Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Grappler]

Channel 5 Sunday 8pm

"Rush Hour" - action comedy drama starring former Blades loanee, Ian Rush. When a street wise Welsh cop gets sent undercover to break up major fraud at SUFC, involving people passing themelves off as "football players", and fraudulently stealing a wage, it looks like he has bitten off more than he can chew, he only has four games before he gets sent back, all looks lost, until a crazy side kick turns up to help! Starring Ian Rush as "Detective Inspector Rush", Kevin McCabe as "The Big Boss" and Nick Montgomery as Undercover Detective Nick "Monty" Montgomery

 

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Kenny's Bald Jazz Men.
Paddy Kenny gives us an insight into the lives of bald jazz magazine "stars", featuring Nick Montgomery as everyone, especially "Monty".

 

[TJB.]

'Strange Turner Events' - Iain Turner sheds light on his bizarre events business which he set up with a view to retirement from football. Gimp mask pool parties? Nazi-themed Bar Mitzvahs? Shotgun weddings with real shotguns? Iain talks us through his crazy ideas, and his struggles in marketing them to normal people.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Space Cadette

Live coverage of techy geek Richard's one man mission to Mars, wearing a space-suit made from some old sheets & using his mum's comfy chair, specially adapted for long-distance space travel

 

[Grappler]

"Yeates' Wine Lodge" - new comedy starring Mark Yeates as "Mark", the diminutive owner of a new wine bar in Sheffield, also starring Bryan Robson as "customer" and Nick Montgomery as "Monty"

 

[VLYDONIMIR]

"Sab's Cabs"

Alejandro takes a call that will change his life, forever.
El Happinio Haslamara mistakenly identifies the Latin
cab owner for Madonna's half brother Handov God and
brings The Taxi Driver back to the S2 slums.

from #ILDB

 

[Grappler]

Wiggan Casino - new drama series set in the 1970's. SUFC player, Trenton Wiggan bangs his head in training and wakes up in the 1970's, as a detective in the infamous Sheffield Flying Squad. Putting on his flared, high waist trousers, star jumper, and platform shoes, he has to go undercover in a local gambling den, that plays Northern Soul in the background, is this real or a dream? How does he get back to the 1980's? Starring Trenton Wiggan as "Trenton", Chris Morgan as "Scrapper", and Nick Montgomery as Assistant Croupier Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Sean Thornton]

James Wallace - Six Million Dollar Man?

Kevin McCabe finally gives the surgeons the okay!

 

[TJB.]

'Smoked Sammon' - Connor Sammon on his love of strong Indica cannabis, the impact it has on his footballing ability and buying bags of nun piss off eBay to sneak through drugs tests.

 

[Grappler]

BBC4 Friday 9PM

"Sounds of the Sixties" - in which a group of Sheffield United players discuss the beat band boom of the 1960's, our panel includes David Holdsworth, Dean Hammond, Jose Baxter, Gordan Cowans, Michael Doyle and Steffan Scougall, who this week discus the hit singles of 60's chart toppers, "Dave, Dean, Jose, Beaky, Mick and Tich".

 

[VLYDONIMIR]

2016 - The Year The Wild Beaver Returned To Wales.

Wild Beaver expert, Edwyn Chevans recalls memories and scenarios from
nights out in rural and coastal locations, and on one particular evening when
a double-snaring almost caused him to lose his 'tache.

 

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Join us as we investigate the needless disposal of perfectly good small beer containers, featuring the entire squad of Sheffield United FC in 'Ferkin Wasters'

 

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Blades supporters show their appreciation of their Football team's efforts in 'Have I got boos for you'

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Delightful rom-com. Watch as Edwyn Chevan's mates offer to meet his every need with 'Have I got nudes for you'

 

[1973Blade]

Cutbush City Limits, a discussion by John Cutbush on the increasing problems of urban city sprawl and the affect it has on the countryside.

 

[UnitedBlade]

The Waltons.

John-Boy's little known brother, Simon, breaks his leg and actually never appears in an episode.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Blades failures analyse where each others performances were below par.
This week's episode is 'Sammon en Coutts'

 

[UnitedBlade]

Blankety Blank.

