Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Grappler]

Film 4 - Friday 10pm

"Wilder at Heart"

Sequel to the poorly rated "Wild at Heart". Nicholas Cage fancies guiding the Blades back to the promised land, but so does Chris Wilder, which one will win?, a second rate actor, or the most successful English manager in recent years?

Starring Nicholas Cage as "Nick Cage", Chris Wilder as "Chris", Alan Knill as "Big Al", John Egan as "Knuckles", Steve Bruce as "Tubby", Blond actress as "Bird", Jordan Rhodes as "Shot Shy", and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Grappler]

BBC 2 - Sunday 2pm

"Carry on Laughing"

Under performing manager, Steve Tubby, gets the unwelcome job of managing Sheffield Pigs FC and getting them promoted to the Big League, it's going to be easy, right?, wrong!, in this laugh-a-minute comedy, everything Steve touches turns to shit!, from "not quite getting into the play offs" to "actually finishing twelfth", it can't get any worse, right?, but hang on!, there is a new King in Thailand and a big screen at Pigsborough, surely he won't stand there, like an idiot, while ten minutes of Thai music plays, and the Blades fans have a laugh?

There is only one thing the Blades fans can do while they look towards the rust bucket at S6, just "Carry on Laughing!".

Starring Steve Bruce as "Steve Tubby", Charles Hawtrey as "Mr. Chancer", Jordan Rhodes as "Shot Shy", Gary Hooper as "Sacked", George Boyd as "Unemployed", Joey Pelupessy as "not good enough", Barry Bannan as "seriously?", Joost Van Aken as "dear oh dear....", Blades fans as "Allez, allez, allez" and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Cruyff Turn]

Ex Charlton Athletic "nearly man" Ricky previews the local gig scene in Holmes and What's On.

 

[Guesty]

Film 4 - Friday 10pm

"Wilder at Heart"

Sequel to the poorly rated "Wild at Heart". Nicholas Cage fancies guiding the Blades back to the promised land, but so does Chris Wilder, which one will win?, a second rate actor, or the most successful English manager in recent years?

Starring Nicholas Cage as "Nick Cage", Chris Wilder as "Chris", Alan Knill as "Big Al", John Egan as "Knuckles", Steve Bruce as "Tubby", Blond actress as "Bird", Jordan Rhodes as "Shot Shy", and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

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I like 'Wild At Heart'. Not my favourite Lynch film, but still entertaining.

 

[Sean Thornton]

BBC 2 - Sunday 2pm

"Carry on Laughing"

Under performing manager, Steve Tubby, gets the unwelcome job of managing Sheffield Pigs FC and getting them promoted to the Big League, it's going to be easy, right?, wrong!, in this laugh-a-minute comedy, everything Steve touches turns to shit!, from "not quite getting into the play offs" to "actually finishing twelfth", it can't get any worse, right?, but hang on!, there is a new King in Thailand and a big screen at Pigsborough, surely he won't stand there, like an idiot, while ten minutes of Thai music plays, and the Blades fans have a laugh?

There is only one thing the Blades fans can do while they look towards the rust bucket at S6, just "Carry on Laughing!".

Starring Steve Bruce as "Steve Tubby", Charles Hawtrey as "Mr. Chancer", Jordan Rhodes as "Shot Shy", Gary Hooper as "Sacked", George Boyd as "Unemployed", Joey Pelupessy as "not good enough", Barry Bannan as "seriously?", Joost Van Aken as "dear oh dear....", Blades fans as "Allez, allez, allez" and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

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Big Ron Racist as Forestfairy?,

 

[Grappler]

I like 'Wild At Heart'. Not my favourite Lynch film, but still entertaining.

I know what you mean pal, Nick Cage (before his hair got even darker), Laura Dern and Willem Dafoe were all good, but Nick "Monty" Montgomery totally stole the show.

 

[Gimli]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Ertles - Johnny Ertl descends into a sewer underworld and embarks on a crime fighting career alongside his sensei Splinter - played by Nick ‘Monty’ Montgomery.

 

[Grappler]

Big Ron Racist as Forestfairy?,

Allegedly he was in the running for a role, but his agent insisted on 200 packets of Wrigley's, along with a very high salary, and the make up girl could not guarantee an accurate comb over.

 

[TJB.]

Coutts Loots Boots - Paul Coutts visits various branches of the famous pharmacy and sees how many items he can nick in half an hour without getting caught.

