William Large
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Already smashed that one to the boundary my friend!
Peter Withe and I.
In which cult film director, Bruce Robinson, re-unites Ian Porterfield and Billy McEwan in a tea room in Penrith to discuss "perfume ponces", the procurement of child's piss, and the pitfalls of coaxing late-career goals from bearded former greats who don't really want to play for the Blades. Co-starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Uncle Monty.
Sequel
Withe nails and I.
Billy Mcewan is reunited with Peter Withe and both sent to the lakes to renovate an old garden shed, armed only with a handful of rusty nails and a hammer. The challenge turns into a race against time as Uncle Monty, played by Nick 'Monty' Montgomery hunts down the pair in an attempt to bum the living daylights out of them before they can make the shed secure and hide inside.
And to complete the trilogy
Withe Nalis and I.
Long haired, gypsy lookalike Lilian Nalis drags his hairy French arse out of retirement to rescue the aforementioned duo from Uncle Monty, played by Nick 'Monty' Montgomery. Turns out it was all a huge misunderstanding and hilarity ensues when Nalis arrives to find them all stoned out of their tiny minds. Uncle Monty is rinsing the hapless Mcewan over his decision to loan Withe out to Birmingham city then allow him to play in the next game againt him, scoring both goals which resulted in the difference between staying up and relegation. The dour faced Scottish fuckwit leaves and is never seen again.
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Peter Withe and I.
In which cult film director, Bruce Robinson, re-unites Ian Porterfield and Billy McEwan in a tea room in Penrith to discuss "perfume ponces", the procurement of child's piss, and the pitfalls of coaxing late-career goals from bearded former greats who don't really want to play for the Blades. Co-starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as Uncle Monty.
Sequel
Withe nails and I.
Billy Mcewan is reunited with Peter Withe and both sent to the lakes to renovate an old garden shed, armed only with a handful of rusty nails and a hammer. The challenge turns into a race against time as Uncle Monty, played by Nick 'Monty' Montgomery hunts down the pair in an attempt to bum the living daylights out of them before they can make the shed secure and hide inside.
And to complete the trilogy
Withe Nalis and I.
Long haired, gypsy lookalike Lilian Nalis drags his hairy French arse out of retirement to rescue the aforementioned duo from Uncle Monty, played by Nick 'Monty' Montgomery. Turns out it was all a huge misunderstanding and hilarity ensues when Nalis arrives to find them all stoned out of their tiny minds. Uncle Monty is rinsing the hapless Mcewan over his decision to loan Withe out to Birmingham city then allow him to play in the next game againt him, scoring both goals which resulted in the difference between staying up and relegation. The dour faced Scottish fuckwit leaves and is never seen again.