David Weir picks the same useless twats that sank without a trace the week before.

Inevitably United don't score but miraculously neither does the opposition.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

Extreme Fishing with Connor Sammon - unlike Robson Green's similar eponymous programme this new series publicises the realities often facing the nations lowly competition fishermen: jumping under stray cross casts, watching the Sharper players put you to shame and, ultimately, the despair that comes with not landing an easy score in an open net. We chart the progress of one such competition player, successful in the easier roach-stocked lakes of Scotland with a more even playing field matching his ability but struggling to find his way south of the border where he is a small fish in a big pond.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Italy unpacked

Diego finds a dusty suitcase full of clean clothes under his bed with a label marked "Italy" and an unused airline ticket to Turin

 

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War of the Roses. This episode sees Joe Bolton beat ten bells of shit out of Andy Barnsley for being shitter than shit.

 

[torridon]

Leon Britons got Talent. Kevin Blackwell joins the judging panel but fails to see where Leons obvious strengths are despite it being obvious to the rest of the panel and the audience.

 

[Grappler]

Webster's Dictionary - a new series in which former Sheffield United player, Simon Webster, looks into the hidden meaning behind the words that describe last season. This week, we look at "dire", "awful", "tedious" and "crap".

 

[Baxter]

Ahmed's fatty's

Former Sheffield United legend Ahmed Fathi talks about his favourite larger than life blades.

Michael Higdon, Neil Shipperley, Nathan Blake, Dean Windass and Jose Baxter all make the list but who will be Ahmed's favourite? Tune in to find out!

 

[Robby Blade]

I was Montys Double. Due to Nick Monty Montgomerys excessive workload and new found fame outside football, Neil Warnocks is struggling to find a suitable replacement for his ball winning midfielder. Not wanting Sad Stan Ternant to know, crafty Warnock names an unchanged team by bringing out of retirement Field Marshall Bernard Monty Montgomery. Sad Stan is unaware of the doppelganger until half time when going for a piss he accidentally overhears Blacky telling Monty to stop making forty yard passes. Neil acuses Stan of eavesdropping and all hell is let lose.

 

[VLYDONIMIR]

Sly Tv announce rival to talentless shows.

Opportunity Warnocks
with your host, Charles Greed.

Every week, acts lacking talent and confidence, Charles will introduce them to Mourineilho.
After six weeks intensive therapy from brick-laying guru, tunnel builder, Black Wall.
We'll discover if the "failures" survived their ordeal.
At the end of the competition, the winning contestant will receive the ultimate award.
"The 0607 Premier League Autograph Book" featuring all those fantastic visits to Villa, City, Gunners, Spurs and Liverpool.

Fernando Antonio, Stewart Tony & Jordan Simons will be panel members.

 

[The Crab]

Riberio's Solero Bolero - Bruno takes to the ice to give us his interpretation of Ravel's Bolero, whilst sucking on an Orange Solero.

 

[The Crab]

James Wallace - Six Million Dollar Man?

Kevin McCabe finally gives the surgeons the okay!

Have a bucket O likes, I'm a FG fan and I love that clip

 

[The Crab]

The Incredible Bulk - Dr Michael Higdon performs an experiment with a Gamma Radiation Machine and a huge tray of Fray Bentos Pies. Due to overdoing it on the pies, Dr Higdon becomes The Incredible Bulk. Intrepid reporter / football club chairman Mr Mcabe brings around a contract for Dr Higdon to sign. Upon looking at the small print, Dr Higdon becomes angry as he feels he is getting rinsed on the pie allowance "Mr Mcabe don't make me angry, you wouldn't like when I'm angry". Behind them, the lab explodes after the pie oven fails under the incredible strain.

Dr Higdon hits the road thumbing lifts and ends up at Tranmere. Dr Higdon is shite, and the world must believe that he is shite, until he finds a cure for the curse that is The Incredible Bulk.

 

[Tezza1889]

Scougalls noodalls...

Stevan embarks on a journey of discovery around China to discover the ultimate in noodles....