The Bolton News, interesting read!

[Kryten]

Happy Monday lads and lasses, have a cracking week

 

[spongebobblade]

Embarrased? ....... That’s embarrassing

 

[tomtheblade]

When I clicked on this thread did I enter some sort of parallel dimension?

 

[COME BACK CHED]

I hate fake news .

 

[S64 Blade]

I could actually see the Star having a front page like this, if they were able to up their levels of creativity.

 

[cahill]

Good dat

 

[sheffielder]

I could actually see the Star having a front page like this, if they were able to up their levels of creativity.

Spelling and grammar is too good.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Luv dit....

 

[Rodley]

Great stuff

 

[jt64]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

 

[8lade]

Excellent work, I'm a little worried that the Mastermind Champion will become Bolton's next manager and lead them to the Premiership.

 

[Trigger Blade]

I can confirm that Metro taxis exist, they’re everywhere.

As far as I know, they aren’t owned by The Trotters’ chairman as a ruse to circumvent FFP.

 

[Rufus Smalls]

You missed the other big news of the weekend in Bolton ...... "The Phoenix Club Mysteriously Burns down AGAIN "

Rebuild it and they will come !!!

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[Isar]

Just realised my biscuit tin comment has now a graphic life thanks Kryten

 

[Kryten]

Just realised my biscuit tin comment has now a graphic life thanks Kryten

When I read your post it gave me a giggle when I pictured it in my head! Just had to immortalize them as biscuits in a tin lol, thanks for the inspiration

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Happy Monday lads and lasses, have a cracking week View attachment 43514

PMSL Kryten. Keep that up all season pal

 

[Kryten]

PMSL Kryten. Keep that up all season pal

I will certainly try my best mate

UTB

 

[dc_blade]

Brilliant. Surreal and hilarious. Hope we see more of these.

 

[grafikhaus]

Hurray! We're off to University of Bolton!



Entry requirements? An 'E' in Woodwork. Alumni? Peter Kay and Fred Dibnah.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Hurray! We're off to University of Bolton!

View attachment 43563

Entry requirements? An 'E' in Woodwork. Alumni? Peter Kay and Fred Dibnah.

That photo was taken on the annual 'Defying Gravity Day'!

 

[grafikhaus]

That photo was taken on the annual 'Defying Gravity Day'!

They'll come down to earth with a bump when they have to repay the loans (in the extremely unlikely event they get a job paying more than £21k p.a.)

 

[8lade]

Where's 'Villa News'?

 

[Kenilworth]

Where's 'Villa News'?

They were shit

 

[8lade]

Villa wasted as Blades find second gear.

 

[derfblade.3]

Where's 'Villa News'?

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/have-still-job-every-aston-15113118

 

[grafikhaus]

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/have-still-job-every-aston-15113118

More self-serving shit from Bruce:

"Bruce said: "We are Aston Villa so when you get beat badly, you have to accept the consequences.

"The social media dinosaur thing will be coming out and ‘you don’t know what you’re doing’."

So it's all Twatter and WasteofSpaceBook's fault? But wait!

'Physically sick'
Burton 1 Villa 0 (Tuesday, August 28)
Bruce ripped into his makeshift Villa side and said their performance made him feel ‘physically sick’ after losing at Burton.

He was absolutely fuming in his post-match press conference and described his team as ‘embarrassing’ following the Carabao Cup defeat.

Bruce said: "“Sometimes you get a beat in a cup tie when it does not go your way.

and...

Albert Adomah’s brother has launched a scathing attack on Aston Villa manager Steve Bruce. The winger’s brother has furiously hit out, Bruce was willing to let Adomah leave Villa after capturing wingers Yannick Bolasie and Anwar El Ghazi on loan from Everton and Lille respectively, but a return to Middlesbrough fell through.
The news comes just months after Albert Adomah completed one of the best seasons of his professional career, scoring 15 times to claim Villa’s players’ player of the year award.
He posted: “F*** Bruce. There’s no loyalty in football anymore. My brother was loyal to Villa and still is. Saved a man’s job and the man forgot. Link

Sounds like Villa - not unlike a team in South Barnsley - have had a brief period of being Bertie Big Bollocks in their area but are now shitting it, having been knocked off their (local) perch. Wolves are the #1 team in the area, and WBA will finish above Vanilla this season.