Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[I should coco]

What did the Tudors ever do for us?

The series was cancelled when big John's brother refused to sell Geordie made crisps on the kop.

Wonder derby winning goals from big John were never aired and Nick 'Monty' Montgomery missed his chance to play Henry VIII.

 

[TJB.]

Kevin Macabre - Kevin McCabe discusses his top ten favourite serial killers of all time in this one-off Halloween special.

 

[I should coco]

What did the Romans ever do for us?

The early pilot was never filmed once Mr Abramovic confirmed he was buying Chelsea. His press agent diplomatically explained "it's grim ooop North".

Nick 'Monty' Montgomery never got the chance to play Emperor Nero.

 

[I should coco]

What did the Greeks ever do for us?

Vas and Traianos discuss their wonder free kick and long range goals scored at the Lane.

Watch out for the surprise guest appearances of Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as Aristotle, Pythagoras and Nick-the-Greek from Minder.

No plates were broken in the making of this programme.

 

[I should coco]

Li Tie passes on his infamous knowledge of ties exclusively to people called Lee. This weeks' guest star is sweaty unfunny tosspot comedian Lee Evans.

Sadly Lee-badge-kisser-Hendrie was unavailable as he had to 'put a bet on'.

Lee Sandford was also not contacted as no bugger could remember him playing for us.

Lee Baxter tried several times to pick up the phone, but dropped the call on each occasion.

 

[Sean Thornton]

What have the Stuarts ever done for us?

Graham and Mr Scullion discuss their piss poor scoring records at the Lane.

Mr Scullion is let off on the basis he played with Badger, Woody and Currie, but Graham is pilloried for his late grass cutter that Honest-Hans Segers managed to theatrically avoid.

The show was only aired once as the station was besieged by United fans demanding no repeat.

Stewart Scullion Si.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Silents Movie

A cinema graphic feast as Silent Blade takes to the silver screen and recites the names of the players in every single game since the club was formed.

In "The Directors Cut " he tells which bus they caught to the ground, and in more modern times, the reg number of their car.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Bodyguard

Kevin McCabe decides to hire a forum poster to watch his back.

 

[I should coco]

Stewart Scullion Si

You wouldn't let it lie, not even in the interests of comedic licence.

As daddy oft tires of saying, "Scott, you are such a pompous ass"

Please don't hurt me though with another one of those Chinese burns or hit me with the wet towel.

 

[brownie4583]

Holmes Under The Hammer.

Ricky Holmes visits various local auctions to bid on properties to do up to rent or sell for a tidy profit.
He builds up a large portfolio in the London,Sheffield and Oxford areas then rents them out to young players in these areas.

 

[I should coco]

Holmes Under The Hammer.

After a very cursory search, I can only see that it has already been done at least half a dozen times. Probably more if you include the mutilple Homes/Holms S2 4SU usual misspellings.

One of these was you on 6/7/18! Do you have memory difficulties or do you just wish to keep repeating your finest hour?

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   Holmes under the hammer. We review highlights of the grief Ricky has come in for, for no apparent reason.
   Post by: Kozzy_is_my_Dad, Jul 5, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat
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   Holmes under the hammer. Ricky gets some stick from Blades fans .
   Post by: Sean Thornton, Mar 8, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat
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   Holmes Under The Hammer. Ricky Holmes visits various local auctions to bid on properties to do up to rent or sell for a tidy profit. He builds up...
   Post by: brownie4583, 26 minutes ago in forum: General Blades Chat
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   Holmes under the hammer. Angry Blades fans torture Ricky for turning United down two summers ago.
   Post by: Kozzy_is_my_Dad, Nov 17, 2017 in forum: General Blades Chat
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   Holmes Under The Hammer Documentary following the mishaps of the Blades new talismanic midfielder as he applies unsuccessfully for his CSCS...
   Post by: Rodley, Jan 16, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat
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   Holmes Under The Hammer. Ricky Holmes is purchased from the London area and has cash spent on him but the owner can’t decide whether to sell or...
   Post by: brownie4583, Jul 6, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat

 

[brownie4583]

After a very cursory search, I can only see that it has already been done at least half a dozen times. Probably more if you include the mutilple Homes/Holms S2 4SU usual misspellings.

One of these was you on 6/7/18! Do you have memory difficulties or do you just wish to keep repeating your finest hour?

