Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Grappler]

Hey Kozzy_is_my_Dad , if these shows aren't hosted by Nicholas "Monty" Montgomery, directed and/or produced by Nicholas "Monty" Montgomery, or starring Nicholas "Monty" Montgomery as "Monty", then frankly you're wasting our time.

 

[elgoog44]

Monty's Python and his thigh-ing skirt lift....

In this made for Porn Hub Prime, Ex blade, TV and Film star, Director Theatre lovie, Hollywood's finest Nicolas "Monty" Montgomery, shows his carnal knowledge and bedroom game skills, giving some great tackle in the middle of her park, before shooting miles wide.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Withe, Nails and I

Follow the jovial escapades of Blades' favorites Peter Withe, Billy Whitehurst and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as they find themselves running a B&B in Cleckheaton.

Co starring some bird who used to be in Hollyoaks as young Nicks love interest and Ben Cucumberpatch as Billy's shirt pocket.

"Essential viewing" said nobody in particular.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Sharp

New series
"Bastard. Mi legs have gone"

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Lews' women.

Out of work and low on self-esteem we catch up with former Blade and current male escort Ray Lewington as he tries to shag his way to refound happiness.

 

[SharpshootingBilly]

Canadian Sniper

David Edgar profusely apologises to terrorists from long range.

 

[dazzlingblade]

Withe, Nails and I

Follow the jovial escapades of Blades' favorites Peter Withe, Billy Whitehurst and Nick "Monty" Montgomery as they find themselves running a B&B in Cleckheaton.

Co starring some bird who used to be in Hollyoaks as young Nicks love interest and Ben Cucumberpatch as Billy's shirt pocket.

"Essential viewing" said nobody in particular.

Surely it should have been withe, nalis and i

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Never mind the quality, feel the width"

A fully qualified time served tailor tries to explain to moronic orange faced hobgoblin Lee Hendrie that he looks a cunt in suits two sizes two small for him, while Gok Wan decides on how to kill him.

And before anyone States the obvious, yes, the suits are superfluous in the scheme of things.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Gray's anatomy.

Middle-aged & horny female Blades gush about former blades striker and heartthrob, Andy.

 

[blade.i.am]

An hour of popular old tunes in that non-PC classic
The Blackman and Whiteman Minstrel Show

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Ndlovu Island.
















Let's face it, it'd be much fucking better.

 

[The Crab]

Where U 'erd Twiss Pal

Our hero and Shakespeare fan Monty, has heard a rumour that former loan Blade, Michael Twiss, is going around random places in Sheffield giving readings of The Bard's works.

This week, Much Ado About Arbourthorne.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

The Bournemouth Supremacy.

Fans are left to ruminate over the decade-long sequence of events that led to a fucking sleepy south coast town whose biggest pastime is still probably Bowls being a bigger draw for a hot young prospect than Sheffield United.

 

[Grappler]

Channel 5 -10 PM

"Hit the Rhodes, Jack."

Mark Duffy and John Fleck take it turns at challenging Jack O' Connell to punch a pig player, accompanied by a classic song. This week, Ray Charles does the singing while big Jack tees off on t'owd "shot shy" himself, Jordan Rhodes.

Next week, George Michael and Aretha Franklin serenade JOC as he goes after the Kosovan giant, with

"I nuhiu were waiting for me"

(The Channel 5 philharmonic orchestra will be led by Mr Nick "Monty" Montgomery)

 

[Addison]

Cant pay we'll take your Player away

Eddie Howe discusses the finer points of paying out extortionate fees and wages to agents in order to obtain third party assets at knock down prices.

 

[brownie4583]

Holmes Under The Hammer.
Ricky Holmes is purchased from the London area and has cash spent on him but the owner can’t decide whether to sell or rent out for 12 months as he doesn’t fit into the plans of the new owner.
Dion Dublin praises the owner as he thoroughly checked him out before he purchased him.
He is advised to sell and purchase something in a different area maybe for more money.

 

[8lade]

Dad's Army
It's 2018 and the outbreak of a new season is upon us, with all the able strikers signed up by Premiership teams and others going 'shit or bust' but still managing to comply with FFP rules, the strike force cupboard is bare. Over at Bramall-upon-Lane there is nothing left but for manager Chris Wilder to form up a front line of over 30s and outcasts to see if anything can be done to halt Sheffield United's certain relegation to the old third division according to Wednesday fans.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Friends

The one where Camelhandler Bing thinks up his share scam.


Mad About You.

Actually, Kev gets really pissed off.


Fantasy Island

The board inviteTufty to a meeting regarding his budget.


Scandal

The Sheffield United court case reveals all.


Are you smarter than a ten year old

This week, the kids take on the Blades catering and kiosk staff


Give us a clue

Filmed live from the shareholders meeting at Bramall Lane.



A Touch of Cloth

Transfer Deadline day for Blades fans

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Ndlovu Island.
















Let's face it, it'd be much fucking better.

To know it would be better would mean you watch it as it is.

Surely you don’t, do you?

I expected better Dr L

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

To know it would be better would mean you watch it as it is.

Surely you don’t, do you?

I expected better Dr L

No, I chuffing well do not!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

No, I chuffing well do not!

Good man.

But do you listen to dance music remixes by a transsexual on a Saturday night?

I do.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Good man.

But do you listen to dance music remixes by a transsexual on a Saturday night?

I do.

Christ you've nosedived since your Devtirement

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Christ you've nosedived since your Devtirement

Just me and the young un, and she’s asleep. So me and Stephanie Hirst blasting out the dance music.

And the Devs a shit hole. Apparently coppers are regulars doing drug spot checks and no food “until further notice”. Not surprised. Bar staff don’t wash their hands.

Giggity.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Just me and the young un, and she’s asleep. So me and Stephanie Hirst blasting out the dance music.

And the Devs a shit hole. Apparently coppers are regulars doing drug spot checks and no food “until further notice”. Not surprised. Bar staff don’t wash their hands.

Giggity.

It was always going to go down the shitter once we stopped going. We were the public face of S5 respectibility

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Good man.

But do you listen to dance music remixes by a transsexual on a Saturday night?

I do.

I know a good remix when I hear one, Darling - good old Hirsty smashing it!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I know a good remix when I hear one, Darling - good old Hirsty smashing it!

Oi

 

[JPBrods]

Brookside.

Not a soap opera. A dark 'man in a room' thriller and voyage into the mind of a young man torn between his country of birth and instant international football.

 

[1973Blade]

Houston, We Have A Problem. Agony Uncle Stewart Houston gives advice to those troubled with personal problems.

 

[The Crab]

Foghorn Longhorn - For some unfathomable reason, ex Blade Dennis Longhorn becomes a loudmouthed, opinionated Chicken. Coming soon, Foghorn Longhorn on Waghorn "I said, well I said look here boy, five million bucks is an awful chunk 'o dough, this boy better be worth it"

 

[Rodley]

Ndlovu Island

Early 20s singletons holiday on a small archipelago just off the Zimbabwean coast. But Who will couple up and who will have a Random date with Nick Monty Montgomery?