Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Kenilworth]

Thank god that one didn't go where I expected....

Ermmm.

http://www.s24su.com/forum/index.ph...how-feat-ex-blades.46822/page-33#post-1017007

 

[Aganarama]

Long time listener...first time caller! Here goes:

To Meacci, to you: long forgotten Colombotti-era reserve, partakes in slapstick antics with members of the 15/16 squad (some would argue they've done that most of the season...).

Strike it Lupoli: Arturo demonstrates the art of the modern striker. But will he hit the top, middle or bottom of the goal?

Dempsey & Charlie Peace: 80's midfielder takes a look at the life and times of the famous Sheffield criminal.

Candid Camera (apols if already done!): Henri talks about life under Kevin Blackwell.

Would you Adam and Eve it? Adam Burley and Mel Eves take a round the world trip investigating the weird and wonderful.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Cec & Me Street

John Harris & Cec Coldwell relax over a sherry and reminisce
on the A-Z of SUFC in the late 60's.

Today's special guest.
Fred Street - Arsenal & England physio.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Mr Bean - The Movie

Our cartoon character supporter hires a charabanc from Sheffield United Tours
and takes a motley crew of crackpots, lunatics, nutcases and halfwits to see the
PM for a slice o'cake and a cup o'tea.

On the way home, they cross the path of the infamous West Hammers and have a
jelly and ice-cream fight on London Bridge. Matters take a turn for the worse when
Bean pulls out a corker from the past and calls everyone a "wanker" ... everyone apart
from Capt. Blade laughs who runs Bean thru' with a 5ft length of cold steel.

 

[JohnDenver]

Ermmm.

http://www.s24su.com/forum/index.ph...how-feat-ex-blades.46822/page-33#post-1017007

Ha! Who'd have thought that you of all people would have been first to plough that furrow? Everyone you say? Oh...

 

[TJB.]

'Loopholi' - Arturo Lupoli explores the differences in tax loopholes between his native Italy and the UK.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

The War Of The Noses.

First semi-final.

Sirrel (Jimmy) v Thompson (Phil)

First to run, loses.

 

[The Crab]

Mr Bean - The Movie

Our cartoon character supporter hires a charabanc from Sheffield United Tours
and takes a motley crew of crackpots, lunatics, nutcases and halfwits to see the
PM for a slice o'cake and a cup o'tea.

On the way home, they cross the path of the infamous West Hammers and have a
jelly and ice-cream fight on London Bridge. Matters take a turn for the worse when
Bean pulls out a corker from the past and calls everyone a "wanker" ... everyone apart
from Capt. Blade laughs who runs Bean thru' with a 5ft length of cold steel.

Mr Beans Holiday - The sequel to Mr Bean the Movie. Fresh from leading the charge against the West Ham hoardes, Sean is rewarded with a holiday by Mr Mcabe as a thank you for the multi million pound payout. We join Sean as he travels through Europe, en route to Zurich where he plans to stand as the next Seceretary General of Fifa.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I Spit On You, Blade.

Tonight's recipient.

Jamie Ward on a stretcher at the Bramall Lane end.THE PIGS show no mercy or decency as they shower down
storms of spit on the mercurial genius.

3-2 Productions.

 

[The Crab]

Tales from Spearmint Rhino - put your tissues away, this version is David Unsworth reading a selection of his favourite books, whiilst sucking on mints.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Now we're on films

Vertigo
Connor Sammon discovers he gets dizzy when he jumps. So he stops doing it.

Midnight Cowboy
After being chased out of Sheffield Dean Hammond goes to the big city to earn his living as a gigolo but ends up sucking off strangers in cinemas for cash.
Why is a mystery as Sheffield United are still paying him.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Gladiator

Despite the problems it caused a footballer reminisces about a night in Rhyl

 

[The Crab]

The Heist - a trio of would-be footballers, Dean, Connor and Martyn launch a subtle yet audatious wages heist on a gullible football club chairman.

 

[St Annington]

An Idiot Abroad – a hapless property developer visits some of the lesser known outpost of world football, Belgium, Hungary, China and Australia, in an expensive and ultimately futile attempt to exploit their cultural differences and idiosyncrasies, for the benefit of his ailing UK business.

 

[The Crab]

The Beagrie Has Landed - Peter Beagrie and his crew of former Blades players plot to kidnap Kevin Mcabe in order to head off the biggest clusterfuck in Blades history.

 

[St Annington]

A League of Their Own - After years languishing in the 3rd tier of the professional sport, a once mighty English football team demand that the FA guarantee their promotion back to the Championship.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Straight Outta Brompton

Vividly portrays John Cutbush's rise from the gang-infested mean streets around Fulham to fame and untold riches with Sheffield United

 

[Deaneandagana]

The count of monty cristo......you all know the rest!!

 

[The Crab]

Getting Bored with Jamie Ward - we join Jamie as he sits waiting for a bus in Nottingham Bus station. It's 25 minutes late, and some chav is playing music on their phone. Starring Nick Montgomery as "Monty" the Bus Driver.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Force 10 From Arbourthorne

TC recollects nights of passion, chip pans and encounters with a scantily clad,
big bosomed lady, with a Leeds accent whilst living on Eastern Avenue.

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

Forte Boyard

Pacey wideman-cum-centre forward Jonathan Forte, hosts this edge of your seat gameshow, where contestants try and win a portion of Kevin Mcabe's treasure.

The Fort is a part of the Scarborough property empire and they are soon to be planning an exciting new hotel expansion on the side of the fort, where all fans and contestants can stay.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Hurdy Gurdy With Pedro Verde.

Uruguayan Hippy Pedro Verde sings the hits of Donovan,
The Byrds & Peter Sarstedt.

Cool, Daddy-O.

 

[The Crab]

Thrown Under a Train by David Frain - A weekly show where former Blade David Frain throws celebrities under a train. This week it's Katie Price.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Six Million Dollar Man -

Nigel Adkins goes on a club to club tour of the UK trying to see who wants to pay Six Million Dollars for his prodigal son, Dean Hammond. Starring; Nigel Adkins as "Positive Nige"
Dean Hammond as "the donkey"
and Nick Montgomery as "Monty," as apparently he's some sort of requirement for every TV show.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

On A Bus With Gus.

Uhlenbeek travels from Sheffield to Doncaster on the X78.
Then stays on the same bus as it heads back to the depot.

In part 2, Gus plays the role of a 1974 Videmat Machine on the no.4 route
to Millhouses.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Mock The Beek - An audience of ex United players take the piss out of Gus and his limited abilities in an hour long 'roasting'.

 

[Grappler]

"Ade - I can buy E's", hard hitting fly on the wall documentary following former Blades player Ade Akinbiyi as he goes undercover on the mean streets of Sheffield, interviewing ageing clubsters who still have a longing for the "Madchester" era.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Allison: Sunderland - The Chief provides a detailed history of the north-east towns shipbuilding industry.

 

[Grappler]

"George - Bernard Shaw" , new late night Channel 4 series in which young goalie, George Long, and 1960's Blades fullback, Bernard Shaw, discuss Irish playwrights and their works.

 

[BushBlade]

Mock the Weak. The United players give a lap of appreciation to jeers, boos, sarcastic applause and shouts of 'you're a fucking embarrassment '.
Presented by Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.