 

[Grappler]

Channel 4 - Friday 10pm

"Dr. Frasier Cranie"

New US sitcom. Due to some unrealistic reason or other, Martin Cranie gets mistaken for a radio phone-in host in Seattle and gets a job helping people with their problems by quoting lines from "Angels" and "Wonderwall", and all while sat in the studio in just his underpants, with a beer in his hand. Starring Martin Cranie as "Cranie", Steve Bruce as "Steve Tubby" and Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as Head of daytime programming and news at Radio Station KACL "Good Morning Seattle!", Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Guesty]

Channel 4 - Friday 10pm

"Dr. Frasier Cranie"

New US sitcom. Due to some unrealistic reason or other, Martin Cranie gets mistaken for a radio phone-in host in Seattle and gets a job helping people with their problems by quoting lines from "Angels" and "Wonderwall", and all while sat in the studio in just his underpants, with a beer in his hand. Starring Martin Cranie as "Cranie", Steve Bruce as "Steve Tubby" and Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as Head of daytime programming and news at Radio Station KACL "Good Morning Seattle!", Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

I only just realised as you posted that that Cranie has very nearly the same name as Frasier's Dad.

 

[TJB.]

Stage Fright with Jake Wright.

Jake Sr examines the troubles facing men who can't piss when other people are about.

 

[BerksBlade]

Crown Court, starring .... him, and err .... him. Oh, wait.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Channel 4 - Friday 10pm

"Dr. Frasier Cranie"

New US sitcom. Due to some unrealistic reason or other, Martin Cranie gets mistaken for a radio phone-in host in Seattle and gets a job helping people with their problems by quoting lines from "Angels" and "Wonderwall", and all while sat in the studio in just his underpants, with a beer in his hand. Starring Martin Cranie as "Cranie", Steve Bruce as "Steve Tubby" and Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as Head of daytime programming and news at Radio Station KACL "Good Morning Seattle!", Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

Billy Whitehurst as Niles Crane?

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Blackadder - Former Sheffield United and Gretna Green striker Russell Black stars as 'The Count' in the new spin-off TV series based on the much loved Sesame Street character. Ably assisted by Don 'big bird' Peattie and Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.

 

[Grappler]

Sky Atlantic - Monday 9pm

"Game of Thrones"

There is only one thing that unites the seven kingdoms, the Iron Throne at BDBTL. House McCabe and House Abdullah are locked in a deadly chess game, Mad King Madkins is a distant memory, loyal leaders Sir Chris of Wilder and Sir Alan of Knill have positioned the Blades army, led by noble Captain Billy Sharp, in the Premier League, without having to face the dreaded "Battle of Wembley", the first prize is already won. Lord Chancer of Pigsborough is biding his time, in the broken down ruins of The Sty. Lies, deceit, suspicion? It's all here, plenty of "he said", lots of "I don't remember saying that, but you said" with a touch of "what I meant is" thrown in for good measure.

The battlefield ahead is daunting, most do not last the course, can Sir Chris and Sir Alan do what Baron Warnock of Cornwall couldn't? Can they stand amongst the giants of Premier Land, and fight the good fight in the time honoured, traditional Battling Blades manner. And if they do, who will be sitting on the Iron Throne?

Starring Sean Bean as "McCabe", Charles Dance as "Abdullah", Stefan Scougall as "Tyrian Lannister", Chris Wilder as "Sir Chris of Wilder", Alan Knill as "Sir Alan of Knill", Billy Sharp as "Captain", Charles Hawtry as "Chancer", Steve Bruce as "Lord Stephen Tubby", Jordan Rhodes as "Sir Cowardly of Shot Shy", Atdhe Nuhiu as "large oaf", Jeremy Tutton as "Sloppy", John Egan as "minstrel of ye olde inn", and Oscar winner Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as Former ally of House McCabe, current ruler of Down Under Land, midfielder without peer Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Ertles - Johnny Ertl descends into a sewer underworld and embarks on a crime fighting career alongside his sensei Splinter - played by Nick ‘Monty’ Montgomery.

Magnificent.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Ginger warrior UK.

Flame haired former Blades take on one another in this televised assault course, to be crowned United most athletic auburn.

Feat. Dave Kitson, Mark Duffy, Andy Campbell, Tel Kennedy and Stephen Quinn.

 

[Sean Thornton]

BREAKING NEWS


TV show cancelled as career dies live on air.












The Jeremy Tutton show won’t be screened again, says a source from Scarborough TV.

