Tattoo,thoughts?

[Coily]

I’ll tell you where I am. I’m out.

Why is he wearing a beard of bees? People are fucking weird...

 

[Tazzy]

Having this in jan on a cover up

 

[Jon Bon II]

Why is he wearing a beard of bees? People are fucking weird...

I thought it was suds.

 

[diode_blade]

Vaccination QR tattoo

Ties in with the vaccination thread...
just have this on your arm,,,lets em know you have been vaacinated....

 

[Cheesebored]

I thought it was suds.

No. He was lead singer of Madness.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

I’ll tell you where I am. I’m out.

Genuinely did a double take on this. Looks like Tyson Fury with his head on a really long neck coming out of his shirt collar

 

[Maidenhead]

Bert's tattooist is going to be waiting for a very long time until Bert turns up to get drawn on.

And I'm behind Bert In the queue

 

[Deadly D'Jaffo]

Genuinely did a double take on this. Looks like Tyson Fury with his head on a really long neck coming out of his shirt collar

HHH ?

 

[Deadly D'Jaffo]

I’ll tell you where I am. I’m out.

As much as I like both Tyson Fury and Terry Kennedy, thats going to be covered up in less then 5 years

 

[Caveblade]

I'll say it, I hate tattoos. Nothing against anyone on here or the work they have had done. The world's gone mad for them as everyone follows the crowd.

The ones that really make me laugh are pictures of Celebs ( what happens in ten years when that person is out of favour) or oriental scripts where people really haven't got a feckin clue what it says

That's the joy of life though, we are all different and like different things.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

And I'm behind Maidenhead but still close enough to get a whiff of Bert's cologne.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I'll say it, I hate tattoos. Nothing against anyone on here or the work they have had done. The world's gone mad for them as everyone follows the crowd.

The ones that really make me laugh are pictures of Celebs ( what happens in ten years when that person is out of favour) or oriental scripts where people really haven't got a feckin clue what it says

That's the joy of life though, we are all different and like different things.

Visiting a care home a few decades from now could be a really colourful experience.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I'll say it, I hate tattoos. Nothing against anyone on here or the work they have had done. The world's gone mad for them as everyone follows the crowd.

The ones that really make me laugh are pictures of Celebs ( what happens in ten years when that person is out of favour) or oriental scripts where people really haven't got a feckin clue what it says

That's the joy of life though, we are all different and like different things.

I've got loads of moles, I don't need to mess about with tattoos

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

I've got loads of moles, I don't need to mess about with tattoos

You not tried to connect them up to see what youve got?

 

[Badger Blade]

As much as I like both Tyson Fury and Terry Kennedy, thats going to be covered up in less then 5 years

God help whoever has that job, nice black-out leg for Terry. Only takes one bit of racism/noncery/rape/murder/christmas party (delete as applicable) for any celebrity portraits to soon need getting rid of.

Portrait looks quite good but not convinced about how the beard looks.

 

[Houston_Blade]

You not tried to connect them up to see what youve got?

It would just be a big cock and balls I reckon (moles that is, definitely not my actual cock and balls).

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

Chatting to a tattooist years ago, while he was busy 'inking' me I asked what the most unusual tattoo was he had done for someone and their reasoning for that, and if he had ever refused to tattoo someone.

His favourite re the most unusual and reasons why, a 1 to 1 scale replica tattoo of a bottle of Hendersons on a blokes leg,, he asked why and was simply told, cos its from Sheffield, like me!

As for refusing he explained he doesn't on subject matter but does on 'location' totally refuses to tattoo anyone's hands or knuckles, the subject bit got interesting when he explained he had done things he thought personally objectionable, and he thought others might, but also thought if someone wants to look stupid, it's nothing to do with him

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Ah Chrissy

 

[1889]

It wouldn’t be a bad move to set up a tattoo removal and ear lobe reconstruction franchise. They’ll be plenty of work for the next 30 years I reckon?

Also I suspect the next 20 years will be boom time for Opticians. As I keep telling my kids, but apparently I don’t know what I’m on about

Yeah, alright Speccy

 

[Bert]

Bert's Uncle Frank was in the Royal Navy during the war.
He had the usual navy tattoos up his arms, when he was an old man they were just black smudges.

He was on the mine sweepers in the Channel, twice sunk and twice survived.

Shit at mine sweeping, but one hell of a swimmer.

 

[Caveblade]

Bert's Uncle Frank was in the Royal Navy during the war.
He had the usual navy tattoos up his arms, when he was an old man they were just black smudges.

He was on the mine sweepers in the Channel, twice sunk and twice survived.

Shit at mine sweeping, but one hell of a swimmer.

Sounds like they were quite good at finding mines Bert, just needed to work on the sweeping bit.

 

[DIRTY HARRY]

Who are nited fc?

I think hes related to eld 188

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

I’ll tell you where I am. I’m out.

Wow, he’s got a very long neck

 

[Bearlie]

Wow, he’s got a very long neck

Joy division / new order

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

And I'm behind Maidenhead but still close enough to get a whiff of Bert's cologne.

That's not cologne. It's cigar smoke, VSOP, and leather restorer that he uses to keep his skin supple.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I'll say it, I hate tattoos. Nothing against anyone on here or the work they have had done. The world's gone mad for them as everyone follows the crowd.

The ones that really make me laugh are pictures of Celebs ( what happens in ten years when that person is out of favour) or oriental scripts where people really haven't got a feckin clue what it says

That's the joy of life though, we are all different and like different things.

Two sides to that. I was the opposite. Wanted one while a youngster and the old fashioned upper lip of office life they were frowned on. Come years later, took the plunge, love the ones me and Mrs GCB have had done, as slightly older folk !

 

[Now and again]

Ah Chrissy
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Looks like Freddie Flintoff as a baby.

 

[Bert]

That's not cologne. It's cigar smoke, VSOP, and leather restorer that he uses to keep his skin supple.

You will be delighted to know that at that this very minute Bert is sat on the balcony of his hotel in Turkey (5 star, since you ask) smoking one of Mr Fidel's finest cigars.
However, he will be back for the QPR game.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

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Vaccination QR tattoo

Ties in with the vaccination thread...
just have this on your arm,,,lets em know you have been vaacinated....

The future. You are a visionary!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Having this in jan on a cover up View attachment 126166

Not into tattoos as such but love this artwork.