Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[The Crab]

Chedwyn's Kitchen Nightmares - After failing to re-ignite his football career upon leaving Prison, Ched decides to go into the Restaurant Business. Things begin slowly as a discerning public fail to take to menu items such as Hide the Sausage Sandwich, Clatyon's Sloppy Seconds, and Welsh Spit Roast.

Ched decides to invest and build a Fairground Ride around the back. Punters climb aboard the Consentacoaster, with Ched's friends taking photos at various points of the ride, available for collection after your meal.

 

[prince albert]

the gang's of s2 go head to head with the scum from s6 on the terrace's of bramall lane and the surrounding streets and in the city centre. fistycuffs and various missile's including acid are thrown culminating in a decisive victory for the lad's from the shoreham
in conjunction with SRA pruduction's and the BBC.
special guest stars sean bean & paul heaton


THE PORKY BLINDER'S

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Michael Higdon debuts in his new role as a hapless private investigator in the remake of Magnum P I
The fun begins when, due to his obsession with food, Higgo mistakenly thinks he's star of a brand new cookery programme and proceeds to try and bake a pastry topped chocolate covered ice cream lolly

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Sons of Shoreham Anarchy.

MC sergeant at arms Monty and his his cohorts Ken Worthy, Killa & Tightshirt lay down some serious mayhem on the S6 bandits. Starring Morgan, Freeman, Harley & Davison. Tune in next week for Moore Paul Hart breaking rumours.

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Hairy Bladers Cook Book

Hockey & Corky ride their
Duke-Fahtis around & knock a bit of nosh up.

 

[Grappler]

Channel 5 8pm

"The Full Monty" - it really is man-versus-food, as Nick "Monty" Montgomery decides to see just how many weet-a-bix he can eat, before he is really full!

 

[Grappler]

Sky One 9pm

"The Flash" - by day, young Paul Coutts is just your average Sheffield United player, but by night, he is the fastest super hero on the planet - The Flash!, starring Paul Coutts as "Paul 'The Flash' Coutts", Sam Hashimi as "Wonder Woman" and Nick Montgomery as "Monty"

 

[DifferentClass]

On Channel 4 at 2am it's the debut episode of Greasy Chip Beattie. Former Southampton and Sheffield United star James travels the UK in search of the ultimate GCB.

 

[Dnblade]

A new Music and Chat show with ex Blade nomark Wally Downes called Wal Sing Matilda..Live from the reopened Matilda Tavern...
Tonight we have The SRA with old 70's favourites like..Your gonna get your fuckin heads kicked in,and a You will die/See you all outside/Your going home in a Sheffield Ambulance medley...also live on stage,The Ginger EDS featuring Steven Quinn,Rob Kozluk and Paul Kitson...Also John Harley discussing his latest book,Fly Fishing by John Harley.
Next week Live from the Cricketers..Crocks at the Cricks with John Ebrell and James Wallace.
Arrive early to avoid disappointment.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

On Channel 4 at 2am it's the debut episode of Greasy Chip Beattie. Former Southampton and Sheffield United star James travels the UK in search of the ultimate GCB.

 

[DifferentClass]

Yes it's you, but the chippy on Hackenthorpe shops does a mean one un all.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

New nature programme featuring tips and tricks for retrieving female deers frozen to death in snow storms.
This week's tip, 'Pull the pesky solid doe' with guest presenter Paul Peschisolido

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Join one of Sheffield United's best loved players as he looks at cheaper alternatives to lamb, chicken and beef in 'Toe, Knee Curries'

 

[Sean Thornton]

Michael Higdon debuts in his new role as a hapless private investigator in the remake of Magnum P I
The fun begins when, due to his obsession with food, Higgo mistakenly thinks he's star of a brand new cookery programme and proceeds to try and bake a pastry topped chocolate covered ice cream lolly

Surely Higgopotamus would be better cast in a remake of Cannon?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Surely Higgopotamus would be better cast in a remake of Cannon?

Cannon ball perhaps.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Stars in their eyes.

Last weeks winning sensations Evans and MacDonald sing the old favourite "Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor ( in Rhyl) "

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Fork? No! with Faulkner

Steve Faulkner has a tasty plate of baked beans placed before him. The catch? His cutlery set has a vital component missing!

 

[Grappler]

Windy Miller - a nostalgic look back at Children's TV from the 60's and 70's with regular hosts Dean Windass and Shaun Miller, this week, "Camberwick Green"

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Steve Faulkner charts the progress of wannabe birds-of-prey handlers in our weekly roundup in 'Faulkner's Falconers'

 

[Grappler]

ITV1 9PM

"Arsehole of the Bailey" - When young footballer, Chedwyn Arsehole, goes out tasting the high life of Rhyl, he soon ends up in hot water. Facing his biggest test in court, he does what any other sane person would do, and gets rid of his legal team, and decides to represent himself. Starring Ched Evans as "Chedwyn Arsehole", and Nick Montgomery as "Lord Chief Justice Nick "Monty" Montgomery, QC".

 

[Grappler]

Carry on Kabba (1963) - one of the earlier "carry ons", starring Sid James, Hattie Jacques and Steve Kabba. When Sid's taxi firm, "Speedee Taxis" suddenly has a rival, in the shape of the female driving "Glam Cabs", little does he know that it is his wife, Hattie, behind it. There is only one course of action, hire a journeyman footballer to win the trade back! Starring Sid James as " Sid", Hattie Jacques as "wife", Steve Kabba as "Steven Kabba" and Nick Montgomery as "Monty".

 

[Grappler]

Carry on Regardless (1961) - it's laughs a plenty with the long suffering fans of Sheffield United as they face yet another season in League One. They have seen players go to prison, best players get sold, play off defeats, cup defeats, a merry-go-round of managers, but still they keep those turnstyles busy! New cast member, Chris Wilder, joins regulars, Kevin McCabe, The Prince and Nick "Monty" Montgomery.
Nothing left for the fans to do but "Carry on.......regardless!"

 

[DifferentClass]

Join one of Sheffield United's best loved players as he looks at cheaper alternatives to lamb, chicken and beef in 'Toe, Knee Curries'

At least he's not using Tesco Value meat...

 

[Sean Thornton]

Emergency Wood Ward 10

TC is injured so winger Alan steps into his shoes for the day.

 

[Sean Thornton]

LA Law

Nicky describes what it was like growing up in lower Attercliffe.


Salmons fishing in the Yemen.

Geoff goes on a quirky holiday.



My Left Foot

Jeff Kings talks about his footballing abilities.



Coast to Coast

Paul Coutts speaks frankly about his levels of effort during a game



StingRay

Ray McHale describes his life as a bee- keeper

 

[Sean Thornton]

At least he's not using Tesco Value meat...

Didn't Warnock sign him " for the future"?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

The Bone Collector - Jimmy shows us his mammoth collection of sporrans and kilt pins.

 

[Jehovah]

"A cork in the ass"

Alan Cork interviews retired porn stars

 

[DifferentClass]

Torvill and Deane- Jane Torvill and Brian Deane show off their ice dancing skills.

 

[Grappler]

Happy Days - The Cunningham family go on a package holiday to Sheffield and join 20,000 Blades fans in saying "Well done Hull", Richie, Pottsie and Ralph Malph get drunk on West Street, The Fonz is made an honorary member of the BBC (Heeyyyyyyy!!!), and love is in the air as Joanie sets her eye on Nick "Monty" Montgomery, leading to the spin off series "Joanie loves Monty"

Get those red and white stripes out, Happy Days are here again!