 

[I should coco]

Sky Atlantic - Monday 9pm

"Game of Thrones"

There is only one thing that unites the seven kingdoms, the Iron Throne at BDBTL. House McCabe and House Abdullah are locked in a deadly chess game, Mad King Madkins is a distant memory, loyal leaders Sir Chris of Wilder and Sir Alan of Knill have positioned the Blades army, led by noble Captain Billy Sharp, in the Premier League, without having to face the dreaded "Battle of Wembley", the first prize is already won. Lord Chancer of Pigsborough is biding his time, in the broken down ruins of The Sty. Lies, deceit, suspicion? It's all here, plenty of "he said", lots of "I don't remember saying that, but you said" with a touch of "what I meant is" thrown in for good measure.

The battlefield ahead is daunting, most do not last the course, can Sir Chris and Sir Alan do what Baron Warnock of Cornwall couldn't? Can they stand amongst the giants of Premier Land, and fight the good fight in the time honoured, traditional Battling Blades manner. And if they do, who will be sitting on the Iron Throne?

Starring Sean Bean as "McCabe", Charles Dance as "Abdullah", Stefan Scougall as "Tyrian Lannister", Chris Wilder as "Sir Chris of Wilder", Alan Knill as "Sir Alan of Knill", Billy Sharp as "Captain", Charles Hawtry as "Chancer", Steve Bruce as "Lord Stephen Tubby", Jordan Rhodes as "Sir Cowardly of Shot Shy", Atdhe Nuhiu as "large oaf", Jeremy Tutton as "Sloppy", John Egan as "minstrel of ye olde inn", and Oscar winner Nick "Monty" Montgomery, as Former ally of House McCabe, current ruler of Down Under Land, midfielder without peer Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

You've got too much time on your hands!

Isn't Nick "Monty Montgomery already tied up doing Eurovision, starring with Charlize Theron in a remake of Love Story and helping out with Brexit?

 

[Rodley]

MC Gold Rick

Talismanic striker David McGoldrick spends the off-season with a summer DJ residence at Butlins (Minehead). Episode 1 sees David launch his new Talent Trek variety show, but will the success of his debut performance be undermined by the erratic behaviour of podium dancer Nick “Monty” Montgomery? Tune in to find out.

 

[shorehamview]

You've got too much time on your hands!

Isn't Nick "Monty Montgomery already tied up doing Eurovision, starring with Charlize Theron in a remake of Love Story and helping out with Brexit?

He’s here, he’s there, he’s everyfuckingwhere.
Starring Nick “Monty” Montgomery as “Monty”, international jet setting playboy.

 

[GodricBlade]

I’m not reading 98 pages to see if anyone’s suggested “Sabella on Paella”.
Our Argentinian wonder travels around rural Spain by donkey looking to find the authentic source of the now famous dish.

 

[shorehamview]

I’m not reading 98 pages to see if anyone’s suggested “Sabella on Paella”.
Our Argentinian wonder travels around rural Spain by donkey looking to find the authentic source of the now famous dish.

By a deft usage of the search function I can tell you that your idea is an original one, which is refreshing considering the usual crap here.

 

[GodricBlade]

By a deft usage of the search function I can tell you that your idea is an original one, which is refreshing considering the usual crap here.

Thanks Shoreham.
Why didn’t I think of doing that.......
Appreciate the effort & skills of you doing it, however minimal or significant.

 

[8lade]

Waiting for God (& co.)
A local bar is the venue for Sheffield United's promotion party and the staff have to cover 'every glass of a Blade' to make sure nobody goes home sober.

 

[Rodley]

Chalet Chalet Chalet

Big John Egan surprises everyone by spending his winter running a ski chalet for middle aged City bankers in Chamonix.

 

[Rodley]

Evel Knievknill

Bandy legged tactical supremo Alan Knill attempts hair-raising stunts on his Raleigh Chopper. This week he jumps over a nest of horny squirrels - will he survive or will the squirrels be his undoing once more?

 

[Grappler]

You've got too much time on your hands!

Isn't Nick "Monty Montgomery already tied up doing Eurovision, starring with Charlize Theron in a remake of Love Story and helping out with Brexit?

Yes Monty is always in demand. FLDC have contacted him, asking him for tips for Wembley. Lampard admires Monty and says he is the most difficult footballer to play against.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Chalet Chalet Chalet

Big John Egan surprises everyone by spending his winter running a ski chalet for middle aged City bankers in Chamonix.

Kin'ell