Wonder pets is fuckin brilliant ,he's got no chance of enjoying United ;-)
We could learn from them a bit down at BDTBL ..... "What makes it work? TEEEEEAMWORK!"
I've said before that HH the Younger I/sufclucy's first match ever was a reserve match to see if she could last 90 minutes, and it's cost me a bloody fortune ever since
She was three then, but something of a Daddy's Girl, so I was always confident that she's be alright at matches. HH the Younger II just isn't very interested, but she's one who'd rather partake than watch when it comes to sports and games. She went for the first time when she was four, I think .....
HH the Younger III is most definitely a Daddy's Girl, and has a season ticket, but doesn't get to all matches. Not even all Saturday matches, but she's getting there ..... she's nearly six now. She was four the first time she went and actually knew what a match was, but technically her first match was in some Youth Cup Final 2nd Leg at the Lane v Southampton when she was a matter of weeks old
We lost 4-1 as I recall after a decent draw away. HH the Younger IV hasn't had the delights of the Lane yet, as she's only 11 months, and the only reason HH the Younger III went as a baby is because Mrs HH II invited herself
Anyway, after all that reminiscing, tek t'nipper along cooper. Don't get me wrong, last season there were a couple of incidents which actually made me hand my season ticket back. After a few words to the right people, not to mention a few words aimed from 'interested parties' in my ear made me step back to the virtuous path.
Anywhere on John Street, or more towards the Kop side of the South Stand should be fine. Just take along summat to keep him occupied, like Principia Mathematica, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, or The Cat In The Hat, because they do get bored.
I always asked them to keep count of the corners when little as well. It would have been unusual if there were loads, concentrated their minds, ensured they were watching the game and beginning to understand it, and most importantly kept their gobs shut
