It makes me want to vomit when some pedantic twat starts talking about other clubs selling players, as though they sell in the same desperate manner that United do.
Even "Man Utd sold Ronaldo"
Even "Liverpool sold Suarez"
Even "Tottenham sold Bale" they say
As though those sales and subsequent purchases are anything similar to what Sheffield United do
Those players had a price which the buying clubs agreed otherwise they wouldn't have gone
Could you just imagine a conversation between the Man Utd President and the President of Real Madrid the likes of which probably takes place between every boardroom and ours
RM - We would like to buy Ronaldo, here's £80 million
MU - Errrr, ok, errr, how many of our players would you like for that, we can chuck in these four players as well...........Just to get some bodies in like.
RM - We just want Ronaldo you stupid fucking moron
MU - Really, WOW!!!, I'll tell him he's going then
RM President off the phone talking to his boardroom - WOW!!! that was easy
Ring Ring Ring Ring
RM - Hello
MU - Hello it's MU here
RM - What do you want
MU - Can we loan your worst two players for a season as part of the deal, just to get some bodies in
RM - Yes, if you like you fucking imbecile
MU- Thank you
Ring Ring Ring Ring
RM - Hello
MU - Hello it's MU again
RM - Now what ?
MU - Our fans are going crazy, season tickets are down, can we have another £50,000
RM - No
MU - Awwww go on, pleeeaase
RM - Go away you moron the deal is off
Three weeks later
Ring Ring Ring Ring
RM - Hell
MU - Hello it's MU again
RM - I told you the deal is off
MU - You can have him for £20 million, we're skint and need a new pitch and we've run out of bovril
RM - Errmm Ok
RM off the phone - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .........what a bunch of fucking idiots