Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Pierre's PC]

Stellas for Dellas.

This television event sees the ex-blade favorite attempt the world record for continental lager drinking.

See Nick "Monty" Montgomery reprising his first film role in Cocktail as the highly skilled barkeep.

Tri knocks back the beer, takes a swing at big vern before going home with Sam "Samantha" Hashimi for a "bloody good shag"

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Quinn Family Moomintroll

The delicate balance of life in Moominvalley is upset when a trio of ginger haired moomins speaking an unintelligible language arrive.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Smack My Mitch Up.

Mr Ward cops for his wife's wrath when he forgets their anniversary.

Coming soon...the hospital-based spin-off "Which Ward for Mitch Ward?"

 

[Rodley]

Go with Flo

Big Jostein single-handedly challenges a bunch of pub league journeymen to a game of the ancient Chinese board game 'Go', taunting them with his bandaged hand. How long before the opposition crumble...?

Laughed a lot at that

 

[Rodley]

Stellas for Dellas.

This television event sees the ex-blade favorite attempt the world record for continental lager drinking.

See Nick "Monty" Montgomery reprising his first film role in Cocktail as the highly skilled barkeep.

Tri knocks back the beer, takes a swing at big vern before going home with Sam "Samantha" Hashimi for a "bloody good shag"

Brilliant stuff

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

McEverley Hills Cop I, II & III

Jay McEverley reprises his role as Hacks 'n' Fouley as he brings his unorthodox methods of tackling, handballing and general ineptitude to far more occasions than should ever have been allowed.

Hacks 'n' Fouley

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

A concise insider look at a whole host of Championship team managers as they deliver their in-depth pre match team talks in 'Mark Duffy'

 

[Sean Thornton]

Treasure Hunt

Chansiri watches Jack being nutmegged by The Boy David and asks Carlos if Hunts first name is Treasure. "Why do you think that" his manager asks "I'm wondering where you dug him up from" says the megalomaniac.

 

[Sheff de party]

The Winner Takes McCall

ABBA tribute bands compete for the chance to spend an evening of dinner and dancing with former Blades midfielder Stuart McCall.

 

[Sheff de party]

Not sure if anyone’s done this yet, but:

Debbie does Dellas

European Championship winning Blade’s stopper Try Dellas embarks on a new career as a porn star.

 

[Sheff de party]

If you like this kind of thread, check out @TvShowIdeas on Twitter. Very amusing.

And my reaction to pretty much every post on this s24su thread, including the thread itself, is:

I wish I’d Fjortoft that.

I’ll get mi coat.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Go with Flo

Big Jostein single-handedly challenges a bunch of pub league journeymen to a game of the ancient Chinese board game 'Go', taunting them with his bandaged hand. How long before the opposition crumble...?

Whilst I appreciate the nod to the game go, given that Norwegians pronounce ‘flo’ as ‘flew’, it doesn’t work.


I’m going to take this down to baser levels with “Goo with Flo”. An x-rated show where Flo travels around Norway’s football league, getting the players to play soggy biscuit.

 

[Sheff de party]

Whilst I appreciate the nod to the game go, given that Norwegians pronounce ‘flo’ as ‘flew’, it doesn’t work.


I’m going to take this down to baser levels with “Goo with Flo”. An x-rated show where Flo travels around Norway’s football league, getting the players to play soggy biscuit.

Flo Jab

Follow former Blades hitman Jostein Flo and his attempts to vaccinate the nation against influenza.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Good morning Britton. Wake up every morning with Leon.

 

[espoo blade]

Flo Jab

Follow former Blades hitman Jostein Flo and his attempts to vaccinate the nation against influenza.

OK, got it.

One Flo Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The Flo brothers take it in turns to be dangled precariously over a giant cuckoo's nest full of gunge, while the remaining brothers try and knock their sibling off by belting balls at them while being egged on by Egil "Drillo" Olsen

 

[I should coco]

The Blackman and White Minstrel Show

Jamal and ex Blade David White discuss their favourite sugar coated chocolate sweets.

Should the format prove attractive, series 2 will cover their reviews of solo chanteurs, troubadors and and other artistes.

 

[TJB.]

Pie n' Flynn.

Deep-filled personal account exploring Ryan's mysterious phobia of pies.

 

[espoo blade]

Carrs versus Cockerills. Glenn Cockerill attempts to get ten chickens to stand in a triangular formation, whilst Franz Carr drives into them at 100mph in a different luxury car each week. He has two attempts, ten-pin bowling style. Any surviving birds are subsequently set upon Franz Carr, who is trapped in an enclosed cage, to be unlocked after 30 seconds (by Kevin Gage). If Carr gets out alive, he is allowed play a bonus round, where Len Badger attempts to get three badgers to stand in a triangle[...]

hahaa! i'm in tears here!