1. Post
   Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades
   Holmes under the hammer. We review highlights of the grief Ricky has come in for, for no apparent reason.
   Post by: Kozzy_is_my_Dad, Jul 5, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat
2. 
   Post
   Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades
   Holmes under the hammer. Ricky gets some stick from Blades fans .
   Post by: Sean Thornton, Mar 8, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat
3. 
   Post
   Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades
   Holmes Under The Hammer. Ricky Holmes visits various local auctions to bid on properties to do up to rent or sell for a tidy profit. He builds up...
   Post by: brownie4583, 26 minutes ago in forum: General Blades Chat
4. 
   Post
   Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades
   Holmes under the hammer. Angry Blades fans torture Ricky for turning United down two summers ago.
   Post by: Kozzy_is_my_Dad, Nov 17, 2017 in forum: General Blades Chat
5. 
   Post
   Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades
   Holmes Under The Hammer Documentary following the mishaps of the Blades new talismanic midfielder as he applies unsuccessfully for his CSCS...
   Post by: Rodley, Jan 16, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat
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   Post
   Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades
   Holmes Under The Hammer. Ricky Holmes is purchased from the London area and has cash spent on him but the owner can’t decide whether to sell or...
   Post by: brownie4583, Jul 6, 2018 in forum: General Blades Chat

Ha ha forgot about that

 

[Rodley]

Can Conor Wash-a-tonne? (LIVE at Dronfield Town Centre)

With 60 minutes to win the prize, a tonne of soiled bedding to get through and a bag of fake £1 coins from The Gambia - can Conor beat the clock and get those whites just right at the local Laundromat? Tune in to watch the Northern Irishman battle the suds against the clock.

 

[TJB.]

Good Evans! - A highlight reel of Wigan Athletic player and former Blade Lee Evans, featuring all his best passes throughout his career.

Duration: 4 minutes.

 

[TJB.]

Hao Haidong vs. Bucket ****

Ainsley Harriott as guest referee.

MMA fight. To the death.

 

[TJB.]

Webberneezer Scrooge - Unemployed jug-ears Danny Webber tours the country fucking up Christmas for everyone. This week he visits a poor family in Tadcaster, where he reveals to the kids that their parents hate each other, before doing a poo in the gravy pot.

 

[Rodley]

The Beginning of the Enda

Mr and Mrs Stevens discuss the romantic night Ireland’s number three was conceived

 

[William Large]

Enda Stevens Enda Season

Fly on the wall documentary following Enda’s post season antics.

During the show we see how he splits his time between marauding down the left flank of Ireland’s coastline, getting smashed in boozers, singing ‘Allez,Allez, Allez’ (cos he doesn’t have a song), smacking anyone who calls him Edna and pottering around the garden in sensible footwear.

 

[Grappler]

Channel 5 - Sunday 2pm

"Carry on Loving"

Young Chris Wilder joins the Sheffield United dating agency, with a view to making it successful, and soon has the Blades faithful falling in love with him and his brand of "proper" football. He's taken the team to the premier league, and the new journey starts here. There is only one thing for the Blades fans to do, Carry on Loving!

Starring Chris Wilder as "Chris", Alan Knill as "Alan", Billy Sharp as "Captain" , Kevin McCabe and Prince Abdullah as "bickering couple", Steve Bruce as "Tubby", Richard Stearman as "drunk" and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[8lade]

The Football League Show (with Sheffield United).

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

"Allez Allez" - John Egan stars as hapless cafe owner Perry Oni in a remake of the 80s war-time sitcom.

In episode 1, Herr Fleck investigates the disappearance of several promotion campaigns from a small local pub team, Sheaffield Wensday.

 

[Rodley]

Eg-an Bacon

Irish songsmith and centre half Big John Egan tours the lay-by cafes across the north of England.

 

[BigBed]

MOTD.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Up.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Cuckadoodle Didsey.

In this bold new take on the classic Joy of Painting with the legend that is Bob Ross. Dave 'didsey' McGoldrick is the artist, his task to paint landscapes using only oversized brushes, sitting in a closet while his great mate - Nick 'Monty' Montgomery slots a series of failed CBB contestants.

PornHUB describes its as TV gold, so that must be true.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Up.

Clearly not a shit show, continuing,

A few great men.
The Wilder Ones
The pursuit of happyness

 

[shorehamview]

Bash In The Attic, starring Chris Basham as The Expert and Nick “Monty” Montgomery as David Dickinson.

 

[William Large]

Bash (bashes) in the Attic.

Chris Basham nips round to Nick 'Monty' Montgomery's house, pops the lock on the patio door, nicks a couple of jazz mags from his vast but well thumbed collection, before scrambling up the attic ladder to ease the post season blues.

Can he rattle off a quick one and slip the aforementioned gentlemans pamphlets back, before Nick 'Monty' Montgomery returns home?

Hilarity ensues when he realises that the ever reliable (but renowned spank mag addict), midfield maestro Ollie is already up there feverishly polishing his (Nor ) Wood.

 

[Manuel Azaña]

B * A * S * H

Chris' exploits in Vietnam when he served under Sgt Bilko Sharp.

Featuring Nick Monty Montgomery as the waterboy.

 

[Manuel Azaña]

''The Wilder Geese''

Current manager takes on Nigel Adkins in a fight to the death,
escaping from rural Bavaria.