Summert like the Haka and Cibi - but not the Haka or Cibi

[Bell4]

Whilst watching the rugby world cup over the weekend it got me thinking about what Utd could do to install some sort of anxiety / fear / distraction into opponents before kick off , something that might just give us an edge - bit like the NZ Haka or the Fiji Cibi (but not the same of course)

Any ideas ?

I got to thinking that something like :

• Ring a Ring a Roses ?
• Wind The Bobbin Up ?
• The Hokey Cokey ?

...might work ...

You?

 

[Silent Blade]

Whilst watching the rugby world cup over the weekend it got me thinking about what Utd could do to install some sort of anxiety / fear / distraction into opponents before kick off , something that might just give us an edge - bit like the NZ Haka or the Fiji Cibi (but not the same of course)

Any ideas ?

I got to thinking that something like :

• Ring a Ring a Roses ?
• Wind The Bobbin Up ?
• The Hokey Cokey ?

...might work ...

You?

Didnt work at QPR

 

[Harry's Game]

Colin Morris Dancing

 

[Snowflake]

Whilst watching the rugby world cup over the weekend it got me thinking about what Utd could do to install some sort of anxiety / fear / distraction into opponents before kick off , something that might just give us an edge - bit like the NZ Haka or the Fiji Cibi (but not the same of course)

Any ideas ?

I got to thinking that something like :

• Ring a Ring a Roses ?
• Wind The Bobbin Up ?
• The Hokey Cokey ?

...might work ...

You?

Turn up in pale blue shirts with “Etihad” on them ?

 

[Bladepicker]

I'd say Saturday Night by Wigfield but when we did the back, forwards, back, forwards, turn 45 degrees jumping bit we'd have at least two of them go down with a hammy.

 

[diode_blade]

How about Down down deeper on down by the Quo....

 

[Bartleby]

Didnt work at QPR

If you're talking about the same video I watched that was really cringeworthy.

The way we are playing at present I can't see owt like that instilling any fear into our opponents.

 

[Silent Blade]

If you're talking about the same video I watched that was really cringeworthy.

The way we are playing at present I can't see owt like that instilling any fear into our opponents.

The look on the faces of some of the QPR players were funny to watch.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[MosboroughBlade]

I'm gonna jump down turn around kick him in the.......

Oh lordy kick him...

In the voice of Sir Ronald.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Whilst watching the rugby world cup over the weekend it got me thinking about what Utd could do to install some sort of anxiety / fear / distraction into opponents before kick off , something that might just give us an edge - bit like the NZ Haka or the Fiji Cibi (but not the same of course)

Any ideas ?

I got to thinking that something like :

• Ring a Ring a Roses ?
• Wind The Bobbin Up ?
• The Hokey Cokey ?

...might work ...

You?

I'm convinced that the pure shame at the prospect of losing to us will have a snowball effect striking terror into the hearts of our enemies. Even now Man Utd will be absolutely bricking it with players feigning injury to avoid facing us.

 

[Rochdaleblade]

I've always found the haka really cringeworthy. I would love it if the opposition did the okey cokey.

 

[loveWalrusDaveTheBlade]

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[tyke1889]

Maybe walk out with hatchets, spanners, carving knives and hammers?

 

[Kev Gee]

Whilst watching the rugby world cup over the weekend it got me thinking about what Utd could do to install some sort of anxiety / fear / distraction into opponents before kick off , something that might just give us an edge - bit like the NZ Haka or the Fiji Cibi (but not the same of course)

Any ideas ?

I got to thinking that something like :

• Ring a Ring a Roses ?
• Wind The Bobbin Up ?
• The Hokey Cokey ?

...might work ...

You?

Dress in suggestive outfits and dance around erotically like your going down for a sesh at La Chambre?

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

I think we should go in for the old-style gamesmanship of making the away dressing room really, really shit. Although I bet the bloody Premier League have a rule against that sort of thing these days

 

[FredZeppelin]

I've been a long-time advocate of the introduction of Voodoo in such situations. The sacrifice of a couple of chickens in the centre circle with their blood smeared on the faces of all our starting XI might have an effect on our opponents?
Time to think outside of the box, I'd say.
utb

 

[raimond]

Send forward Anel, JLT and Trusty to lay down this fearsome challenge

 

[biggiesablade]

Treat it like a pub and glass yourself before anyone else gets chance that'll freak em out

 

[Overthehills]

As long as we aren't talking about the thunderclap again!.... 3 doses of antibiotics later and im still suffering!