 

[TJB.]

'Marry Maguire' - 20 female contestants battle it out* for the ultimate prize...the hand in marriage of a second-choice centre half at an unpopular Championship football club.



* to the death. 18+ only.

Tables turned on this one, didn't they?! Well done, Harry

 

[UnitedBlade]

Howard’s End.

Brian Howard brought on for last minute v West Brom then shipped out to Reading.

Mark Howard plays in another 1-0 defeat at Crewe and is shipped out to Bolton.

Howard Kendall turns up to Wembley in a lime green shirt. United don’t turn up at all again.

 

[espoo blade]

The Cone On Our Brian Show

The scorer of the first goal in Premier League history stands on the penalty spot with a cone on his head whilst the current crop of players attempt to knock it off from the halfway line. Hilarity ensues as The Gaffer slices it into the corner flag and Flecky lands a peach of an effort right into Deano's nuts.

 

[Grappler]

BBC1 Sunday 8pm

The "We Need Him" Line

For our older viewers, a nostalgic look back to the 1970's in this overview of what was "must see" Sunday night viewing. Young James Weneedhim marries Anne Webster, to get his hands on her fathers ship, the "HMS Sheffield United", in the hopes of creating a great shipping line. Without a crew, his plans are going nowhere, so he asks members of S24SU to make player suggestions of who is needed to propel them forward, starring Peter Gilmore as James Weneedhim, Ryan Leonard as "Ryan", Sam Morsy as "Sam", Marcus Maddison as "Marcus", and Ricky Holmes as "Ricky", watch out for a cameo appearance from the midfield maestro, Hollywood legend, star of stage and screen, yes, Mr TV Himself, Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as young cabin boy Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[elgoog44]

Henderson's Relish,

Darius as fallen on hard times, so this Snooping Monty production follows Darius into the World of Armature Porn, Nick "Casting Couch" Montgomery directs the mini episodes as Darius travels the country finding Local bored house wife's, coming to television X this winter.

 

[elgoog44]

The B Team..

this Spoof remake will feature, Nyron Nosworthy as howling Mad Murdoch, Jay McEveley as Hannibal, Neil Collins as the face, and of course Andy Taylor as BA Baracus "I ain't getting to that ball Fool", they would love it if they can get even half a plan to come together, this week they are trapped in a 4-4-2 and need to make a 4 pass mauve to get out of trouble, will they be able to do it? or will Nyron just run with the ball until its taken easily from his feel, all we do know is that is was not Face's fault, and BA as the last man says his catch phrase "I ain't getting to that Ball Fool!"

 

[Rodley]

Willie’s Donner-Ghee

Smash documentary following kebab shop owner and former Blades coach Willie Donachie’s unscrupulous methods of disposing of waste fats. This week Environmental Health Officer, Nick “Monty” Montgomery comes calling...

 

[TJB.]

"I ain't getting to that ball Fool"

Sheffield Live TV need to pick a few of these up. There's fuck all else on there worth watching.

I'm sure a few off here would be willing to help make them!

 

[elgoog44]

Duffy the Bouncepier Slayer

the scene is set at a rusty old death trap almost disused football stadium, its infested with a Money sucking Vampire Count Chansiri, and his faithful following of Minion brain dead servants, as the tide shifts to there favour it looks grim for the Lord Wilder and his men then out of the shadows steps our gallant hero, Duffy the Bouncepier Slayer, has the Brain Dead start to bounce to try and intimidate, he glides over the ground. ducking this way and that, before firing into the heart of the count, and killing the bounce dead.... followed by his gallant friend Leon "the Dark Arts" Clarke they put the Brain dead beasts to task and quieten them so you can hear a pin drop.

Other notable cast, Blades Socks Ball Boy played by the very quiet for this time of year Hollywood star Nick Montgomery
Count Chansiri - played by Kim Jong-un

 

[Grappler]

Sheffield Live TV need to pick a few of these up. There's fuck all else on there worth watching.

I'm sure a few off here would be willing to help make them!

Ahem.......

 

[UnitedBlade]

The Apprentice.

Forum members get to slag off young players they mostly haven’t seen: too Bladey, silly foreign name, daft dad, too small, no knees, looks like a schoolboy.

Due to a spoiler this year’s winner is David Brooks.

Of course the real winner is McCabe who pockets the transfer fee and runs off with Lord Sugar to live in Belgium.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Armstrong & Miller.

Chris Armstrong goes on a tour of the Miller Brewery in Milwaukee. Along the way he bumps into Alice Copper who is able to tell him some interesting facts about Milwaukee history.