[SwissBlade]

I went to my first yoga class a few weeks ago ,and made a right twat of myself ,fell over twice and nearly nodded off at one bit. 60 year old women with better balance and agility makes you focus. Been 3 times now and not just to pike off the fanny ,I really do like it.

Ha ha thats why i bought the dvd first, so i can do a bit before i go and publicly make an arse of myself

 

[Trigger Blade]

At least wednesday didn't beat 9 man MK Dons.

I had the same thought, it's called clutching at straws.

At least when when we went down to 9 men, we had the class to lose, those MK Dons were just disrespectful at a massive club.

 

[Worksop II]

its probably a bit gay, but if it works then great

Well, in this season of ups and mainly downs, lets just put this one to bed, yes it is Gay.

 

[wardlowwanderer]

No, not a thread on how everything isn't that bad. It is that bad.

Therefore I want suggestions on what to do tonight to cheer up in spite of the Blades' epic levels of shitness.

Any advances on curry and a bottle of plonk?

hot bath sharp knife wrists
slightly more extreme but then you'd not have to watch the demise of the Blades.
ps don't try this at home kids. Instead get a cornflake packet and some sticky back plastic and make yourself a new chairman

 

[JohnDenver]

hot bath sharp knife wrists
slightly more extreme but then you'd not have to watch the demise of the Blades.
ps don't try this at home kids. Instead get a cornflake packet and some sticky back plastic and make yourself a new chairman

And remember to draw the knife down, not across, the wrists. Either that or book a fucking long holiday across Easter to avoid that Wigan feeling.


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