Sven for United

[shorehamview]

He may be a clueless Swede, but he's also got an eye for the ladies, which would mean saucepots like these two being seen at the Lane.
Or at least hiding out at the nearest Travelodge.

Either or really, but Ulrika seems taller.

 

[rachyblade]

i've applied anyway, got my interview tomorrow, going to be the first female manager

 

[dingledog]

i've applied anyway, got my interview tomorrow, going to be the first female manager

Good luck, I am sure you will have all the qualities they are looking for, can I be your assistant please?

 

[rachyblade]

my assistant will be carlos tevez

 

[dingledog]

Well that will cost you £5.5 m and nil points